I'm Panicking Too! What Should I Do?

The Shadow Clone Jutsu was a ninja technique that used one's own Chakra to solidify an illusion, giving the manifested image a portion of the original's Chakra.

Solidify it!!

It sounded freaking awesome!

But it was only an auxiliary ninjutsu. Aside from studying, greeting family members, and making up numbers for Fight the Landlord, it would basically shatter at a touch!!!

So...

Once those shadow clones got rolled over by a Tailed Beast, a huge number of them would probably be wiped out!!

Not to mention there were two enraged Tailed Beasts.

Isobu and Six-Tails Saiken, the two Tailed Beasts brought in by Kirigakure and Konoha.

Could they not be angry?

One had been roaming the ocean, while the other had been sleeping lazily in an underground cave. Who would have thought they would run into two lunatics? Wasn't that just unfair?

Couldn't everyone just mind their own business and live their own lives?

Those two lunatics tossed the Tailed Beasts around like balls while holding up Poké Balls and saying, "Become my Pokémon!!"

Who could put up with that?

So the Tailed Beasts could only rise up and resist!!

Tailed Beasts would never be slaves!!!

And yet...

Those two bastards were actually this overpowered?!

In the end, they could only be sealed inside Poké Balls that were black, dark, cramped, and devoid of sunlight.

They had clearly promised three bedrooms and a living room, with beds, sunlight, internet, and delicious food. Yet they had tricked the Tailed Beasts?

Even worse, they had been sold off like livestock!!

You wanted to bring nuclear peace to the Shinobi World, but you couldn't treat us as nuclear weapons!

We have minds too! We're rare imported species that have lived for thousands of years, yet this was how we were treated.

How could we not be furious?

So when Isobu and Six-Tails Saiken broke free, they said nothing and fired off a Tailed Beast Ball first. Red hair or black long straight hair, it did not matter—as long as they were human.

Xun Uzumaki frowned as he looked at the territory being wantonly destroyed below. In his original world, someone would have reported you to the United Nations and the International Environmental Protection Association!

Even if it was not your own land, you could not go this far!

But he had no idea what to do now.

He simply could not take on those Tailed Beasts head-on...

Forget him—even the Mizukage would probably struggle against two Tailed Beasts. What was Kirigakure trying to do?

Were they planning to summon the Tailed Beasts and then just release them into the wild?

Without the God of the Ninja World, how did they intend to seal two Tailed Beasts?

Or were they planning to slowly recapture them one by one later?

Right now, they could only throw people at them. But without anyone at Kage-level, were they seriously planning to pile up Jonin against Tailed Beasts?

By the time they were done piling up bodies, there probably would not be many Uzumaki Clan members left. That would fit Konoha's requirements for adopting orphans and inheriting their estate perfectly...

But...

What else could they do now?

Xun Uzumaki frowned and asked the system in his mind. He could only rely on his cheat now. Hopefully, it would be dependable.

"Please wait," the system's electronic voice replied.

It seemed that when its host ran into trouble, this system was still quite depend...

"Searching the surrounding area for other potential new hosts."

"..."

Holy shit, was this system looking for a backup plan?

Black lines immediately appeared across Xun Uzumaki's forehead. Before he could even finish thinking that it was reliable, it was already preparing to betray him. Just how little faith did it have in him?

"I was only joking. Please do not get worked up, Host. Your current reputation has reached 1.1 million. Searching for an appropriate solution."

One million? When had it reached that?

Xun Uzumaki looked confused. It had only been a few days. How had it risen so much?

As expected, war was the best opportunity to farm reputation!!

"It is recommended that the Host exchange for the Flying Thunder God Technique. If you cannot win, you can still run," the system's electronic voice finally said.

But this method...

"I'm a dignified transmigrator, and you're telling me to run?!!" Xun Uzumaki was speechless. It really was a solution!

"This is currently the best method! Even if the Host stacked Chakra and ninjutsu to Kage-level now, you would not have the corresponding abilities!!"

Why?

"There is no reputation left to exchange for ninjutsu."

