Tang San:!

Tang San: Aah!

Brain storage: harem + comedy + Tang San torment + invincibility. If you don't like it, don't bother~

Heaven Dou Empire, Suotuo City.

Zhuge Lan walked out of the Spirit Hall Branch, weighing the hundred Gold Soul Coins in his hand.

He hummed a cheerful little tune.

"I'm smiling proudly~ smiling proudly~"

Although the Soul Master subsidy was funded by the empire,

after Spirit Hall fell in later generations, it was abolished outright.

So he still had to thank Spirit Hall for standing up for the Soul Master community!

Zhuge Lan was a transmigrator.

As a full-time author, he had been pulling an all-nighter to write bonus chapters for the votes of his handsome readers when he suddenly felt a pang in his heart.

Then he arrived in the Douluo world, his body even shrinking back to twelve years old.

He also activated the Emotional Value System, and his starter gift pack landed a critical hit, granting him level 35 Soul Power, god-tier Twin Martial Souls, and—

a Million Year External Soul Bone!

A Million Year first Soul Ring!

It was extravagance at its finest!

After adapting to his abilities, he came to the Spirit Hall Branch to claim the subsidy for a Soul Elder.

—The system had even thoughtfully projected two Soul Rings for him so he could pass Spirit Hall Branch verification.

Now that he had money,

should he get something good to eat first, or something even better?

He looked around for a place to eat.

Two people around his age approached him.

The boy was plainly dressed and utterly ordinary-looking, but his belt was outrageously flashy, set with twenty-four jade stones.

The girl was youthful and beautiful, especially those long, white-stockinged legs that practically made up half her proportions.

But those pink rabbit ears...

"Rose Hotel?" The girl looked past Zhuge Lan, then said to the boy beside her, "Xiao San, let's stay here."

"Whatever you say." Xiao San nodded.

The two brushed past Zhuge Lan. The girl even curiously met his gaze.

Zhuge Lan smiled.

As a Douluo fanfic author, he recognized them at once—Tang San and Xiao Wu!

They had just arrived in Suotuo City?

Then Shrek's admissions would be in two days?

Excellent.

Zhuge Lan turned around and followed Xiao Wu and Tang San.

He had no other intentions.

He just wanted to use the two of them to farm some fun.

—Emotional Value System: Make major characters experience emotional fluctuations because of the host, and receive the corresponding Emotional Value!

Emotional Value had countless uses.

Levels, Soul Rings, Soul Bones, Immortal Herbs, External Soul Bones, Divine Inheritances.

It had everything.

Zhuge Lan did not rashly step up to provoke them.

After all, although his first Soul Ring was a million years old,

it was...

hard to put into words.

He entered the hotel.

Tang San and Xiao Wu were arguing with Dai Mubai, who had a pair of twins with him, over a room.

When Xiao Wu said, "Not so great. Get lost,"

Zhuge Lan made his move.

"Are you three done yet?"

He wore an impatient expression as he said—

"You're all Soul Masters, yet you've been yapping forever without throwing a single punch?"

"If you're men, fight it out! Whoever wins gets the room!"

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Zhuge Lan's obnoxious remarks immediately drew a glare from Dai Mubai.

Tang San frowned as well.

Only Xiao Wu's eyes lit up as she immediately charged at Dai Mubai to fight him.

Tang San sighed helplessly and reached out to stop Xiao Wu.

"Let me handle it."

"Why?" Xiao Wu said unhappily. "I'll do it myself! I'll beat him until even his mother won't recognize him!"

She really had a way with words.

"You're a girl, yet your mouth is that filthy?" Zhuge Lan remarked. "Just now, you were the one who suggested staying at a couple's hotel. Tsk, tsk, tsk!"

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"Shut up!" Xiao Wu snapped. "You're a Soul Master too, right? This young lady will beat you until your mom won't recognize you!"

She shoved Tang San aside and rushed over.

"Hey!" Zhuge Lan raised a hand to stop her. "I don't fight women. Let that little runt fight me."

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Tang San's face darkened. Who was he calling a little runt?

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Xiao Wu also looked thoroughly displeased.

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"What do you mean?" Dai Mubai said angrily. "So I fight women? That woman's body is so frail. Why don't all three of you come at me together?"

One sweeping taunt.

It finally made Xiao Wu lose her mind.

