In Douluo, All the Goddesses Fall Apart

Ye Lingling, sitting on Wu Xing's lap, rolled her eyes at him when she heard that. Yanyan was straightforward by nature and could never hide what she was thinking, yet he was still teasing her.

She patted down her skirt and was about to stand up, but Wu Xing stopped her and refused to let her rise.

Helpless, Ye Lingling could only sit properly on his lap and let him hold her.

Dugu Yan glared fiercely at Wu Xing without saying a word, as though she were sulking. This guy clearly knew what was going on, yet he still had to provoke her.

Seeing Dugu Yan's haughty little expression, Wu Xing found it funny again. He patted his other thigh. "Yanzi, come here."

Dugu Yan's face brightened at once, but she quickly concealed it and huffed, "What do you want?"

"I want to look at my Yanzi."

A smile appeared on Wu Xing's face. He suddenly felt that Dugu Yan was rather nice like this. She was not as romantic as Su Ruoxi, nor as obedient and quiet as Ye Lingling, but she had a charm all her own.

A trace of sweetness flashed through Dugu Yan's heart at those words, though she still walked over with a reluctant expression.

Seeing Dugu Yan come before him while pretending to be forced into it, Wu Xing did not mind. He grabbed her and pulled her down onto his lap.

"What are you doing?!" Dugu Yan snapped.

"Looking at you, of course. How am I supposed to look at you if you don't sit down?" Wu Xing answered with a smile.

Wu Xing's words immediately made Dugu Yan blush. Pouting, she said, "Twisted logic."

"Heh." Wu Xing shook his head. He had figured it out—this girl said one thing but meant another. He had not even used any force, yet she had sat down herself.

Of course, Wu Xing would not expose her. She was his woman now, after all, so he had to leave her some dignity. He could not bully her all the time.

If he was going to bully her, it would be later, when the time came.

As Wu Xing thought this, his gaze traveled up and down her body.

Dugu Yan had short purple hair that made her look capable and sharp. She wore a sapphire-blue short dress inset with snake-like purple scales, which suited her martial soul perfectly.

Her green eyes were especially unusual, giving off a bewitching air. However, under the effects of the Detoxification Pill, while her original pupils remained, there was no longer any poison left in her body.

Moreover, a Detoxification Pill produced by the system ensured that once taken, she would never be poisoned again, completely eliminating any future trouble.

A faint fragrance also wafted from her body. Unlike Ye Lingling's scent, hers carried a few traces of an intoxicating, poison-like aroma. Wu Xing did not know whether that was due to her martial soul.

Under Wu Xing's careful scrutiny, Dugu Yan became somewhat uncomfortable. Her gaze darted away as she kept shifting her body.

Not moving would have been fine, but once she did, it nearly killed Wu Xing. He could clearly feel her softness against his thigh. With one woman in each arm, he shamefully reacted.

Noticing something strange against her snow-white thigh, Dugu Yan frowned. "Wu Xing, what is this thing on you? It's pressing against me."

After saying that, she instinctively reached down to grab it, trying to move it away.

Dugu Yan's action left Wu Xing completely dumbfounded. He had never expected this girl to boldly reach out like that.

That alone would have been one thing, but her innocent expression gave him a sense of guilt.

"Y-you, don't move." Even with his thick skin, Wu Xing's old face turned red.

Dugu Yan's words made Ye Lingling lower her head. When she saw the bulge in a certain place on Wu Xing, even someone as inexperienced in love as her immediately understood what was happening, and her face flushed scarlet.

Su Ruoxi was stunned at first, then she realized something as well, and her face reddened. That bad guy bullied her every night. Whether it was with his hands, his mouth, or even her jade feet, he had spared nothing.

"Ah!" Dugu Yan did not react at first, but when something suddenly occurred to her, her delicate hand sprang open, and she leaped off Wu Xing's lap.

"Y-you big bastard! Y-you pervert! Wuwu, all you ever do is bully me!"

Dugu Yan angrily pointed at Wu Xing and cursed him out. Her face burned so fiercely that she wished she could find a hole in the ground and crawl into it.

She was too embarrassed to face anyone. Not only had she done something so humiliating in front of Ling Ling and Ruo Xi, she had even foolishly said it aloud.

Seeing Dugu Yan grow more emotional with every word, on the verge of tears, Wu Xing did not know whether to laugh or cry. It was not like he could control it, and besides, she had been the one moving around. Otherwise, he would not have reacted at all.

Still, that might have been true, but he still had to comfort her when the time called for it. Girls were thin-skinned, after all.

"Alright, I'm a big bastard. I'm a pervert. I shouldn't have bullied you." Wu Xing stood and wrapped his arms around her, holding Dugu Yan tightly against his chest as he stroked her back and coaxed her.

"Besides, doesn't this just prove you're beautiful? You attracted your man. Would I react like that to any other woman?"

Wu Xing truly had a way with girls. Hearing this, the grievance in Dugu Yan's heart immediately turned a little sweet.

