Multiverse Sign-In System

Xiao Xian was one of the lucky few struck by a system. Originally, he had been a failed writer of online novels on Earth. Every novel he wrote had flopped all the way to Java, yet he still dreamed every day of becoming a god and swore to strive for it his entire life—the tragic sort of fellow he was.

That day, Xiao Xian was sitting before his computer, hammering away at his keyboard. Though it was already one in the morning, it did nothing to dampen his creative passion, because he had actually received a ten-yuan tip.

To thank his reader for appreciating him, Xiao Xian decided to pull an all-nighter and write like mad tonight—though, to be fair, he did that every day.

While crazily burning the midnight oil, he also logged into a certain website and checked in for the day. Checking in meant he could read novels for free, and for Xiao Xian, who was so poor he could barely afford food, that was an irresistible temptation.

He opened the website, only to find that it was not the familiar interface he knew. It seemed the page had been updated.

"How rare. A deadbeat website like this is actually willing to spend so much on maintaining its webpage. Has the boss finally realized how important a good interface is?" Xiao Xian habitually stroked his stubbly beard as he guessed.

"Are you dissatisfied with your unchanging life? Do you want to understand the meaning of living? yes, no."

Fine, that whole bit was just Xiao Xian indulging in his fantasies. In truth, only one line had appeared on the computer: Would you like to check in today? yes, yes.

Damn it, where had the no option gone? Had the boss eaten it himself?

Xiao Xian complained speechlessly.

But it did not matter. He had not planned to choose no anyway. Two yes options were fine; at least he would not accidentally click the wrong one.

He casually clicked yes. Just as Xiao Xian was about to see whether the novel he was following had updated, his vision suddenly went black, and he immediately lost consciousness.

When he woke up again, he found himself lying in an antique-style room. The room was incredibly old-fashioned and extravagantly luxurious.

Looking down at himself, he discovered that he was wearing an exquisite robe. Both its materials and craftsmanship were exceptionally refined; without at least tens of thousands, there was no way he could buy a set like this.

Xiao Xian was completely dumbfounded. He had no idea why he had merely performed his routine check-in, only to suddenly lose consciousness. When he woke up, not only had he appeared in such a luxurious room, but even his clothes had been changed.

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, for obtaining the Multiverse Sign-In System. To learn the system's specific functions, please calm your mind and immerse your consciousness."

"Fuck! Who's pretending to be some god or ghost over there? Get out here now, or I'll let you have a taste of the Fist of Justice!" Clearly startled by the voice, Xiao Xian sprang three feet into the air and shouted loudly.

Unfortunately, that voice did not appear again.

"System? Sign-in?"

After shouting for a long time without getting an answer, Xiao Xian gradually calmed down and recalled what he had heard earlier.

Clearly, he had transmigrated, and he had even received the standard cheat system that countless transmigrators came equipped with. It just was not some invincible system capable of crushing heaven and earth, but rather some kind of sign-in system.

Xiao Xian understood sign-ins. As the name suggested, he needed to clock in every day. As for what the system did, he did not know yet. This piece of junk was clearly not intelligent enough; there was no system sprite to give him answers, so he had to figure everything out himself.

After thinking for a moment, Xiao Xian forcibly calmed himself and immersed his consciousness.

"Hoo!"

Who knew how long passed before Xiao Xian finally opened his eyes, a strange smile appearing on his face.

The system he had obtained really was a sign-in system. He could check in once a day, with the count refreshing at midnight. Unused check-ins could not accumulate; if he missed one, he missed it, with no chance to make it up.

Even the system did not know what he would receive from checking in each day. It depended entirely on luck, and the rewards were random. They might be cultivation, divine artifacts, or perhaps just firewood, rice, oil, and salt.

"Mm, very good. My luck has always been great, and I'm handsome enough too. There's no way I could draw trash." Xiao Xian wore an expression of inexplicable confidence.

"Ding! Would the Host like to check in?"

"Do you even need to ask? Of course I'm checking in." Xiao Xian put his hands on his hips and declared in an extremely chuunibyou fashion.

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, on successfully checking in. You have obtained an expired aphrodisiac, I Love One Stick. Taking this medicine has severe side effects: muscle swelling and excessive energy. Host, please consume it with caution."

"Pfft!"

Xiao Xian immediately spat blood.

Damn it, getting a bottle of aphrodisiac from checking in would have been bad enough, but it was fucking expired too. System, could you be any more of a scam?

Looking at the pink pill in a transparent glass bottle in his hand, Xiao Xian felt as though he had been struck by lightning. He hurriedly threw the so-called I Love One Stick far away, then desperately rubbed his hands against his clothes.

"Stay calm. This is just an accident. Tomorrow, I'll definitely get something good," Xiao Xian consoled himself.

Thus, on the second day, he received a dead tree branch.

"Stay calm!"

On the third day, he received a copper coin.

"Stay calm!"

On the tenth day, his luck finally turned around. He received a Soft Girl named Xiao Xun'er. She really was a Soft Girl, not an adjective.

Looking at the little brat in his hands, still wrapped in swaddling clothes and at most five or six months old, not even weaned yet, Xiao Xian looked up at the sky and silently shed two streams of tears.

"System, come out. I promise I won't beat you to death."

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, on successfully checking in. You have obtained the full cultivation of a Dou Emperor. You have successfully advanced to Dou Emperor."

On the hundredth day after obtaining the sign-in system, just as Xiao Xian was on the verge of despair, the system's voice descended like sweet rain.

"What? A Dou Emperor? Fuck, really?" Xiao Xian's body, which had been limp like a salted fish, instantly sprang upright. His eyes gleamed as he asked in disbelief.

Before obtaining the system, Xiao Xian had felt that his luck was always quite good. Hadn't the novels he used to write received not a single cent in tips? Yet his latest novel had received the enormous sum of ten yuan as a tip. That was irrefutable proof.

Boom!

Without any warning, a powerful surge of energy instantly flooded Xiao Xian's body. His body swelled like a balloon, and his realm, once completely devoid of cultivation, began to soar wildly, faster than a rocket.

Dou Qi, Three Stages Dou Qi, ten stages of Dou Qi, condensing a Dou Qi cyclone, Dou Zhe, Dou Shi, Da Dou Shi, Dou Ling, Dou Wang, Dou Huang, Dou Zong, Dou Zun, Dou Saint—then, with a boom, he broke through into an entirely new realm: Dou Emperor.

Fortunately, the system suppressed all of it, leaving the outside world completely unaware that Xiao Xian had broken through to Dou Emperor. Otherwise, the entire Dou Qi Continent would have been shaken.