IQ: Hidan (You Have Almost No IQ)

Brain storage area---(o.O)

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Guys.

Who gets it?

After transmigrating into Naruto Uzumaki for ten years, he had finally awakened his memories.

Only then did he realize he was a transmigrator!

In a room within an apartment building.

A blond-haired boy lay on his bed with lifeless eyes.

He was Konoha's Jinchuriki, Naruto Uzumaki.

Just moments ago, Naruto had awakened the memories of his previous life.

So he really was a transmigrator!

And one who had even read the original story.

Naruto did not like the protagonist's halo.

He preferred an ordinary, peaceful life.

Yet his identity just had to be that of a Jinchuriki...

"Ugh~"

A bitter expression appeared on Naruto's still somewhat childish face as he let out a deep sigh.

Just as he felt powerless over the busyness that awaited him in the future.

The cheat ability that came with being a transmigrator finally arrived!

[ Ding~ Character Simulation System successfully bound. ]

[ The host may create characters and conduct simulations based on their attributes. ]

[ Once the simulation ends, the system will evaluate the character and issue rewards. ]

[ Additionally, the host may choose one ability or item belonging to the created character. ]

Naruto abruptly sat up in bed. After staring blankly for two or three seconds, he immediately said in his heart, Start the simulation!

[ Ding~ Does the host not need an explanation? ]

Perhaps Naruto's acceptance was a little too strong, leaving the system somewhat unaccustomed to it.

Naruto chuckled. "You have no idea how many fanfics I've read. Of course I've come across simulator-type ones too."

[ Ding~ The host has consumed one simulation attempt. Beginning character creation. ]

[ Character surname drawn: Yamagami ]

Naruto asked in surprise, "Drawn? Wasn't I supposed to create it myself?"

[ Ding~ Reminder: After every simulation, the host's available options will increase by one. ]

Hmm... that would give him more room to choose.

And the more simulations Naruto conducted, the stronger the character panels he created would become.

"System, continue."

[ Character talent drawn: Heiji the Rain-Dodger ]

As an old Naruto fan.

Naruto had to think for quite a while before he figured out who this guy was.

Good grief!

Wasn't this Hanzō's right-hand man's right-hand man?

Commonly known as the little brother among little brothers!

What terrible luck!

[ Character health drawn: Yakumo Kurama ]

Naruto: "????"

Good grief, no talent, and he even got a talent-related illness???

[ Character IQ drawn: Hidan ]

Naruto was already numb...

[ Character personality drawn: Sasuke—Rebellious Phase ]

Naruto: "..."

[ Character relationships drawn... ]

[ ... ]

At last, Naruto opened the character's complete Status Panel.

[ Surname: Yamagami

Talent: Heiji the Rain-Dodger

Health: Yakumo Kurama

IQ: Hidan

Personality: Sasuke—Rebellious Phase

Relationships: Madara Uchiha—Left Konoha Version

Appearance: Kisame—After Human Experimentation

Hobby: Gato

Specialty: Danzo—You Will Regret It Version ]

[ Character Evaluation: You are a penniless civilian.

If you think this book is good, remember to add it to your bookshelf so you don't have trouble finding it next time.

Your talent is so terrible that you have no possibility of becoming a ninja.

Your body is extremely weak. Once you reach a certain age, you will automatically die of illness.

You have almost no IQ. (Hidan:?)

You have an awful personality.

No one is willing to be your friend.

You are too ugly to bear looking at.

You love money.

You are very skilled at enduring humiliation. (Hiruzen Sarutobi, you will regret this!) ]

Looking at the Status Panel before him, Naruto held his forehead.

He felt a headache coming on.

What the hell!

What kind of absurd panel was this???

"Ugh... System, continue."

[ Simulation timeline drawn: Third Shinobi World War ]

[ Character birthplace drawn: Konoha ]

[ Beginning simulation! ]

[ You were born. Because of your ugliness and illness, your parents abandoned you. ]

[ You were sent to the Konoha Orphanage. Although you were ugly, Yakushi Nonō did not despise you. She treated you no differently from the other orphans and even went into the mountains specifically to gather herbs for your illness. You lived steadily until the age of three. ]

[ You met Kabuto Yakushi. He might have been the only child who did not despise your ugliness and was willing to talk to you. ]

[ You grew up. The director was threatened by Danzo into carrying out missions, Kabuto Yakushi was taken under Danzo's command, and your illness worsened by the day. Fortunately, Kabuto Yakushi would occasionally send you herbs. ]

[ Because you were greedy for money, you wanted to sell the herbs Kabuto Yakushi had painstakingly gathered for you. ]

[ Your choice is... ]

He could actually choose certain directions in the character's life?

Seeing the panel change, Naruto thought it was pretty good.

Of course the herbs had to be used himself!

"System, choose to use them himself."

[ You chose to use the herbs yourself, but you were too greedy for money. You only used them once, and all the herbs Kabuto Yakushi sent afterward were sold for money. ]

Naruto: "..."

This character...

Was beyond saving.

[ You tried to become a ninja, but you had no talent and your physical condition was poor. You failed. ]

[ You tried to become a samurai. You failed. ]

[ You tried to find work in Konoha. You failed. ]

[ During the Shinobi World War, Konoha was unexpectedly attacked. Kabuto Yakushi risked his life to save you, but your arrogant personality led you to blame Kabuto Yakushi instead. Kabuto Yakushi left you behind. ]

"Huh?"

"Kabuto Yakushi was already being incredibly good to him, and he actually blamed him?"

Naruto's expression was especially constipated.

This character was simply too trashy.

Sasuke's Rebellious Phase personality, Gato's hobby, and he was ugly as hell too...

[ You lost your source of funds and wanted to take the risk of profiting from the war. ]

[ Your choice is... ]

"Does he want to search corpses for money?"

"With his illness this severe, could he even do it?"

Naruto was about to choose not to profit from the war, but he stopped at the last moment.

Anyway, this character was good for nothing. In the end, Naruto would not be able to obtain ninjutsu, bloodlines, or anything like that from him.

He might as well have him gather some money.

Then Naruto could directly choose his money?

Hmm... that was decided, then.

After all, Naruto was still very short on money right now.

"Fine! Go make money for me, then. Just die already!"

Naruto no longer had any expectations for this character.

[ You profited from the war for a while and accumulated some wealth, but because you were unwilling to spend money on medicine, your illness worsened. ]

"That's more like it. Don't spend it. Save it for me to spend."

[ On your deathbed, Hiruzen Sarutobi wanted you to donate part of your property to help build the orphanage that had taken you in, but you refused. ]

[ You died... ]

[ Simulation ended. ]

[ System Evaluation: A brief, beastly life. You became estranged from everyone, failed to repay Yakushi Nonō for saving your life, lost your friendship with Kabuto Yakushi, lost several years you could have continued living, and lived your entire life only for money. ]

[ Evaluation Level: 1 ]

[ Reward obtained: Level 1 Constitution Enhancement ]

[ Reward Selection Card obtained: Yamagami ]

A new book sets sail.

Everyone can create character panels in the comments and choose their birth time and location.

I'll look through every one of them. As long as it does not affect the outline, I can reference the data later.

Hehehe~

One more thing: I can release more chapters, but please try not to stockpile the book. That will cause its performance to drop; without recommendations, the book will be stockpiled to death...