Douluo: The Wine Sword Douluo
Chapter 9

Can It Be Used at Night?

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Can It Be Used at Night?

Snake Manor.

Elder Snake said to Taishi Ming with a serious expression, "Remember this well. Although I'm sending you to Feiyang Academy, which is run by Feiyang Manor, rather than Wang Family Academy, there are still quite a few royal descendants there, as well as Soul Masters close to the royal family. So you need to be careful."

"As for the Feiyang Clan, while our relationship with Snake Manor is only so-so, they won't target us either."

Taishi Ming looked unconcerned. "Isn't my wife here? She's a five-ring Soul King. If anyone dares bully me, I'll go find her."

Snake Princess said, "You're a man. Are you really going to hide behind me, a woman? Have some backbone, will you?"

Taishi Ming looked astonished. "I'm a Food-type Support Soul Master. If I don't hide behind my wife, an Assault System Battle Soul Master, should I charge to the front and seek death?"

Snake Princess: ""

She opened her mouth, wanting to retort, but she couldn't.

Wasn't it only natural for a Food-type Support Soul Master to hide behind an Assault System Battle Soul Master?

Seeing Snake Princess at a loss for words, Taishi Ming could not help smirking wickedly. After all, two days ago...

Elder Snake and Snake Princess had each given him a choice.

Elder Snake: "You and Snake Princess will become husband and wife!"

Snake Princess: "We'll become sworn siblings!"

Did that even require a choice?

Snake Princess had the looks and the figure. As long as someone wasn't an idiot, they would choose to become husband and wife!

Although he was only a little over six years old and couldn't do anything to Snake Princess yet.

Still, sleeping together every day, with her all soft and fragrant in his arms, felt great!

And he could even rub against her a little—cough, cough, never mind. That could be ignored.

Hearing Taishi Ming call her "wife" over and over, along with that wicked grin on his face, Snake Princess's expression stiffened.

Because she remembered how, when they had slept together yesterday, this little pervert's small movements had come one after another, keeping her awake.

In the end, it had taken a beating to make the little pervert settle down.

What did you say?

That she could have talked him out of it without using violence?

This brat had said that since they were husband and wife, what was wrong with being a little intimate?

Wasn't that infuriating?

So if she could use her fists, she absolutely would not waste breath arguing.

There was no brat a good beating couldn't cure. If there was, then give him another good beating.

"Let's go!"

Snake Princess really could not stand him anymore. She grabbed Taishi Ming by the clothes, lifted him up, and strode toward the door.

Behind them came Elder Snake's admiring voice. "They have such a good relationship!"

"Indeed!"

Aunt Xu appeared from who knew where, her face full of an auntie-like smile.

Snake Princess staggered and nearly fell, rolling her eyes fiercely. "Which one of your eyes saw that I have a good relationship with this little brat?"

Taishi Ming nodded in agreement. "Of course my wife and I have a good relationship!"

Snake Princess was so angry that she nearly threw the brat out.

Her pace quickened as she swiftly arrived outside Snake Manor.

She put Taishi Ming down and said with a stern face, "You're not allowed to call me your wife!"

Taishi Ming had always been quick to take advice. With a friendly expression, he said, "Okay, wife!"

Snake Princess choked with rage. "You can't call me wife either."

After leaving the forest and no longer facing the pressure of life and death, Taishi Ming had become incredibly mischievous. He immediately opened his mouth, intending to tease her again.

However, before he could speak, Snake Princess clenched her fists until they crackled.

Taishi Ming wisely chose to shut up. After all, he had been beaten last night, and his backside still faintly hurt!

[Taishi Ming: What? You want to ask how I got beaten? That's too embarrassing, so I'd better not say. I'm from the uncle generation, you know. Don't I have any dignity?]

Snake Princess said, "I'm telling you, once we get to the academy, you can only call me Sister. Do you hear me?"

Under the tyranny of power, Taishi Ming could only nod, though he still muttered, "Even if I don't call you my wife now, everyone knows you're my wife anyway. After all, news of our marriage has spread throughout the entire Royal City. You're just burying your head in the sand!"

Snake Princess's face turned green. "Shut up!"

However, Taishi Ming shamelessly took her hand anyway.

Snake Princess's eye twitched twice, but in the end, she did not shake him off.

Thus, one big and one small, hand in hand, slowly walked toward Feiyang Academy.

They instantly became quite a sight.

The women smiled brightly, while the men were heartbroken. Yet not a single one dared step forward, showing just how cold and aloof Snake Princess was.

A teasing voice rang out. "Little Snake, are you bringing your husband to school?"

Hearing that, Taishi Ming could not help breaking out in a cold sweat. Who was that? How were they even more mischievous than he was?

Were they not afraid of being beaten?

He could not help looking toward the source of the voice.

A beauty with a slender waist, round hips, and a pair of long legs swayed toward him and Snake Princess with every step.

She wore a goose-yellow ultra-short dress that perfectly displayed her figure.

Her large waves of golden curls gently swayed as she walked, shining with a unique radiance beneath the morning sun.

Paired with that utterly enchanting face, she was undoubtedly a top-tier beauty.

Taishi Ming immediately asked, "Who is this beautiful young lady?"

The beauty walked over, bent down, winked at Taishi Ming, and smiled. "Little handsome, let me ask you something. Who is prettier, me or your wife?"

So white, so big! I can see everything!

Taishi Ming's gaze drifted. Sometimes, being a child was not so bad. At least beautiful women did not guard against you.

Cough, cough. But his survival instincts were strong, so he decisively replied, "Although you're very pretty, Miss, compared with my wife, you're still just a tiny bit behind."

Sure enough, Snake Princess glanced at him as though saying, At least you know what's good for you.

Ah, women! They always compare themselves to each other, and they're especially vain.

Snake Princess then rolled her eyes at the newcomer and introduced her to Taishi Ming. "This is Bai Jingjing, my roommate and teammate. Just call her Sister Bai."

Then she turned to introduce Taishi Ming to Bai Jingjing. "He is..."

Unfortunately, she only managed two words before being interrupted. "Even if I haven't met him before, do you really need to introduce him? Who in the entire Royal City doesn't know his great name now? Taishi Ming—the legendary figure who captured the number one beauty of the Royal City at only six years old. Hehe!"

After saying that, she laughed so hard her body trembled, her waves rolling wildly.

It made Taishi Ming feel dizzy.

Snake Princess's face darkened. "Enough!"

Unfortunately, Bai Jingjing did not care about her dark expression at all and continued teasing, "Seriously, what were you thinking? You actually married a little brat. Let me secretly ask you—can he be used at night?"

"Pfft!"

Taishi Ming nearly spat out blood. That hit right where it hurt.

Snake Princess's expression also nearly collapsed. She no longer cared that they were at the academy gate and directly lunged at Bai Jingjing.

Bai Jingjing had long been prepared. How could she let Snake Princess succeed? With a trail of laughter, she immediately dashed through the academy gates.

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