Professor McGonagall Was About to Lose Her Mind (There'll Be Another Patron Bonus Chapter Later)

Sean glanced at the blanket covering him and reluctantly rolled over to sit up.

He rubbed his pounding, hungover head. "Damn it, I remember drinking a whole case. Fred and George, those bastards, practically held me down and made me drink it."

Little White Flower's face visibly reddened—because she was holding back laughter.

Sean said, somewhat embarrassed and annoyed, "Are you laughing at me?"

"No, no—" Daisy hurriedly shook her head, sending her hair flying everywhere. "I'm your best friend. How could I laugh at you—kekeke—"

"You're clearly laughing at me. You haven't stopped," Sean said helplessly.

"Really, I'm not, I'm not—" Daisy skipped over, her eyes curved into crescents as she sat beside Sean and looped her arm through his. "I swear!"

Sean looked at the three fingers she had raised and shook his head helplessly. Resigned, he said, "Go on, then. What stupid things did I do yesterday?"

Little White Flower's eyes rolled around a few times. Only after making sure she would not become the target of Sean's resentment did she grin and say, "Don't worry, there really weren't any of the explosive scenes you're imagining—you didn't strip or do any weird dances. You started losing consciousness after the first drink Fred poured for you."

Sean: "..."

He had truly never imagined his alcohol tolerance was this terrible...

Still clinging affectionately to his arm, Daisy continued describing the scene with great animation. "The two of them brought Magic Firewhisky. You've heard of it, right? It doesn't have much alcohol in it, but after drinking it, you breathe Magical Flame based on how drunk you are—someone drank a whole case last year and burned down a local pub."

"Mhm—I breathed fire in front of everyone?"

Daisy blinked. "No. You started losing consciousness after the first drink, and by