Villain: Starting Off by Feeding the Loli Protagonist Imported Candy
Chapter 40

Lin Yu's Failed Bragging, Second Imprisonment!

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Lin Yu was completely dumbfounded.

The pulse he was feeling... this was far too abnormal, wasn't it?

Lin Yu looked up, giving the old man who was grinning at him a strange glance, then lowered his head to continue feeling the pulse, his brow furrowing even tighter.

"Excuse me, old sir... your body... seems a bit off!"

Lin Yu's words immediately sparked a heated discussion among the surrounding crowd.

"Off? What's off about it?"

"You know, you can't deny, this guy really looks like he knows what he's doing when he takes a pulse."

The old man asked, "What's wrong with my pulse? Is there a problem?"

Lin Yu fell silent, unsure how to respond. Was it just "a problem"?

It was a huge problem!

"Old sir, to put it bluntly... I feel like there are ten thousand alpacas dancing a disco in your body."

"Um... excuse me, old sir, would you mind taking off your clothes?"

Lin Yu's words made the old man's expression change.

He coldly rebuked, "What are you trying to do? I'm eighty years old this year! Are you trying to make me lose my good name in my old age?"

Lin Yu felt a surge of exasperation. What was this old guy thinking?

It's like I'm trying to do something to you.

But with so many people around, he couldn't get angry. After all, he was supposed to embody a doctor's compassion right now.

"Old sir, you've misunderstood. I just want to see your..."

"No way! What are you thinking, you brat? Do you think I don't know? Someone like you, a Divine Doctor? Go fool a ghost!"

The old man, having taken the money, immediately launched into an acting performance.

"Everyone, come look! This young man is making such a crude request of an eighty-year-old man! What kind of Divine Doctor is this?"

With that, the old man angrily flung his sleeve. Accidentally, a pink, oval-shaped small ball flew out of his sleeve and landed on the ground, buzzing as it hit.

In an instant, the atmosphere became tense.

"Ahem... What is this? Why did it fall from my body?"

Lin Yu was speechless!

Good heavens!

He knew there was something strange about his pulse when he was feeling it, a feeling like something was dancing around. So, this old man had hidden something like this in his arm? No wonder!

"Old sir, aren't you going to explain? You put this thing in your arm; even if Hua Tuo came to take your pulse, he wouldn't be able to diagnose it, alright?"

Lin Yu let out a cold laugh.

At this moment, the old man was clearly a bit flustered, looking very awkward.

"Damn it, this old man is useless! Dock him a chicken drumstick."

"Monkey, we'll have to go in ourselves. We must complete Young Master Jiang's mission!"

Wang Zheng and Liu Tie began discussing. Clearly... there was a reason why these two were completely outmatched by Lin Yu in the original script: they were genuinely stupid.

However, thankfully, Lin Yu wasn't particularly smart himself.

Wang Zheng and Liu Tie stepped forward directly.

"Hey, you, practicing medicine here... do you have a medical license?"

"Yeah, which medical school did you graduate from?"

The two of them went back and forth, completely bewildering Lin Yu.

But Lin Yu quickly recognized them. "You two..."

Wang Zheng didn't give Lin Yu a chance to speak. "We're asking you! Do you have a medical license or not? If you don't, that's practicing medicine illegally, and if something goes wrong, you could go to jail!"

The two spoke righteously, instantly feeling like they had transformed into ambassadors of justice, needing to uphold justice!

Liu Tie kept winking at the old man.

The old man was an experienced actor. Before being called here, he had worked as an extra in many film crews. At over eighty years old... he still harbored an actor's dream.

"Yes, yes, yes, this is a quack! Everyone talks about old traditional Chinese medicine doctors, but who has a traditional Chinese medicine doctor this young? It's a good thing I didn't let him treat me... who knows, he might have treated me to death!"

Lin Yu was almost fuming, his chest heaving. He really wanted to punch this old guy to death!

After Wang Zheng and Liu Tie's reminder, many workers in the hospital also chimed in.

"Right! Where's your medical license? Nowadays, whether it's traditional Chinese medicine or Western medicine, you need a medical license to treat and save people."

"What's your name? Which institution did you graduate from?"

Facing the layers of interrogation, Lin Yu felt a headache coming on.

Although he was incredibly confident in his medical skills—he could even forcefully rescue a dying patient with his heaven-defying medical expertise.

But he really didn't have a medical license!

Before he came down the mountain, his master never told him... that treating people required a medical license?

Where was he supposed to get a medical license from?

"Please calm down first. I know you don't trust me, but please give me a chance to prove myself!"

However, the others weren't buying what Lin Yu was selling. Spectators naturally loved to stir up trouble.

"How can you prove yourself? You don't have a medical license, so who would dare let you treat them? If you kill someone... do you know how serious the consequences would be?"

A middle-aged man in a white coat and mask walked out, his eyes filled with anger as he looked at Lin Yu.

Having been a doctor for most of his life, Xiao Yang had performed thousands of surgeries and saved countless lives. Although he was a Western doctor, he still respected traditional Chinese medicine, but he hated charlatans who used the guise of traditional Chinese medicine to deceive people!

Clearly, in his eyes, Lin Yu was a typical charlatan!

"Dean Xiao, you're here?"

"Dean Xiao, look, this guy is too arrogant. He's practicing medicine without a license... Isn't that harming people?"

Lin Yu panicked at this point. "I really can save people, even if they're dead, I can bring them back to life!"

And just then, a convenient coincidence occurred: an ambulance arrived outside the emergency room.

"Hurry, everyone, there's a patient here who's barely hanging on!"

Lin Yu's mouth quirked. It was truly like getting water when thirsty, or a pillow when sleepy.

Everyone move, I'm about to show off!

Lin Yu ignored the crowd and rushed straight towards the ambulance!

He knew very well that these people wouldn't listen to his explanations. Only by demonstrating his powerful medical skills could he win them over.

"What are you doing? Get down from there!"

"Where are the guards? Where did the guards go? There's a lunatic here!"

Lin Yu gritted his teeth, no longer able to worry about such things.

He leaped directly into the ambulance. With a quick pull... a small cloth bag appeared in his hand, filled with silver needles.

A Divine Doctor protagonist's signature skill: Acupuncture!

For a Divine Doctor protagonist like Lin Yu, one acupuncture technique could cure everything; it could even cure AIDS~

But when Lin Yu saw the patient's appearance in the ambulance, the expression on his face froze.

Ahem… My apologies!

Half of the guy's arm was crushed, the left side of his skull was shattered, cerebrospinal fluid was flowing from his nostrils, and his eyeballs had burst. If it weren't for adrenaline keeping him barely alive, he'd probably be long gone.

His medical skills were indeed incredible, renowned for bringing the dead back to life and regenerating flesh on bones, but it wasn't some resurrection divine art!

"Grab him! He's a lunatic! A lunatic who escaped from a mental asylum!"

Security guards were converging from all directions, making Lin Yu's scalp tingle.

What "treating people and saving lives"... If this keeps up, I'm probably going to end up in jail again.

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