My Douluo System is Not Right
Chapter 14

Are You Xiao San?

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When Yun Xiao Feng was still some distance from the mountaintop at the back mountain,

Yun Xiao Feng stopped walking forward.

Ahead of him, a little brat about his age was hopping down from the mountaintop, covering several meters with each step.

At that moment, Yun Xiao Feng knew he was a step too late.

It was no longer realistic to fight Tang Dou Dou over the large rock he used to cultivate Purple Demon Eyes. It seemed there would be no chance today.

However, when Tang Dou Dou came down the mountain, he also saw Yun Xiao Feng. He felt that this person would pose a great threat to him in the future.

At that moment, he already intended to eliminate Yun Xiao Feng, this potential threat.

But just as he raised his right hand and prepared to fire his Sleeve Sword at Yun Xiao Feng, Yun Xiao Feng found it utterly unbelievable.

I just came to the back mountain to find you and have a fight.

But you actually want to kill me right away.

Is that something a human being would do?

As Yun Xiao Feng watched the boy approach, a flash of violet passed through his eyes, and a trace of killing intent flickered through his narrow blue pupils.

Those few movements left Yun Xiao Feng completely dumbfounded.

Yun Xiao Feng simply leaned against the rock, basking in the newly risen sun, feeling lazy all over.

Tang San disliked seeing an unfamiliar face appear.

"Who are you? Why are you here?" Though Tang San was young, that did not mean he would casually kill someone.

The father and son made their living in Holy Soul Village. If the villagers learned that he was a murderer, they would definitely drive them out.

"Who I am is none of your damn business. Is this your home?" Yun Xiao Feng immediately shut Tang San down with a single sentence.

The back mountain had always been where he cultivated alone.

He had long since subconsciously treated this back mountain as his private territory.

But when Yun Xiao Feng suddenly said it aloud, he realized there was something wrong with his words.

Looking at Yun Xiao Feng lazily lying on the large rock with his eyes closed, basking in the sun,

little Tang San thought that he had to find an opportunity to beat him up and let him taste the power of Tang Sect Martial Arts.

He truly could not stand Yun Xiao Feng's manner. Tang San himself was merely the son of a blacksmith and a drunkard, and his family was so poor they had nothing but gruel to drink.

Yet any random accessory on Yun Xiao Feng's body was worth far more than all the clothes Tang San wore.

In Tang San's eyes, someone like that was a spoiled young master, a worthless good-for-nothing.

That was why Tang San had wanted to kill Yun Xiao Feng from the very beginning.

However, after being shut down by Yun Xiao Feng, that killing intent turned into disdain.

He felt that Yun Xiao Feng was all glitter on the outside and rotten within. He could not even be bothered to kill trash like him now.

"Hmph." After snorting coldly, Tang San used his strange footwork, Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track, and quickly disappeared from before Yun Xiao Feng.

Yun Xiao Feng continued lying on the large rock, basking in the sun. In any case, he had nothing to do these days.

After that, he came here at roughly the same time every day to sun himself. Every day, Yun Xiao Feng watched Tang San walk past him with disdain on his face.

"Are you insane?" Finally, one day—also Yun Xiao Tian's sixth birthday—he could no longer stand Tang San. Tang San would walk past him every day and snort coldly.

So today, he was annoyed. Fine, Tang San could walk past him if he wanted, but what was with snorting at him every time for no reason?

His displeasure showed plainly on his face.

However, Tang San had learned that Yun Xiao Feng was Village Chief Jack's distant relative, visiting this place and preparing for Spirit Awakening.

He had no idea that his father, Tang Hao, was a Titled Douluo. If he had known, what would he have been afraid of?

He feared that if he killed Yun Xiao Tian, everyone in Holy Soul Village would drive both him and his father away.

"Say that again." Tang San spoke coldly.

It was as if one more word would cost someone their life.

