Douluo: Bibi Dong, Why Are You Crying After I Leave!
Chapter 23

Am I the Only Cure? Then You Might as Well Die of It!

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"Am I the Only Cure? Then You Might as Well Die of It!"

"You brat, how are anyone else supposed to survive like this?"

After Qian Chengxiao perfectly absorbed the Ten Thousand-Year Soul Ring, Chihiro Ji watched him rise and walk toward them. Though his mouth was complaining, his face was practically blooming like a chrysanthemum.

Satisfied—he was fucking satisfied beyond belief.

With a son like this, he had no regrets in life.

Fortunately, this little fellow had been fated to join their Spirit Hall.

If any one of the Upper Three Sects had taken him in, Spirit Hall might have had no place left on the Douluo Continent in the future.

Fortunately, he had encountered both Qian Chengxiao and Bibi Dong and taken them in as his adopted son and disciple.

With Bibi Dong and Qian Chengxiao, Spirit Hall was destined to rise.

My son has the potential to become a god!

At that thought, Chihiro Ji's lips curled upward slightly.

As for Bibi Dong, who had fallen into a strange mental loop, she was finally drooling with a foolish grin on her face.

By the time Qian Chengxiao reached Chihiro Ji, Bibi Dong finally snapped out of that strange loop.

Seeing Qian Chengxiao standing before her at some unknown point, Bibi Dong gazed at him with seductive eyes and instinctively leaned closer, wanting to cling to him like an octopus and snuggle against him.

"Hubby..."

That alluring voice coming from a little girl's mouth left Chihiro Ji and the others utterly stunned.

Qian Chengxiao looked at Bibi Dong, whose cheeks were slightly flushed and whose seductive eyes seemed ready to latch onto him, then directly pushed her away.

"If you're sick, go get treated!"

"Don't embarrass yourself here."

At Qian Chengxiao's indifferent words, Bibi Dong finally came fully awake this time.

She had only just emerged from that strange mental loop and had not yet completely regained her senses.

But this time, Qian Chengxiao's push completely pulled her out of her fantasy and back into reality.

"Little Chengxiao, you're being very naughty~"

Now fully clear-headed, Bibi Dong did not get angry as she looked at the cold-faced Qian Chengxiao before her.

Instead, she narrowed her eyes slightly, stepped in front of him, grabbed his hand, and transmitted her voice directly to him. "Once we return to Spirit Hall, you'll be mine."

"The more you resist, the more excited I'll be!"

"You're seriously sick."

Hearing Bibi Dong's voice transmission, Qian Chengxiao looked at her greedy gaze, which regarded him like prey. He slapped away the hand holding his and spoke irritably.

This brat really did not know what was good for him.

Bibi Dong was practically throwing herself at him, yet this brat would not respond to her and was even so cold toward her.

How had Bibi Dong taken a liking to this kid?

If it were him, if a woman were even half as forward as Bibi Dong, he could have had enough children to make up a football team.

"Alright, since we've obtained the soul rings this time, it's time to head home."

Qian Daoliu, who had been standing to the side, also woke from his fantasies of the future. He smiled at Qian Chengxiao and Bibi Dong, feeling that the future was full of promise.

"Mm!"

Hearing Qian Daoliu's words, everyone left the Star Dou Great Forest and prepared to return to Spirit City.

Not long after Qian Chengxiao and the others left, the Female Lion that had fainted after being unable to withstand Qian Chengxiao's pressure slowly woke up.

A trace of confusion still flashed through her newly opened eyes.

What the hell had happened?

Wasn't she in the middle of doing the deed with her mate? How had she suddenly passed out?

Oh my god!!!

No way, no way... That guy looked like he was all show and no substance. How could he have made me pass out?

Huh?

Where had that guy gone?

Fine, so he had hit it and quit it?

You scumbag lion. From now on, I'll never believe in love again.

From that day onward, there was one more heartbroken Female Lion in the Star Dou Great Forest.

"Roar~~~"

"Roar!!!"

"Bibi Dong, are you fucking sick? Why are you biting me?"

Inside the carriage, Qian Chengxiao sat to one side with his eyes closed, concentrating quietly and completely ignoring the rather abnormal woman that was Bibi Dong.

Then, a sharp pain shot through his shoulder, instantly putting a mask of agony on Qian Chengxiao's face.

Seeing Bibi Dong lower her head and bite his shoulder tightly, impossible to pry off no matter how hard he pushed, the furious Qian Chengxiao directly copied her.

Returning the favor in kind, he viciously bit down on Bibi Dong's slender shoulder.

It would have been fine if he had not bitten her, but the moment he did, Qian Chengxiao felt Bibi Dong bite his shoulder even harder.

Thus, neither of them was willing to let go. They bit each other's shoulders fiercely until blood filled their mouths.

After nearly a quarter of an hour, Bibi Dong was the first to release her bite.

Qian Chengxiao, however, still did not let go. He continued biting her shoulder viciously, as though he wanted to tear off a piece of her flesh.

This crazy woman—who knew what she was thinking about all day? No one could figure out what went on in her mind anymore.

Feeling the pain from her shoulder, Bibi Dong broke into a smile. She gently hugged Qian Chengxiao's head and softly stroked it.

Looking at Qian Chengxiao biting her shoulder, Bibi Dong's eyes were filled with tenderness as she said softly, "Chengxiao, I left an indelible mark on you, and you left the same mark on me."

"This is our token of love, you know~"

"From now on, you are in me, and I am in you."

"You're fucking insane!"

Qian Chengxiao had not understood why Bibi Dong had suddenly gone mad, but after hearing her words, he immediately shoved her away.

This time, Qian Chengxiao pushed Bibi Dong aside with ease.

"If you're sick, hurry up and get treated. Stop going crazy in front of me all the time."

Qian Chengxiao glared furiously at Bibi Dong, whom he had shoved down onto the carriage floor.

"If loving you is an illness, then I'm already terminally ill."

"The only medicine in this world that can cure me is you."

Rather than backing down after hearing Qian Chengxiao's cold words, Bibi Dong came before him and stared at him with blazing eyes.

"Then you might as well die of it."

Qian Chengxiao's eyes were filled with indifference as he looked at Bibi Dong, who had moved close and was staring at him passionately.

In my Previous Life, I fell for you because of that one sentence: I only have you.

Love-brained to the extreme, I became a pathetic simp and devoted all my energy to you.

In this life, I'll take my revenge bit by bit.

Once I return to Spirit Hall, I can begin laying the groundwork to enter the Clear Sky Sect and steal Tang Yuehua and A Yin from under their noses.

I'll deal with Tang Yuehua first, then go out with the Tang Hao and Tang Xiao brothers to meet A Yin.

When the time comes, heh heh~

I refuse to believe that if I put on a spectacular show in front of A Yin, she won't fall for me.

Without such a deep bond with A Yin, could Tang Hao and Tang Xiao really give up a 100,000 Years soul ring that had practically fallen into their hands?

This new book keeps dropping in the rankings. Brothers, please give me some support—vote for it and stay active!

Qing Zhou offers his thanks with clasped fists!

As a newcomer with a new book, please be understanding and forgiving of any shortcomings.

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