My Douluo System is Not Right
Chapter 32

Yun Xiao Feng Was Struck by Lightning

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Dog Host, you really are a dog. You tricked Little Cat into sharing a bed with you so quickly.

"No, System, don't falsely accuse me, okay?"

Did I?

"Haven't you noticed that I'm their Charging Treasure?"

Yun Xiao Feng and Xiao Wu slept on the bed, but Zhu Zhuqing was shy. Since they had only just met, she chose to sleep on the sofa.

But Yun Xiao Feng's Blue Silver Emperor Domain was no joke.

While asleep, Zhu Zhuqing unconsciously moved herself onto the bed and slept beside Yun Xiao Feng.

Say whatever you want. In any case, Dog Host has earned the title of Shameless.

"Can't you be reasonable?!"

Heh heh. Reason with This Palace—no, with this System? Who gave you the courage? Prepare to face the gale!

"No, I didn't insult you!"

This System is in a good mood and feels like tidying you up.

"Fuck, you're tidying me up because you're in a good mood? What kind of logic is that?"

Given that Dog Host has earned the title of Shameless, one Raging Thunderous Heavens Might is awarded.

"Fuck me."

"Xiao Wu, Little Cat, get out of the way!"

Yun Xiao Feng had no time to think.

He kicked Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing's perky bottoms with each foot.

Still asleep, the two were kicked off the bed by Yun Xiao Feng.

Xiao Wu was still dreaming. She had dreamed that Yun Xiao Feng had found her lots and lots of delicious carrots.

But before she could even take a bite, she was kicked off the bed. Her carrot dream ended before it had even begun.

Zhu Zhuqing was in much the same state as Xiao Wu, except she was deeply confused. Hadn't she been sleeping on the sofa? Now that she had been kicked off the bed, her entire head buzzed.

Yet when Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing fixed their eyes on Yun Xiao Feng rolling around on the bed, the whole rabbit felt awful.

On the other side, Zhu Zhuqing was much the same.

Seeing Yun Xiao Feng on the bed, the whole cat felt awful too.

When Xiao Wu saw Zhu Zhuqing reaching out to pull Yun Xiao Feng, who was rolling around on the bed—

She Teleported to Zhu Zhuqing's side and stopped her.

"Don't move. Otherwise, you'll be in danger." Although Xiao Wu had never seen Yun Xiao Feng in such a miserable state, the Lightning Element energy around him was anything but ordinary.

If Zhu Zhuqing went over, she might be electrocuted until not even ashes remained!

"Xiao Wu, you and Little Cat get inside the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud. Quickly." Yun Xiao Feng hurriedly told the two to hide inside the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud first. That would be safer.

Without another word, Xiao Wu directly activated the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud.

Zhu Zhuqing was enveloped inside as well.

It was a triangular, sea-blue crystal.

Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing were enclosed within it.

Little Cat and Little Rabbit could clearly see what was happening outside through the translucent sea-blue light screen.

Both of them watched Yun Xiao Feng roll around in agony on the bed.

"Sister Xiao Wu, what's happening to him?" Little Cat had never seen this before. Yun Xiao Feng had been electrocuted once before.

But this time, anyone could sense that the power was many times stronger than before.

"Uh, maybe there's too much Lightning Element in his body! But he should be fine." Although Xiao Wu was somewhat worried, she was not concerned for Yun Xiao Feng's life.

She had experienced this situation many times already.

He often kicked her off the bed for no apparent reason!

Then she would sleep inside the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud for the entire night.

By the next day, all the furniture in the villa would have turned to ash.

"I'm so sleepy! I'm going back to sleep. Xiao Qing, sleep too! Remember, don't leave the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud until the lightning is completely over!"

Xiao Wu reminded Zhu Zhuqing.

She was afraid that if she fell asleep later, Little Cat might run out alone and get electrocuted into ashes.

Xiao Wu's carefree attitude made Little Cat's delicate brows furrow. She felt that Xiao Wu was far too big-hearted.

The space inside the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud was quite large.

Xiao Wu spread out a blanket, then took bedding from her Soul Tool. Soon, she lay down herself, leaving a space for Zhu Zhuqing.

There was no use worrying, no matter how worried Xiao Wu was. She also knew that this kind of lightning would only benefit Yun Xiao Feng.

The only downside was probably that his skin would be charred black.

But one bath would fix that.

Besides, Xiao Wu had long since gotten used to this.

Zhu Zhuqing watched Yun Xiao Feng continuously rolling around on the bed.

How agonizing must this be?

No wonder one move had scared Zhu Zhuyun and the others witless.

This training method was seriously incredible!

Yun Xiao Feng had no idea when the System's lightning punishment would come.

But at this moment, he stopped rolling around on the bed.

He sat cross-legged on the bed, preparing to receive that Raging Thunderous Heavens Might.

Yun Xiao Feng continued to endure.

Half an incense stick later.

"System Sir, I'm ready."

Oh, I forgot earlier. Come on, prepare to face the gale! Raging Thunderous Heavens Might.

"System, you really are such a serious System!"

Yun Xiao Feng said through gritted teeth.

The Lightning Element from before nearly killed me.

And now you're telling me you forgot.

If you forgot, you should've said so sooner!

"KRAK!" With a tremendous boom, lightning as thick as a bucket exploded directly over Yun Xiao Feng.

Inside the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud, Zhu Zhuqing was isolated from the outside sounds.