"..."

That really was true!!

Xun Uzumaki was instantly speechless. Could he really only take Kushina and wander the world when the time came? Or perhaps he could find Nagato's mother, become Nagato's uncle, and lead Nagato and the others in establishing the largest criminal organization in the Shinobi World?

On second thought, forget it. The Uzumaki Clan had treated him well. How could he abandon them just like that?

As for ninjutsu...

Xun Uzumaki considered how he could learn ninjutsu. If he could stack his ninjutsu and Chakra to Kage-level by then, any ninjutsu he learned would instantly reach a proficient state. It was just that...

To take on Tailed Beasts, he would need at least an S-rank or Super S-rank Forbidden Jutsu...

Setting aside whether he could find one, simply learning an S-rank ninjutsu was no easy task. Was he supposed to let the Uzumaki Clan hold them off for a few days first?

What a joke!!

By then, he would probably be using the Multiple Shadow Clone Jutsu to collect the Uzumaki Clan's corpses.

No...

Suddenly, a strange expression appeared on Xun Uzumaki's face. Did he not already have a Super S-rank ninjutsu?

"Exchange for the Flying Thunder God Technique!!"

He silently said in his heart!!

The Uzumaki Clan members were also staring at the scene with expressions that practically screamed MMP...

What the hell was Kirigakure doing?!

They were only a small country and a small clan. Was there really any need to go this far?

If you could not win, you called your daddy—ah, no, you called the Tailed Beasts?

As one of the Five Great Shinobi Villages, did you have no shame at all?

As they watched the Uzumaki Clan's shadow clones get hit by a Tailed Beast Ball on the left and a tail on the right, their numbers visibly dwindling, chills ran through their hearts...

Their Chakra probably could not recover as fast as the Tailed Beasts destroyed it!

Although the Tailed Beasts attacked indiscriminately, beating down Kirigakure's ninja as well...

They were different!

Kirigakure could afford the losses, but the Land of Whirlpools could not...

And Kirigakure had come to invade them. If the Tailed Beasts gave the land a nuclear cleansing, the ninja and civilians of the Land of Whirlpools would be exposed. Then it would truly be over.

So...

Kirigakure could retreat, but the Land of Whirlpools could not...

Uzumaki Kai glanced in Xun Uzumaki's direction, then looked at the Tailed Beasts frolicking across the Land of Whirlpools' territory. Gritting his teeth, he shouted, "This cannot go on any longer."

Then his original body leaped straight into the battlefield and charged at the Tailed Beasts.

All the hidden Uzumaki Clan members stared in horror at Uzumaki Kai as he rushed toward the battlefield, their hearts filled with confusion. What was he going to do?

Could it be...

Their hearts immediately filled with respect. Was he going to take on the Tailed Beasts? How brave!!

Worthy of being a member of the Uzumaki Clan!

Just as they were preparing to charge out with roaring cries alongside him—

They saw Uzumaki Kai roar directly at the Tailed Beasts, "Aah!!"

What was he trying to do?

Was he planning to scare off the Tailed Beasts?

Then...

Several chains glowing with golden light burst out from Uzumaki Kai's body!!

Seeing this from afar, Xun Uzumaki's eyes widened as he cried out, "Th-this is Adamantine Sealing Chains?!!"

The Uzumaki Clan's unique Sealing Jutsu—Adamantine Sealing Chains.

There were two known methods in the Shinobi World capable of restraining Tailed Beasts. One was the Uchiha Clan's Mangekyo, while the other was the Uzumaki Clan's Chakra. Adamantine Sealing Chains brought the Uzumaki Clan's massive Chakra to its ultimate expression, giving the Tailed Beasts a feast of bindings that left them unable to move.

Had Kushina not, driven by maternal love, erupted with Adamantine Sealing Chains even in a weakened state and easily subdued the Nine-Tails? Karin...

Ah—!

Forget about that lovesick girl!!

Seeing this, Xun Uzumaki narrowed his eyes...

This...

Seemed like something he could make use of...