Intelligence: Hidan (You Have Almost No Intelligence)

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Family.

Who understands?

After transmigrating into Naruto Uzumaki for ten years, I only just awakened my memories.

Only to find out I'm a transmigrator!

Inside a room in an apartment building.

The blond-haired youth lay on the bed with vacant eyes.

He was Konohagakure's Jinchuriki, Naruto Uzumaki.

Just moments ago, Naruto awakened his memories from his past life.

He was actually a transmigrator!

And one who had read the original work, no less.

Naruto didn't like protagonist halo.

He preferred a normal, quiet life.

But his identity was precisely Jinchuriki...

"Sigh~"

A bitter expression appeared on Naruto's somewhat immature young face, and he let out a deep sigh.

Just as he was feeling powerless about his future busy life.

His golden finger, as a transmigrator, had arrived!

[Ding~ Character Simulation System bound successfully.]

[Host can create characters and simulate based on the created character's attributes.]

[After the simulation ends, the system will rate the character and then issue rewards.]

[Additionally, the host can also choose to obtain one ability or item from the created character.]

Naruto abruptly sat up from the bed. After being stunned for two or three seconds, he immediately said in his mind: Start simulation!

[Ding~ Host, don't you need to explain a bit more?]

Perhaps Naruto's acceptance ability was a bit too strong, causing the system to be unaccustomed.

Naruto chuckled, "You have no idea how many fanfics I've read. I've naturally encountered simulator types like this before."

[Ding~ Host consumes simulation attempt, starting character creation.]

[Character Surname Drawn: Yamagami]

Naruto said with some surprise, "Drawn? Aren't I creating it myself?"

[Ding~ Notice: After each simulation, the host's optional choices will increase by +1.]

Hmm... This way, there will be more room for choice.

And the more simulation attempts Naruto had, the stronger the character panels he created would become.

"System, continue."

[Character Talent Drawn: Heiji the Rain-Dodger]

As an old Fire Style fan.

Naruto thought for a long time before he knew who this guy was.

Good heavens!

Isn't this Hanzo's subordinate's subordinate?

Commonly known as the weakest of the weak!

Bad luck!

[Character Health Drawn: Yakumo Kurama]

Naruto: "????"

Good heavens, no talent, and also got a talent-related illness???

[Character Intelligence Drawn: Hidan]

Naruto was already numb...

[Character Personality Drawn: Sasuke - Rebellious Phase]

Naruto: "..."

[Character Relationship Draw Complete...]

[...]

Finally, Naruto opened the character's full status panel.

[Last Name: Yamagami

Talent: Heiji the Rain-Dodger Health: Yakumo Kurama Intelligence: Hidan Personality: Sasuke - Rebellion Phase Relationships: Madara Uchiha - Left Konoha Version Appearance: Kisame - Post-Human Experimentation Hobbies: Gato Skills: Danzo - You'll Regret It Version]

[Character Evaluation: You are a commoner with nothing.

If you think this book is good, remember to add it to your bookshelf to avoid losing it next time.

Your talent is so trash that there's no possibility of you becoming a ninja.

Your body is very weak and you will die of illness automatically at a certain age.

You have almost no intelligence. (Hidan:?)

Your personality is vile.

No one is willing to be friends with you.

You are so ugly it's unbearable to look at.

You really like money.

You are very good at enduring hardship. (Hiruzen Sarutobi, you'll regret it!)]

Looking at the status panel in front of him, Naruto held his forehead.

He felt a headache coming on.

What the hell!

What kind of heaven-defying panel is this???

"Sigh... System, continue."

[Simulated Timeline Draw Complete: Third Shinobi World War]

[Character Birthplace Draw Complete: Konohagakure]

[Begin Simulation!]

[You were born. Due to your ugliness and illness, your parents abandoned you.]

[You were sent to the Konoha orphanage. Although you were ugly, Yakushi Nonō did not dislike you. She treated you and the other orphans equally, and even went into the mountains to gather herbs specifically for your illness. You lived peacefully until the age of three.]

[You met Kabuto Yakushi. He was perhaps the only child who didn't dislike your ugliness and was willing to talk to you.]

[You grew up. The hospital director was threatened by Danzo to carry out a mission, and Kabuto Yakushi was taken under Danzo's wing. Meanwhile, your illness worsened. Fortunately, Kabuto Yakushi would send you medicinal herbs from time to time.]

[Because you are very greedy for money, you want to sell the medicinal herbs that Kabuto Yakushi painstakingly collected.]

[Your choice is...]

You can even choose some life paths?

Seeing the panel change, Naruto thought it was quite good.

Of course, the medicinal herbs should be used by himself!

"System, choose to use them myself."

[You chose to use the medicinal herbs yourself, but you were too greedy for money and only used them once. You sold all the subsequent medicinal herbs sent by Kabuto Yakushi.]

Naruto: "..."

This character...

Is beyond saving.

[You tried to become a ninja, but you had no talent and your physical condition was poor. You failed.]

[You tried to become a samurai. You failed.]

[You tried to work in Konoha. You failed.]

[During the Ninja War, Konohagakure was accidentally attacked. Kabuto Yakushi risked his life to save you, but your arrogant personality led you to blame Kabuto Yakushi instead. Kabuto Yakushi left you.]

"Huh?"

"Yakushi Kabuto is already doing a great job, and you're still blaming him?"

Naruto's current expression was extremely constipated.

This character is truly garbage.

Sasuke's rebellious phase personality, Gato's hobbies, and on top of that, he's incredibly ugly...

[You have lost your source of funds, and you want to take the risk of profiting from war.]

[Your choice is...]

"You want to go search dead bodies for silver?"

"You're this sick, can you even do it?"

Naruto was about to choose not to profit from war, but he stopped at the last moment.

Anyway, this character is nothing. In the end, he won't get any ninjutsu, bloodlines, or anything else.

Might as well let him collect some silver.

Then he can directly choose his silver?

Hmm... that's decided then.

After all, Naruto is still very short on money right now.

"Fine! Then go make money for me, and die!"

Naruto had no expectations for this character anymore.

[You profited from war for a while, accumulating some wealth, but because you were unwilling to spend money on medicine, your condition worsened.]

"That's right, don't spend it, save it for me to spend."

[On your deathbed, Hiruzen Sarutobi wants you to donate part of your property to build up the orphanage that took you in, but you refused.]

[You died...]

[Simulation ended.]

[System Evaluation: A brief, beastly life. You were betrayed by everyone, failed to repay Yakushi Nonō for saving your life, lost your friendship with Yakushi Kabuto, lost several years of your lifespan, and lived your life solely for wealth.]

[Evaluation Rank: 1]

[Reward Obtained: Level 1 Physique Enhancement]

[Reward Selection Card Obtained: Yamagami]

A new book begins.

Everyone can create character panels in the comment section and choose their birth time and location.

I will read every single one, and I will reference the data as long as it doesn't affect the main story.

Hehehe~

One more thing: I can update more, but please try not to "raise" the book (i.e., wait to read it all at once). This will cause the performance to drop, leading to fewer recommendations, and the book will be "raised to death"