Zhang Miao personally proved a saying through his actions—if you didn't court death, you wouldn't die.
At that moment, he clutched the ear Uzuki Yugao had just twisted one and a half turns, feeling the burning pain radiating from it. His face was the picture of misery.
"Hiss... I only made a little joke. Did you have to use so much force? I'm still a fucking kid!"
Hearing Zhang Miao's muttering, Uzuki Yugao, who was walking ahead of him, immediately curled her lips into a faint smile. She merely snorted and said nothing, while Izumi Uchiha beside her looked at Zhang Miao with some concern.
"Ryunosuke-kun, are you okay?"
"Do I look okay?" Zhang Miao shot her an annoyed glance. "How about you come over and let me kiss you? Then I'll be fine!"
At Zhang Miao's words, the little girl's face instantly turned bright red.
"Ryunosuke-kun, you..."
Just as Zhang Miao was about to tease her some more, he felt a sharp tug on his other ear. At the same time, Uzuki Yugao's voice rang in his ear.
"I'll teach you to bully Izumi!"
Zhang Miao: "..."
Damn it, they'd formed a united front this quickly? What happened to the promised harem free-for-all?
More importantly, wasn't Yugao supposed to be dignified, quiet, and delicate in the original story? Why had she turned into an "ear-twisting maniac" around me?
I must have transmigrated into a fake Naruto world!
Thinking of this, a sense of being deceived swept through Zhang Miao's heart. The pain in his ear made him cry out hoarsely.
"Ah, it hurts, hurts, hurts... Have mercy, heroine!"
"Hehehehe..."
Since it was the weekend, the Ninja Academy was on break. Izumi Uchiha had originally come out to go shopping, and she happened to run into Zhang Miao and