She Really Was Kind of Cute
"Pah!" Piccolo spat out a mouthful of blood, followed by a series of shouts.
"Smack!"
The next moment, Piccolo's severed arm grew back and returned to its original shape.
Cooler's eyes widened, his pupils dilating several times over.
"You... you can regenerate?" Cooler asked in astonishment.
"That's right, exactly." Piccolo nodded with a smile.
"I remember now, Namekian can indeed regenerate." Cooler gritted his teeth, a bad feeling creeping into his heart.
"Is it my turn to attack?" Piccolo chuckled, his newly grown arm suddenly stretching several times its original length, and he delivered a punch to Cooler from afar.
The punch landed directly on Cooler's face, leaving a deep fist mark.
"Awoo!"
Cooler let out a scream, fell backward, and landed hard on his buttocks.
Piccolo rushed over quickly and delivered another powerful punch to Cooler's abdomen.
"Puff..."
Cooler vomited blood violently.
However, Cooler did not give up the fight. Suddenly, she opened her mouth wide and began to gather energy.
"Oh no!" Piccolo exclaimed in alarm and quickly slapped down.
"Boom!"
Instantly, the energy that Cooler spewed out acted on his own mouth.
When the smoke cleared, Cooler's entire head was blackened from the explosion.
"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!" Caulifla happened to see this scene from a distance and burst into laughter, pointing at Cooler's miserable appearance and stomping her feet happily.
Cooler: "..."
Cooler was furious and kicked Piccolo.
Piccolo quickly raised his hand to block the kick that Cooler was about to deliver.
"Hahahaha, this is hilarious, it's so funny!" Caulifla laughed again.
However, just as Caulifla was laughing happily, she was suddenly punched and sent flying backward dozens of meters.
Caulifla quickly adjusted her body in mid-air, landed on all fours, and turned her head to look at the person who attacked her.
Caulifla was slightly taken aback when she realized that the person who attacked her was a fat woman with blue skin.
"Stand up, you ugly woman!" the fat woman snapped coldly.
Caulifla: "..."
Caulifla stood up and looked to the side.
"I'm talking about you, where are you looking?" the fat woman shouted angrily.
Beside the fat woman were two girls with unusual appearances.
"Don't you know? The so-called 'ugly woman' is the opposite of 'beautiful woman'," one of the girls said with a smile.
"You are the ugliest woman in our competition!" another girl said.
Caulifla: "..."
Caulifla was speechless.
"While we Saiyan aren't particularly picky about appearance, calling me ugly is going too far," Caulifla replied with a dark expression. "That fat woman, don't you take a piss and look in the mirror? You're the ugliest woman in this ring! Look at your waist, it's practically a barrel! Is your waist as slim as mine?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? Only a waist like this can be called absolutely beautiful!" The fat woman snorted, but she wasn't angry.
"What kind of aesthetic sense do you have? This is the stunningly beautiful Lady Brian." A girl said coldly.
"Exactly, that kind of tiny waist isn't fashionable anymore," another girl chimed in.
"It's also worth mentioning that this Lady Brian not only possesses a perfect appearance, but also has formidable Battle Power," the girl continued.
"Hehehe... An ugly woman like you is not qualified to fight me. Get down here." Brian, the fat woman from earlier, sneered.
"Ugly woman! How dare you call me ugly! Although I don't care about my appearance, your words show that you're jealous of me!" Caulifla said, her body radiating golden light as she immediately activated her Super Saiyan transformation.
In the stands.
"That fat woman actually claims to be beautiful?" Krillin secretly wiped his sweat.
Even if a woman like that were in front of me, I wouldn't have the slightest interest in her.
Who gave her that confidence?
"Oh dear, everyone has different aesthetic tastes," Vados said with a smile.
"She is indeed quite cute..." Champa his chin on his hand, lost in thought, a blush rising on his face.
Krillin: "..."
What kind of aesthetic sense do you have?
Master Roshi stroked his white beard, speechless.
Lord Champa, you call this fat woman a beauty?
Are there any beauties who are this ugly?
Too fat!
