The Computer Has Human Rights Too...

Ever since Viska and the other gods arrived in Shadow City, the source of disaster had quietly descended. Chaos sprouted in the depths of darkness, unrest stirred every night, and the Empire's warriors all became alert...

That was the literary version. But after Viska got dragged out of the Gilded Rose by Sandora and me three times in a row for dining and dashing, Ilson got pinned down by the Urban Management Brigade five times in a row for picking fights everywhere, and Lin destroyed public property on the streets who knew how many times, everyone had to admit that this bunch had truly elevated the art of causing trouble to a whole new level.

"Therefore, today we must hold a meeting to criticize the three people above who have been wreaking havoc in the Imperial capital!"

What did you do after getting up early, eating breakfast, and having nothing else to do? Stand in the Living Room and lecture gods, of course! Did such a badass life need any explanation?

Sandora stood beside me, while Qian Qian, Older Sister, Lilina, Suigintou, Anweina, and a whole crowd of specially invited guests surrounded us. Before us stood three downcast gods who had practically become disasters over the past three days, while the only two harmless creatures in the divine delegation, Kenser and Monina, had drawn a clear line between themselves and the others. They sat on the sofa, drinking tea and cracking sunflower seeds as the jury.

"First, you—stop looking around! Viska!"

The Goddess, dressed in a long black gown with silver hair trailing to the floor, looked dignified and elegant, but the moment she opened her mouth, her image shattered. "Wut is it?"

"You collected protection money from churches seven times, organized several hundred undead creatures into a suspicious group