Naruto Character Simulator: My Nine-Tails Keep Growing

[Multiple Heroines · Lighthearted]

Reincarnated as Naruto Uzumaki, he gains a Character Simulator.

He can create characters, simulate their lives, and then acquire their abilities.

Each created character's stats are benchmarked against existing characters.

But what the heck are these stats?!

Surname: Yamagami (Another surname with no bloodline abilities or secret techniques. Happy now?)

Health: Yakumo Kurama (Bro, you can't even become a ninja.)

Intelligence: Hidan (You practically have no intelligence.)

Relationships: Madara Uchiha (Aside from your deceased little brother, there isn't a single person in the entire world who agrees with your ideals.)

On his first simulation, even Naruto himself can't bear to look at these stats.

Fortunately, every simulation adds another character option, and the characters he creates keep getting stronger.

But why do his characters keep getting captured and turned into jinchuriki?!

Now he's accumulating more and more tailed beasts, too. His body's practically becoming a zoo!!

Eventually, Naruto finally creates a character with a top-tier stat sheet.

"Let's see you try to capture me and make me a jinchuriki this time!"

Surname: Otsutsuki (The surname of gods!)

Health: Hidan (You're practically incapable of dying.)

Intelligence: Tobirama Senju (The ultimate Naruto know-it-all. Nobody knows more than you.)

Relationships: Naruto Uzumaki (Post-Fourth Great Ninja War version. The ninja world's social butterfly.)

Looks: Sasuke Uchiha (You'd be hard-pressed to find anyone in the world more handsome than you.)

Talent: Minato Namikaze (Instantly took down three jonin at age ten!)

[Note: As for the title, the relevant content is in the story-it just might not show up until after chapter 100...]