She's so fat, I have absolutely no interest in her.
Master Roshi shook his head, then couldn't help but glance at Vados next to Champa.
No wonder that cat wasn't interested in the Angel Vados.
It turns out he prefers overweight women.
"Hey, Heles! You clearly care a lot about your appearance. Aren't you considered beautiful in your own universe?" Champa suddenly shouted at Heles, the Gods of Destruction of the Universe.
Heles: "..."
A brief silence.
"You're so verbose, but that's not the case on that planet." Heles rolled his eyes at Champa.
In the stands.
Caulifla and the three women from the Universe 2 stood facing each other, their eyes Central City with boundless fighting spirit.
"Whether you're ugly or not is irrelevant to us Saiyan, as long as I eliminate you, that's all that matters," Caulifla sneered.
"Hehehe, what a pity. On my planet, beauty equals power, and extreme beauty equals extreme power!" Brian chuckled, then suddenly raised his hand, extending a finger, and muttered, "Natural Beauty Spiral Great Attack!"
As he spoke, a pink halo condensed at Brian's fingertips, forming Spiral Light Flame that roared toward the direction where Caulifla was.
Caulifla dodged to the side, avoiding the attack of the Spiral Light Flame.
"Perfect Ultraviolet Ray Slash!" Brian waved his hand again, unleashing crescent-shaped bursts of energy that slashed towards Caulifla.
Golden light emanated from Caulifla, allowing her to evade the energy attack.
"Anti-Aging Great Explosion Attack!" Brian gathered another burst of energy and hurled it at Caulifla.
"Boom!"
A massive explosion occurred where Caulifla was located.
A cloud of smoke filled the air.
Brian smiled smugly.
Caulifla: "..."
Caulifla was speechless for a while.
What kind of ridiculous tricks are these?
"Hmph, I'm going to teach you a lesson now, you fat woman!" Caulifla snorted coldly and was about to attack Brian.
"Well done, Brian!" the Supreme Kais of the Universe 2 exclaimed excitedly. "Although I don't understand the meaning of your techniques, your power is undeniable."
Heles also revealed a smug smile.
However, when Heles saw the seven players sitting in the stands, his smile gradually froze.
Only the three of them remain in the ring in our Universe 2.
All other contestants were eliminated.
That's really awful.
Just as Caulifla was about to attack Brian, she was suddenly grabbed by the hands of two other women.
"What are you doing?" Caulifla asked, startled.
"Lord Brian, give her the final blow!" one of the women said with a smile.
"Prepare to wrap this up!" Brian leaped into the air, raising his hands high and gathering energy in them.
Caulifla looked up at the other person.
"Mystical Guardian Particle Regeneration!" Brian shouted.
"Hey, Caulifla, watch out!" Krillin couldn't help but shout.
After all, Caulifla is a contestant from Universe 6, and Krillin, being from Universe 6, naturally has to help Universe 6.
This shout immediately caught the attention of the three women on the stage.
The three women all turned to look at Krillin, focusing their attention on him.
Especially Brian, the fat woman, whose pupils contracted slightly upon seeing Krillin, and heart-shaped stars appeared in her eyes.
Krillin also exchanged a glance with Brian.
"Smack!"
Brian landed from the air, and she withdrew the energy from her hands.
Both women were slightly taken aback.
Caulifla was also a little puzzled.
Why aren't you attacking anymore?
"Wait a minute!" Brian spoke up, blushing, and pointed to Krillin in the stands, "Who... who is that handsome guy?"
Krillin: "..."
Krillin looked around.
"No need to look anymore, I'm talking about you." Champa patted Krillin on the shoulder.
Krillin was deeply moved.
This is the first time in my life that a girl has called me handsome.
They really hit the jackpot.
"I don't know his name." Caulifla didn't have much of an impression of Krillin and was speechless.
You call him handsome?
Is he handsome?
His head looks really strange, it looks a lot like a marble.
"What's your name?" Brian asked softly to Krillin on the stage, her face flushed.
"Krillin ..." Krillin answered truthfully.
