PS: The author got thrown into the Little Dark Room once for driving too fast—now that's real skill! The story took place in a parallel world's elite aristocratic academy.
Shilan School.
As the evening sun slowly sank and the sky gradually darkened, the students left school one after another and headed home.
Inside the confidential archive room on the second floor of the teaching building—
"J-Jiang Che? What are you doing here?"
The girl stood frozen in place, staring at the doorway in disbelief.
Even her hands trembled slightly as she instinctively hid what she was holding behind her back.
At the door stood a young man in a pure white hoodie, leaning against the frame with both hands in his pockets, a faint smile curling at his lips as he watched her.
Jiang Che had transmigrated not long ago. More accurately, he had entered a novel and become a minor villain.
The novel was called "Bodyguard of the Campus Belles." One look at the title told him it was a formulaic power fantasy.
The protagonist was named Lin Yu. After training bitterly in the mountains for more than a decade, he received his master's mission... to descend the mountain and become a Campus Belle's bodyguard. What followed was all sorts of showing off, face-slapping, leveling up, and winning the beauty's heart.
Of course, Lin Yu was also a eunuch protagonist. Thousands of chapters in, he was still a virgin. Though arrogant and conceited, the moment he encountered the heroines, he instantly turned into a lovesick fool.
And him... his identity was that of the novel's villain, destined to be hung from a tree and whipped by the protagonist.
The dignified son of Hangzhou's richest man... yet he did not even survive fifty chapters before hurriedly going offline.
Jiang Che sized up the trembling girl.
She wore twin ponytails, her wispy bangs faintly covering her forehead. She was only about one and a half meters tall... dressed in the smallest size of school uniform. Her fair, tender skin carried a light blush, and her little face was pink and soft, brimming with collagen, making people want to take a bite.
Her tiny hands were nervously hidden behind her back. Fear filled her beautiful big eyes, like those of a young deer.
That appearance was an instant kill against every Loli-con!
Yu Wan'er!
One of the heroines in the novel, as well as Campus Belle Ye Mengyao's best friend.
But... Jiang Che, who knew the plot by heart, already understood that this Little Loli was nowhere near as innocent as she appeared.
She was a top-tier green tea bitch!
"J-Jiang Che... what are you doing here? This is the archive room..."
Yu Wan'er gathered her courage and asked tentatively.
"Oh? I was just about to ask you that. How did you end up here?" Jiang Che's tone carried a hint of amusement.
"I... I came to organize the materials." Yu Wan'er raised her head and spoke firmly.
Jiang Che smiled.
Ding! The host has caught heroine Yu Wan'er stealing examination materials, triggering Villain's Choice.
Choice One: Pretend not to see anything. Yu Wan'er's favorability +1.
Choice Two: Rebuke her loudly and draw a crowd. Obtain Yu Wan'er's panties.
Choice Three: Miss, you wouldn't want people to know that you stole examination materials, would you? Obtain 10 freely assignable attribute points.
Jiang Che's expression remained calm. After transmigrating, he had been bound to this Villain System.
Favorability? Did he need Yu Wan'er's favorability?
Though Yu Wan'er was indeed beautiful, with looks that started at least at ninety-five points, an ordinary man would probably turn into a hopeless simp on the spot.
But a simp who licked to the end would only end up with nothing.
As for the second choice, it was even more absurd.
Yu Wan'er's panties? Only a perverted Loli-con would be interested in that, right? Besides... it only said they were Yu Wan'er's panties. Who knew whether she had worn them before!
What if he got an unworn pair? Wouldn't that be a huge loss?
"I choose three!"
Jiang Che slowly walked into the archive room and looked around.
In the end, his gaze landed behind Yu Wan'er. "Yo, yo, yo, look what I found. Could these be tomorrow's joint exam papers?"
Jiang Che acted as though he had uncovered some earth-shattering secret, while discreetly turning on the recording function of the phone he had prepared beforehand.
Yu Wan'er panicked and immediately tried to block the thick stack of sealed exam papers behind her with her body. But she was far too small and short; the pile of papers was taller than she was.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk. So our great Campus Belle Yu's outstanding record of holding first place in the entire school year after year... was actually achieved through cheating?"
Jiang Che's words threw Yu Wan'er into a fluster. "No, it wasn't! You're the one who cheats!"
Yu Wan'er regretted it beyond measure. Why had she come here to steal the exam papers?
With her ability... even if she had not come to steal them, she could still rank among the top five in the entire school.
It was mainly her vanity at work. She merely wanted to preserve the hollow reputation of being number one in the school.
"Heh, do you think I'd believe that?"
"Y-You... Jiang Che... can you just pretend you didn't see anything? I'll put in a good word for you in front of Sister Ye, okay?" The Little Loli directly invoked Ye Mengyao's name.
"Oh? Ye Mengyao?"
"Yes, yes, yes! Haven't you always been pursuing Sister Yaoyao, Jiang Che? I'm so close to her... I can say more good things about you in front of her."
Everyone in Shilan School knew... Jiang Che, the son of Hangzhou's richest man, was pursuing Campus Belle Ye Mengyao.
"What if I refuse?" Jiang Che's smile gradually turned cold.
"You..." Yu Wan'er's palm-sized face shifted between light and shadow, as though she were making a choice.
Then the Little Loli's expression changed!
"Hmph, so what if you found out? How can you prove that I came in here to steal exam papers? And you came in too... worst comes to worst, I'll play thief crying thief later."
"Do you think the school leaders will believe me, the school's number one student... or believe you, a bottom-ranked loser?"
Yu Wan'er revealed a wicked smile, her two little canine teeth carrying a trace of menace.
Jiang Che merely gave a derisive snort. "Little Demon Girl!"
"What?" Yu Wan'er froze for a moment, unable to understand what Jiang Che had just said.
"I said... you really are stupid in an adorable way!"
Jiang Che walked step by step toward Yu Wan'er, looking down at her from above.
Sure enough, Little Demon Girls... needed a lesson before they would behave.
"Look at this." Jiang Che produced a phone as though performing a magic trick.
A voice came from the phone. "So what if you found out? How can you prove that I came in here to steal exam papers..."
Yu Wan'er went dumb. "Y-You... when did you record that?"
If this video were released, she would truly be finished.
Stealing exam papers... at Shilan School, that could result in expulsion. Even with her excellent grades... she might still receive a major disciplinary mark.
And her scholarship would be gone, her reputation ruined. Graduation was close... cheating might even be written into her permanent record.
She did not dare imagine the consequences. Yu Wan'er began to panic in fear.
"Give me the phone! Give it to me!"
"Give it to me already, boohoohoo~~~"
The Little Loli bounced around in front of Jiang Che, but her one-and-a-half-meter height formed a stark contrast with Jiang Che's one-eighty.
She could not reach it even when jumping. In the end, she could only fret helplessly... until tears even spilled out.
Bean-sized tears plopped onto the floor, her eyes red and swollen... making her look utterly pitiful.
But Jiang Che was not falling for that act. Still trying to put on a show for me?
I saw through your green tea bitch face long ago.
After crying for a while, the little girl saw that her tears and tantrum were useless... and wiped the tears from her face.
Her expression gradually turned serious. "What do you want?"
"What do I want?" Jiang Che revealed a lewd, wicked smile.
"Kehehehe~~~"
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Old readers on their second read can do a round of "those before planted the trees, those after enjoy the shade." Ahem... those who understand, understand.
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