My Path to Immortality Simulated in a Chat Group
Chapter 4

Golden Finger Arrives! Life Simulator!

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Fang Yun (3): "???"

Wu Jun (20): "Good heavens, the big shot is getting more and more skilled at showing off."

Liu Mei (15): "This little woman is stunned, all she can do is worship you, ╰(*°▽°*)╯."

Zhang Hu (5): "Show-off, Husky's Contempt.jpg."

Cai Yonglong (1): "Huzi, what did you just say?"

Group member Zhang Hu (5) withdrew a message.

Zhang Hu (5): "Bro, I didn't say anything."

Wang Ping (66): "Good heavens, is it really that realistic?"

Fang Yun (3): "How could it not be realistic before a big shot? After all, an Innate Realm expert in a Xianxia World could easily destroy an entire street. A genius Innate Realm expert like Cai Ge should have no problem destroying a small mountain at full strength."

Cai Yonglong (1): "It's not that impressive. The Innate Realm is merely the threshold for truly stepping into cultivation. By the way, Xiaoyun, what realm are you in now?"

Fang Yun (3): "I just reached the Innate Realm. Aggrieved.jpg."

Cai Yonglong: "Eh, you've reached the Innate Realm too? Congratulations, congratulations. Fat Tiger Laugh.jpg."

Fang Yun (3): "Fuck me."

Wang Ping (66): "Uh, they're both in the Innate Realm, so why is Big Shot Fang Yun's reaction so intense?"

Fang Yun (3): "."

Wu Jun (20): "Wang Ping, you seem to have forgotten that Brother Fang is only in a low-level Martial World, while Cai Ge is in a Xianxia World. Though both are called the Innate Realm, the difference between them is like that between a fingertip and mountains and rivers. Funny.jpg."

Wang Ping (66): "All right."

Wang Ping's expression turned strange as well.

He had nearly forgotten that Fang Yun had revealed that he had transmigrated into a Martial World.

A Martial World and a Xianxia World were clearly incomparable. Though both realms were called the Innate Realm, that was probably only a shared name; their essences were fundamentally different.

Of course, Martial Worlds were also divided into low martial, middle martial, and high martial. High Martial Worlds were quite powerful too.

Fang Yun (3): "Forget it, my mindset has collapsed. Destroy everything."

Cai Yonglong (1): "All right, I won't tease you anymore. By the way, newcomer, have you claimed your Golden Finger yet? Rather than idly chatting in the group, you should hurry up and claim your Golden Finger, then find a safe place to lie low and develop. After transmigrating, danger is everywhere. You might get distracted chatting in the group, be attacked by some strange thing, and croak on the spot."

Wang Ping (66): "Uh, thanks for the reminder, Cai Ge. By the way, how do I claim my Golden Finger?"

Cai Yonglong (1): "Look for the option to extract a Golden Finger on the Chat Group's function page, then select confirm. From my experience, most Golden Fingers are the kind that are neither here nor there, but some are quite good. Good luck."

Wang Ping (66): "Mm-hmm, I'll borrow the big shot's auspicious words."

Wang Ping eagerly opened the Chat Group's function page and soon found the option to draw a Golden Finger. He selected confirm.

Then, a mystical lake appeared, filled with numerous drifting bottles.

Seeing this, Wang Ping came to a realization.

Those drifting bottles probably contained different Golden Fingers. Which Golden Finger he obtained would depend entirely on his luck and judgment.

After some hesitation, Wang Ping casually chose a drifting bottle.

"Ding, congratulations. You have obtained an exclusive Golden Finger: Life Simulator."

At once, the Chat Group system's notification sounded.

At the same time, a pale-blue screen appeared before Wang Ping, displaying several lines that introduced the Life Simulator's functions.

Life Simulator: Function ①: The host could simulate once for free each day. After a simulation ended, the number of simulations would refresh at midnight. Function ②: By spending Spirit Stones, the host could perform a special simulation and would obtain a simulation reward with a one-hundred-percent guarantee. At the same time, there was a certain chance of obtaining a simulation talent before a simulation began. However, the number of Spirit Stones required for each special simulation would increase as the number of simulations increased. At the same time, after performing a special simulation, the novice benefit of free simulations would disappear. Only one free simulation could be performed every ten days. Simulation attempts could be stored.

"!!!"

Wang Ping stared at the Life Simulator's function introduction, his face filled with astonishment.

Good heavens, it was actually a Life Simulator.

This kind of Golden Finger was simply the ideal Golden Finger.

The simulator could avoid dangers and death through simulations, and it could also rapidly increase his strength!

With the simulator, my survival ability will absolutely be rock-solid. For now, I'll simulate whether this village is safe.

Wang Ping was so excited that he had to take several deep breaths before calming down. Looking at the village in the distance, where cooking smoke curled into the air, he chose to use the Life Simulator.

Ding, Life Simulation begins. After thinking it over, you chose to head to the village ahead. To your surprise, you discovered that the villagers spoke standard Mandarin, and you were overjoyed. The Village Chief questioned who you were and why you had appeared here. You said that you were a traveler and hoped the villagers could take you in. After thinking it over, the Village Chief chose to shelter you. You were delighted and took out some chocolate to repay the Village Chief and the others. The Village Chief and the others took the food but did not choose to eat it. Being observant, you saw through their thoughts and realized that they feared the food was poisoned. Helplessly, you began eating it first. Seeing you eat, the Village Chief and the others finally relaxed and chose to eat as well. But after the Village Chief ate the snack, his expression changed drastically. He shouted that the food was poisonous and killed you on the spot. This simulation has ended. Your remaining simulations for today: zero.

"???"

Wang Ping stared at the simulation results on the virtual screen, completely dumbfounded.

What was going on? The cause of death was far too strange, wasn't it?

He had sincerely taken out snacks to repay them, yet they had thought they were poisoned and beaten him to death on the spot.

This, this death was so bewildering that it left him utterly unable to make head or tail of it.

While Wang Ping was still dumbfounded, a Chat Group notification appeared in his mind, informing him that someone was @-ing him.

Wang Ping snapped back to his senses and pulled up the Chat Group page.

Fang Yun (3) @Wang Ping (66): "How was it, newcomer? What Golden Finger did you draw? Let us feast our eyes on it."

Wu Jun (20): "Don't tell me you drew a trash Golden Finger like mine and immediately shut yourself away."

Liu Mei (15): "Don't force matters when it comes to Golden Fingers. Having one is better than having none."

Zhang Hu (5): "Why are you all assuming the newcomer drew a trash Golden Finger? Couldn't he have drawn an awesome Golden Finger and be deliriously happy right now?"

Cai Yonglong (1): "Huzi has a point. You people are downright wicked."

Fang Yun (3): "Cai Ge, do you have the right to say that? Face Twitching.jpg."

Cai Yonglong (1): "Why wouldn't I? Righteous and confident.jpg."

Wu Jun (20): "Wuwuwu, Cai Ge, touch your conscience and think back to how you mocked me when I first revealed my Golden Finger."

Cai Yonglong (1): "Did I? Absolutely not!"

Wu Jun (20): "."

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