But the instant she saw Yun Xiao Feng get struck, her heart leaped into her throat.

It was terrifying for a cat.

The bucket-thick lightning directly reduced Yun Xiao Feng's clothes, along with everything in the entire room, to ashes.

Other than Xiao Wu, who was sleeping soundly inside the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud, and Zhu Zhuqing, who stood there utterly dumbfounded.

Inside the room, Yun Xiao Feng sat cross-legged on the floor.

The bed he had been sitting on had already turned to ashes.

His long hair stood straight up from the electric shock.

He was completely naked, and his entire body was pitch-black.

His eyes were vacant.

His mouth hung open, and even his teeth had been shocked black.

Smoke continuously drifted from his mouth.

The fleeting lightning had even allowed Zhu Zhuqing to see Yun Xiao Feng's bones. It was clear just how powerful the shock he had endured was.

At the hotel, Dai Mubai was conquering territory with two other women.

That tremendous boom just now—

Startled him badly in an instant.

He then tightly hugged the woman beneath him.

"Young Master Dai, Young Master Dai, what's wrong?" The two women were greatly frightened by this scene.

"It's nothing. Let me recover for a moment. Fuck, who's causing trouble?!" Frightened out of his wits, Dai Mubai withdrew his little Mubai.

In Soto City, a Soul Emperor was attempting to break through to the Seventieth Rank. Startled by the massive thunderclap, his breakthrough instantly failed.

He immediately wanted to curse loudly.

But he couldn't even find someone to curse at!

This Soul Emperor felt so fucking wronged.

"Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu, wake up." In the Rose Hotel room, Yun Xiao Feng was still sitting cross-legged on the floor.

Black smoke still rose from his mouth.

System Sir's Raging Thunderous Heavens Might was far too fucking powerful.

Every bone in his body had been shattered by the lightning.

Ah Yin-brand soul bone healing skill began slowly repairing his body.

And on top of that, he was completely naked.

How could the word miserable possibly describe it?

"Ah, what happened to him?" After Zhu Zhuqing woke her up from inside the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud, Xiao Wu was somewhat dumbfounded when she saw Yun Xiao Feng's condition.

His whole body was black, smoke rose from him, and he was completely naked.

Only after Xiao Wu saw that all the surrounding furniture had turned to ashes did she relax. She patted her not-so-full little chest.

She put the equipment she had placed inside the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud back into her Soul Tool.

Then she put away the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud.

Zhu Zhuqing immediately rushed over to Yun Xiao Feng.

"Are you all right?" Little Cat's concern truly pleased Yun Xiao Feng.

Unlike that Rogue Rabbit, who lived so carefree and heartless.

"Mhm." Yun Xiao Feng nodded. He was a little depressed right now. Zhu Zhuqing was standing in front of him, so didn't that mean she had seen his entire body?

Zhu Zhuqing saw Yun Xiao Feng's embarrassment, but she did not care. As long as one of them was embarrassed, the other would not be.

"Xiao Wu, hurry and get me into the bath barrel." Yun Xiao Feng instructed Xiao Wu, his Childhood Sweetheart.

"Zhuqing, come help." Xiao Wu walked to one side of Yun Xiao Feng and supported his body.

Someone was needed on the other side as well.

Thus, Zhu Zhuqing and Xiao Wu worked together to carry Yun Xiao Feng into the bath barrel.

"Little Cat, you've seen my naked body. You have to take responsibility for me!" As Xiao Wu and Little Cat carried Yun Xiao Feng and placed him into the bath barrel—

Zhu Zhuqing turned and left.

She felt that her face was burning red.

Then she heard something even more absurd.

"Little Cat, you've seen my naked body. You have to take responsibility for me." The instant Zhu Zhuqing heard that, she felt utterly depressed.

Listen to that. Was that even something a human would say?

Like I wanted to see your body!

Bastard.

Though she was angry, it was also somewhat funny.

"In your dreams! Isn't Xiao Wu enough for you?" Zhu Zhuqing had just finished speaking.

Xiao Wu began, "You're wrong, Younger Sister Xiao Qing. He also has Wife Yue Hua and Wife Yun Yun. And it seems he has some other Wife whose identity I don't know, too."

"Xiao Wu should be his fourth wife, hee hee."

After hearing Xiao Wu's words, Zhu Zhuqing stared at her blankly.

If Xiao Wu had not seemed normal at other times, Zhu Zhuqing would definitely have thought she was a foolish rabbit.

This girl was actually willing to be someone's fourth wife. What on earth was she thinking?

"Little Cat, since you've seen my naked body, you have to take responsibility for me." Yun Xiao Feng lay back in the bath barrel, enjoying Xiao Wu's help as she washed away the charred parts of his body.

With his back to Zhu Zhuqing, who was still standing at the bathroom door instead of leaving, he teased her.

"Heh heh, keep dreaming." Zhu Zhuqing sneered. She would not take responsibility for him just because she had seen his naked body. That was far too absurd.

"Oh, is that so? But when Xiao Wu and I were sleeping, weren't you on the sofa? How did you suddenly end up on our bed?"

"Who ended up on the bed? Don't spout nonsense." Zhu Zhuqing herself was still completely confused!

How the hell would I know how I got there?

"That's right. Otherwise, why would Younger Sister Xiao Qing be in the room?" Xiao Wu's question left Zhu Zhuqing stunned.

"..."

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