Flood Dragon Magical Beast, Fist of Justice

"Roar! It's you again, you damned human! What exactly do you want?" Xiao Xian's words seemed to provoke the intense fury of one of the beings. Its roar shook the heavens, shattering the surrounding space.

Then, Little Fairy Doctor only felt her vision blur before an incomparably massive Flood Dragon appeared in the air.

"So it's Little Flower. Long time no see. Why do you look like you've gained quite a bit of weight again? Did you sneak off and eat some tonics while I was away?" Xiao Xian looked at the enormous Flood Dragon before him and grinned wickedly.

"Bastard! You're the fat one! Your whole family is fat! Last time, you bastard, you robbed me of all my possessions. Are you trying to pull the same trick again today? I'm telling you, don't even think about it!" The Flood Dragon called Little Flower flew into a rage, spraying Xiao Xian with saliva as she shouted.

Xiao Xian had not merely wreaked havoc in human territory before. Even Magical Beasts had not escaped his clutches. The accumulations of thousands of years from one Magical Beast after another had been stripped clean by him, turning these overlords into paupers in an instant. The past was simply too painful to recall.

Thus, to these Magical Beast overlords, Xiao Xian had become a nightmare. That nightmare had finally vanished for more than a decade, and they had managed to build up some savings again. Yet they had never expected this bastard to return.

Damn it, was he really not going to let beasts live?

The Flood Dragon wailed inwardly, feeling that the road ahead was utterly bleak, without the slightest hope of ever rising again.

"Look at you, look at you. I only took a little of your collection. Was there really any need to be so fussy? It was useless just sitting with you anyway. Rather than letting it grow mold in a warehouse, why not take it out to help a poor man like me?" Xiao Xian said shamelessly.

"Do you have no shame at all? A little collection? That was my entire accumulation over thousands of years! Some of it could even have helped me break through to the next rank. I had been waiting for a chance to consume it, but now it's all gone!" As the Flood Dragon spoke, tears of regret began streaming from her huge eyes.

Had she known that a calamity like him would raid her treasures, she should have buried them somewhere far more secretive, leaving only a few unimportant things behind. Then, even if someone robbed her, the losses would have been insignificant.

Enough. The more she said, the more tears there were.

"Haha, we're all friends. Why say so much? What's yours is mine, isn't it?" Xiao Xian laughed it off. In any case, once something entered his pocket, there was no chance he would ever take it back out.

"You shameless bastard!"

The Flood Dragon nearly coughed up blood from rage.

Who the hell was friends with you? What did he mean, what was hers was his? Could he possibly be any more shameless?

Truthfully, although the Flood Dragon had already experienced Xiao Xian's shamelessness before, she was still infuriated beyond measure now and wished she could spit all over his face.

Little Fairy Doctor's face had also flushed red with embarrassment. She was an honest child, after all. Her master's shamelessness made her want to crawl into a hole.

"Enough. I didn't come here today to reminisce. To make up for your losses, I've decided to give you a fortuitous opportunity. I hope you seize it and don't disappoint me." Xiao Xian waved a hand, deciding to put the matter behind them.

"A fortuitous opportunity? For me? Are you sure you're not joking?" The Flood Dragon froze, seemingly unable to believe what she had heard.

The human before her was not only shameless, but also utterly devious. He took every advantage for himself, and if anyone dared reach for a share, he would beat them up before looting their entire household. She had never seen anyone more vicious than a bandit.

Now that she heard Xiao Xian wanted to give her a fortuitous opportunity, the Flood Dragon's first reaction was disbelief. Then she wondered whether it was some kind of trap. Could he possibly be this kind-hearted?

She did not know whether others could be so kind-hearted, but this detestable fellow certainly was not among them. He was the sort who could dig a pit for someone's death without batting an eye.

"What opportunity? Tell me first. I'll consider it afterward," the Flood Dragon said cautiously.

A fortuitous opportunity! Though she did not really believe it, what if it was true? What if this guy suddenly lost his mind? Wouldn't she strike it rich?

"Haha, it's nothing much. I recently found myself a wife, and her birthday is in a few days. But I haven't been able to find a suitable gift for her, so I thought I'd get her a mount. And naturally, you were the first one I thought of. Who told us to be such good friends?" Xiao Xian said with a cheerful grin, wearing an expression that said he had only considered her because of how close they were.

"Go fuck yourself! I must have a hole in my brain to believe anything you say, you bastard! You actually want this lady to be a mount? Why don't you just fly up to heaven?" The Flood Dragon immediately flew into a fury and cursed loudly.

She really was an idiot. She knew this bastard was devious to the core, yet she still could not help wanting to believe him. Did she have some masochistic streak buried deep in her bones?

The Flood Dragon shook her head fiercely, driving that terrifying thought from her mind. She absolutely would not admit that she was an idiot. It was definitely because this human's words were too deceptive that she had fallen for them again and again. It was not because she truly had some masochistic tendency.

From the Flood Dragon's words, it was clear that she was female. No wonder Xiao Xian wanted to capture her and give her to Yun Yun as a gift.

Just imagine it: how impressive would it be to ride a Flood Dragon? And she was even a Flood Dragon in the Dou Saint realm. More importantly, she was female. This was practically a gift from the heavens.

"Haha, listen to yourself. Aren't I already in the sky? From the looks of it, you don't seem too willing. That kind of thinking is dangerous. How about I help correct your mistaken ideas?" Xiao Xian narrowed his eyes as he examined the Flood Dragon, cracking his knuckles as a dangerous smile spread across his lips.

"Human, don't bully a dragon too far! I am a noble member of the Flood Dragon race. How could I possibly become the mount of a lowly human? Give up on that idea!" Seeing Xiao Xian's sinister smile, the Flood Dragon instinctively shuddered, but she still stubbornly held her ground.

"Hmph. I thought our relationship had reached a certain level, but it turns out you still don't consider me a friend. Your actions have deeply wounded my heart. Take my Fist of Justice!" Xiao Xian put on a heartbroken expression, then suddenly punched toward the Flood Dragon's forehead.

"Human, what are you trying to do? I'm warning you, don't come any closer, or I'll scream!" Seeing Xiao Xian turn hostile without warning and swing his fist, as large as a sandbag, toward her, the Flood Dragon shrieked in fright. She looked like a young maiden cornered by a burly man.

"Go ahead and scream. Scream until your throat gives out, and no one will come save you." Xiao Xian wore an evil grin, yet his hand did not stop.

"Help! He's killing a dragon!"