"I said you're sick. So what? Aren't you? If you're walking by, then just walk by. I'm sunbathing here—did I provoke you? You keep grunting all day like you're some kind of big shot." Yun Xiao Tian opened his eyes.

Looking at Tang San, whose face had turned green with rage five meters away, he could not help finding it amusing.

Someone with Tang San's personality actually became the child of destiny? There's no justice in this world!

Tang San rushed forward, extending his small hands, pale as jade, hard as iron, and immune to poison.

Heh, so this is Tang San's so-called Mystic Jade Hand? Trash, Yun Xiao Feng thought.

"What are you trying to do, Tang San? You attack people when you can't win an argument? How shameless." Yun Xiao Feng was dragged down to the ground by Tang San, then quickly got back up.

When Tang San threw a punch, he aimed straight for Yun Xiao Feng's heart.

What kind of grudge is this? Yun Xiao Feng secretly marveled.

Yun Xiao Feng crouched down,

then spun around, and Tang San's hand landed on his shoulder.

He grabbed Tang San's hand and flung him hard.

Tang San received a solid over-the-shoulder throw.

Tang San lay on the ground, still unable to recover from the shock, his face blank with confusion.

Yun Xiao Feng did not care about that.

He charged forward, pinned Tang San by the neck, and punched him in the face. "I'll teach you to sneak attack me, you shameless bastard."

Only after taking that punch did Tang San come back to his senses.

This is Tang Sect Martial Arts, and it actually failed? How is that possible? Tang San's mindset began to crumble somewhat, though overall he remained fairly composed.

"Heh, so what if I sneak attacked you?" Tang San snorted coldly.

The two immediately began grappling. Yun Xiao Feng ruthlessly gave Tang San black eyes, turning both of his eye sockets into panda eyes.

Yun Xiao Feng also pretended to let Tang San punch him a few times in the face, leaving himself bruised and swollen in a pitiful state.

The reason Yun Xiao Feng did this was to avoid making Tang Hao, who was secretly watching, suspicious. He wanted Tang Hao to think this was merely a fight between boys of the same age—plainly put, children fighting.

As the mighty Tang Hao, he would not go after Yun Xiao Feng viciously just because his son had suffered a little bullying.

The two children were simply brawling. They rolled around on the grass, you punching me one moment, me punching you the next.

Congratulations, Dog Host. You used an exceptionally shameless method to beat Tang San badly and obtained the Blue Silver Emperor Bloodline. The bloodline will take effect during Spirit Awakening.

After beating Tang San some more, Yun Xiao Feng shoved him three meters away, then burst into tears and ran back toward Village Chief Jack's home.

Yun Xiao Feng intended to complain. He would tell Village Chief Jack that Tang San had beaten him for no reason. Seeing how bruised and swollen he looked, Yun Xiao Feng was very satisfied.

Tang San had not only been beaten black and blue, but his eye sockets had also become national treasure eyes.

And that was not even all. They were both men, so why was he crying?

Watching Yun Xiao Feng run away crying,

Tang San was left utterly confused. What was going on? He had been beaten so badly, yet he had not even cried.

Little brats will always be little brats, Tang San inwardly sneered.

Grandpa Jack would probably come to their house to cause trouble soon. No, he had to hurry home.

Tang San immediately used Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track and raced home.

Tang Hao knew that his son had only suffered superficial injuries, so he did not pay much attention to it.

Tang San now looked so battered that no one in the village would recognize him.

He had not been particularly good-looking to begin with, and now he looked even worse.

Yun Xiao Feng ran back to Village Chief Jack's house. "Grandpa, Grandpa! Someone hit me!"

Hearing the familiar voice, Village Chief Jack turned around from where he had been facing away from Yun Xiao Feng.

"Who are you?"

That question left Yun Xiao Feng dumbfounded.

Yun Xiao Feng had deliberately made himself look like this.

Forget Village Chief Jack—even his two wives, Tang Yuehua and Yun Yun, might not recognize him.