"No wonder he's handsome, even his name sounds so nice." Brian blushed even more.
Krillin didn't want to talk anymore.
"How could a woman like you possibly be worthy of such a handsome man!" Brian shouted at Caulifla.
Caulifla was speechless.
"When did I say I wanted to team up with him? I'm not interested in him!" Caulifla snapped irritably.
"That's good, he's mine." Brian grinned, his face beaming with excitement.
"That round, pearl-like head doesn't even have a nose; it's an exquisitely beautiful face," another woman exclaimed, also captivated by Krillin's appearance.
"An impeccable man." The other woman nodded vigorously.
"Kid, they say you're handsome!" Champa chuckled and patted Krillin's bald head.
Krillin's face grew increasingly grim.
You guys are so ugly, please don't tease me, okay?
However, to be fair, the two girls next to that fat woman were actually quite cute.
She has a pretty good figure!
"Shall we date? Krillin!" Brian said softly to Krillin.
Krillin: "..."
"I don't want to!" Krillin shouted.
"You... you actually rejected me." Brian looked incredulous. "How is this possible! It's all your fault! You ugly woman!"
Caulifla: "..."
How did this get involved with me?
"What does this have to do with me?" Caulifla asked with a dark expression.
"Repair Guardian Quality Attack!" Brian said, waving his hands forward, and two streams of energy roared towards Caulifla.
With a light lift of her foot, Caulifla deftly dodged the energy blast fired by Brian.
"Damn it!" Brian became increasingly enraged and condensed another burst of energy, hurling a beam of light towards Caulifla.
Seeing the rapidly approaching energy flames, Caulifla didn't even bother to dodge.
"Bang!"
The energy flames struck Caulifla on the spot.
"Oh no, Lord Brian is wavering in his love for beauty!" one of the women exclaimed, her expression changing.
"This is troublesome." The other woman also had a bad feeling.
"Are you guys ever going to stop? It's my turn to attack now." Caulifla was covered in cold sweat, golden light flashed on her body, and powerful energy erupted wildly.
"Sizzle... sizzle..."
Arcs of electricity rapidly struck Caulifla's body.
Super Saiyan 2, transform!
The electric arcs generated by the Super Saiyan 2 transformation instantly struck the two women beside him.
The two women were immediately electrocuted and their bodies convulsed uncontrollably, causing them to begin dancing strangely.
"Bang!"
Caulifla flung the two women over to Brian's side.
The woman fell hard on her backside and screamed in pain.
Brian's face changed color.
"Boom!"
With a wave of her hand, Caulifla unleashed a surge of energy that directly impacted the three women.
With a loud bang, the three women were instantly blasted into dust and dirt by the powerful energy.
"I really don't understand how the three of you have managed to stay this long with your strength?" Caulifla sneered. "If this is all the strength you have, you should just leave already! You are no match for me at all!"
"No way! It's not nice to be knocked down by you. I'm going to jump down myself!" Brian said, looking disheveled, and turned to walk to the edge of the ring.
"Brian!" the two female companions exclaimed.
"Whatever!" Caulifla snorted, looking completely indifferent.
"You two have to stay until the end," Brian called out to his two female companions.
"No!" one of the female companions exclaimed immediately.
"We must stand together through thick and thin!" another female companion quickly said.
"Lord Brian, please cheer up!" the first female companion stepped forward to persuade him.
"It's alright, your beauty won't be diminished!" another female companion chimed in.
"You..." Brian was in tears, but his mood calmed down a little.
Caulifla: "..."
"You guys are so slow! Why haven't you jumped down yet?" Caulifla couldn't hold back any longer and said coldly, "Get down now, or I'll beat all three of you down right now! You three are lucky to have survived this long with your abilities!"
"Hateful!"
The three trembled with fear, yet they knew all too well Caulifla's power.
"Fine, I'll count to five. If you don't come down, I'll knock you down!" Caulifla sneered and began counting.
Heles's expression changed repeatedly.
We're doomed!
Our universe is about to be erased.
I'm going to stand in front of Luo Tian now and offer to be his woman. I don't know if that will work.