"Quit talking big!" Xiao Wu shouted. "Xiao San! That foul-mouthed guy is yours. I'm going to tear apart this arrogant bastard's mouth!"

Without waiting for Tang San or Zhuge Lan, she summoned her Martial Soul and charged at Dai Mubai.

Tang San's gaze turned cold as he summoned his Blue Silver Grass Martial Soul and revealed two yellow Soul Rings.

"Tang San, Martial Soul Blue Silver Grass, level 29 War Soul Master. Please enlighten me!"

Even at a time like this, he still had to put on airs.

Just as expected of you.

Zhuge Lan was certain he would win, so he was in no hurry.

Soul Power gathered in his right hand, condensing into an ancient longsword Martial Soul. He revealed a pure white Soul Ring.

—This Million Year Soul Ring was platinum in color.

But in the eyes of those who did not know any better...

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Tang San frowned in confusion.

This guy talked so arrogantly, yet his first Soul Ring was white?

"Zhuge Lan, Martial Soul Li Jing Longsword, level 35 War Soul Master. Please enlighten me!"

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Tang San was dumbfounded.

Huh?

You're level 35?

And who was Li Jing? Was he that impressive?

Zhuge Lan could not care less about Tang San's confusion.

He raised the Li Jing Longsword in his hand.

The first Soul Ring lit up, activating its one and only Soul Skill—

"100% Barehanded Blade Catch!"

"Whoosh—"

Tang San involuntarily lunged forward, slid on his knees before Zhuge Lan, and caught the Li Jing Longsword between his clasped palms.

Aah!

He performed a Barehanded Blade Catch!

—Now you knew why it was called the Li Jing Longsword, right?

Tang San was completely bewildered.

What the hell?

Why had he suddenly slid over on his knees and caught a blade barehanded?

To someone as old-fashioned as him, this was far too humiliating!

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Tang San tried to let go or stand up.

He couldn't!

He could not move an inch.

Other than turning his head,

the rest of his body seemed disconnected from him, completely beyond his control!

This control-type Soul Skill was clearly only white, at most ninety-nine years old.

How could it possibly be this powerful?!

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Watching the Emotional Value flood across the screen, Zhuge Lan's lips curled higher and higher.

This scheming Tang San really was an excellent farming spot!

"Die!"

Tang San roared.

The Blue Silver Grass Martial Soul appeared behind him, and his first Soul Ring lit up.

Blue Silver Grass as thick as a child's arm surged forth, giving Zhuge Lan, who stood right before him, a Mother's Entanglement.

But—

a full suit of armor covered in spikes appeared, protecting Zhuge Lan within.

—Second Martial Soul: Thorn Armor!

As a god-tier defensive Martial Soul, it would automatically appear to protect Zhuge Lan whenever he was attacked.

And—

because Zhuge Lan had not summoned it himself and had not activated any Soul Skill,

it was not restricted by the rule that "Twin Martial Souls cannot be used simultaneously."

Most absurdly—

—Thorn Armor could reflect 15% of the damage!

Thus, Tang San attacked with killing intent, pouring in all his strength.

He discovered that Zhuge Lan was completely unharmed.

Instead, Tang San found it increasingly difficult to breathe, as though something was wrapping around him.

Meanwhile, Zhuge Lan merely held up his sword. He did not even spare Tang San a glance as he began watching Xiao Wu and Dai Mubai's battle.

Contempt!

Blatant contempt!

It infuriated Tang San!

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Tang San circulated the Mysterious Heaven Skill and increased his output, unleashing force beyond his limits!

Zhuge Lan seemed to sense it and withdrew his gaze, glancing at Tang San.

Tang San secretly rejoiced. Now you know fear, huh?

Just as he was about to throw out a few taunts, he opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of blood.

—The force binding him had suddenly intensified, crushing his internal organs!

Having lived two lives,

Tang San discovered the problem from the pattern.

"Your defensive ability can reflect damage?" Tang San said wisely. "That's not an ability ordinary armor could have! Is it a Martial Soul too?!"

"Yeah, you finally noticed." Zhuge Lan teased. "So, are you going to keep attacking me, or kneel quietly?"

That one sentence shattered Tang San's composure.

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How could this guy be so disgusting?!

His first Martial Soul was for powerful control, and his second Martial Soul was for defense.

Wait!!!

Tang San suddenly looked up, disbelief written all over his face—