Village Chief Jack stared at his bruised and swollen face in confusion. Then, after noticing his clothes, he asked doubtfully, "Are you Xiao Feng?"

"Mhm, mhm, Grandpa. Someone hit me!" Yun Xiao Feng's acting was absolutely Oscar-winning!

Yun Xiao Feng ran up to Village Chief Jack, hugged his arm, and shook it as he spoke.

"Which bastard hit you? Tell Grandpa, and Grandpa will get justice for you." Village Chief Jack spoke with fury on his face.

"Grandpa, Tang San hit me!" Yun Xiao Feng looked deeply aggrieved.

He wanted to witness the famous scene of the Level 8 Soul Scholar with a carrot martial soul cursing the Titled Douluo-level Pope with a hammer, and the half-crippled Tang Hao.

"Come on, Grandpa will take you to settle the score with Tang San." Seeing Village Chief Jack's furious expression, Yun Xiao Feng cackled inwardly.

He did not believe Tang Hao would dare use his Clear Sky Hammer to beat Village Chief Jack to death. Even if Tang Hao did make a move,

Yun Xiao Feng had made preparations of his own—the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud!

Once the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud appeared, Tang Hao would probably immediately flee with Tang San. Otherwise, he would face Spirit Hall's endless pursuit.

Tang San was still young. Tang Hao could not bear to let his child suffer through that with him.

But how could he know that Tang San was no longer his original son? This Tang San was merely someone who had come from another world.

Village Chief Jack held Yun Xiao Feng's little hand and quickly arrived at Tang Hao's house.

He did not even knock. He began cursing right from the doorway.

"Tang Hao! You bastard, get out here! Look at what your son did—look what he did to my Xiao Feng!"

Tang San was forging inside. Hearing someone curse his father, he was about to react, but once he recognized the village chief's voice, he relaxed.

The village chief of Holy Soul Village came by every few days to curse Tang Hao a few times. He was used to it.

But he felt it would be inappropriate to answer the door with a pig's head for a face.

Entering Tang Hao's room was like entering a pigsty. It was filthy and chaotic beyond measure, with trash and wine jugs all over the floor. It was unbearable to look at.

"Dad, Village Chief Jack is here for you!" Tang San wanted Tang Hao to receive him. How could that happen?

"Xiao San, just go send him away." Tang Hao did not even open his eyes. He lay on the bed, half-dead as he spoke.

"Okay, Dad." Tang San could only brace himself and go face Village Chief Jack's anger.

The moment Tang San opened the door,

Village Chief Jack was stunned when he saw him.

"You are?"

Jack desperately wanted to ask, "Who exactly is this monster?"

"Village Chief Jack, I'm Tang San. My dad is asleep. He doesn't want to get up." Tang San spoke somewhat awkwardly.

After saying that, he shot Yun Xiao Feng a vicious glare from behind him.

See? This is all your damn fault.

"Xiao San, are you Xiao San?" Village Chief Jack asked with a face full of disbelief.

Tang San lowered his head. "Y-yes, Village Chief Jack. I'm Xiao San."

Village Chief Jack looked at Yun Xiao Feng behind him. After thinking it over, he felt Tang San seemed rather pitiful, so he let it go.

"Xiao San, the day after tomorrow is Spirit Awakening for the children in our village who have turned six. Make sure you come then. It'll be at the Spirit Hall wooden house at the village entrance." When Village Chief Jack saw Tang San's miserable state, he could not bear to blame him anymore.

After all, Yun Xiao Feng had beaten the other boy badly enough.

Village Chief Jack figured that Tang San's father, Tang Hao, might not even recognize him. In fact, that was true.

"Okay, Village Chief Jack, I understand. I'll be there on time." Tang San remained fairly polite. He once again shot a vicious glare at Yun Xiao Feng, who had come with Village Chief Jack.

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