What woman did not like hearing her man praise her beauty? Especially over something so intimate.

"But how am I supposed to face Ling Ling and Ruo Xi from now on?" Although Dugu Yan had forgiven Wu Xing, she still punched his chest.

Looking at the tsundere Dugu Yan, who clearly meant the opposite of what she said, Wu Xing turned toward Su Ruoxi and Ye Lingling with a sly smile. "It's fine. If they dare laugh at you, I'll bully them back for you."

Su Ruoxi and Ye Lingling both shuddered at once.

"Mhm." Only then was Dugu Yan satisfied.

After much coaxing, Wu Xing finally soothed Dugu Yan, and he could not help letting out a breath of relief.

"You girls chat for now. Your husband is going to update the diary." After a moment, Wu Xing spoke.

"Your husband?" Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling were both confused by this novel term.

Seeing their puzzled looks, Wu Xing smiled and explained, "It means husband. In the world I came from before transmigrating, it was called 'husband.'"

The two women blushed again for no reason, but silently accepted this intimate form of address.

A Match for a Spirit Saint

Seeing the three women gather together and pull out their Diary Instances as soon as they heard he was updating his diary, Wu Xing was somewhat speechless.

Was his diary really that interesting? Every one of them was so impatient that they were not even strengthening their sisterly bond.

Shaking his head and tossing those thoughts aside, Wu Xing opened the diary panel and began writing today's entry.

Good morning, beautiful ladies. We meet again.

As always, he first greeted the diary holders before getting to the point.

The beautiful women across the various worlds had long since grown accustomed to this.

A new day, a new beginning.

However, nothing much has happened around me from yesterday until now, and there is nothing worth sharing. The only thing you might be interested in is that two members of my team have been replaced.

Of course, I've mentioned these two members to you before. They are diary holders, and they joined the Second Team from the First Team.

As Wu Xing's updated words appeared, the beautiful women were all startled. They had long known that the Diary Owner would be a prized catch, and they had once envied Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling for being able to get close to Wu Xing so easily.

But after he revealed his whereabouts, they began approaching the matter rationally. Since he rarely mentioned the two women afterward, they had gradually forgotten about them.

They had never expected those two women to take action in the end!

They did not believe that the two women had joined the Diary Owner's team without harboring other intentions.

There might have been diary holders capable of resisting the temptation of a big prize like Wu Xing without being moved, but there were definitely very few of them.

Bibi Dong, in particular, could no longer sit still after seeing this and immediately summoned Ling Yuan.

"Ling Yuan, make another trip to Heaven Dou City. From now on, stay by Wu Xing's side and serve as his protector."

"Yes, Your Holiness." Ling Yuan was delighted inside, though she did not show it on her face and answered respectfully.

She missed that little man terribly. She had thought she would have to wait until the finals of the Continental Advanced Soul Master Academy Elite Tournament to see him again, but unexpectedly, the Pope had assigned her such a task.

She also understood the Pope's intentions. Apart from being his protector, she was to keep an eye on the Diary Owner and make sure he was not lured away by some scheming woman.

Yet Bibi Dong had never imagined that while she originally intended to use Ling Yuan's Friend List to keep track of Wu Xing's movements at all times, she would ultimately lose both a subordinate and an elder.

This subordinate of hers, who was around her own age, would actually rob the cradle!

To be honest, I was a little doubtful at first. The Soul Master Tournament is coming up soon, so why would the academy make such an arrangement? Did they not want any results?

I have to say, having a Titled Douluo and a grandfather who is an imperial guest advisor really lets you do whatever you want. I've learned something new.

"Wu Xing, you bastard!" Dugu Yan bared her snake-like fangs and glared fiercely at Wu Xing.

Bullying her was one thing, but he had even written about her like this. What would those diary holders think?

Would they think she was throwing her weight around at the academy just because she had a Titled Douluo grandfather?

Faced with Dugu Yan's furious glare, Wu Xing was baffled. "What is it this time?"

"You're bullying me again!" Dugu Yan said angrily.

"How am I bullying you?" Wu Xing looked utterly speechless.

"Then why did you write that in the diary?" Dugu Yan pointed at the newest line in the little notebook in her hand.

"Isn't it true?" Wu Xing glanced at it and smiled.

"A-anyway, you're not allowed to write that in the future." Dugu Yan knew Wu Xing had stated the truth, so she simply let her girlish nature take over.

Seeing Dugu Yan's haughty expression, Wu Xing said with amusement, "Fine, I won't write it like that in the future. I'll just write directly about us kissing."

"Y-you dare!" Dugu Yan's voice rose sharply, her face flushing red as panic filled her heart.

If this guy wrote about what had just happened, she truly would never be able to face anyone again.

"I was joking." Wu Xing did not know whether to laugh or cry. This girl was truly adorably foolish.

Even if you were willing, I couldn't possibly write it down. I don't have that kind of fetish, even if all the diary holders are beautiful women.

Of course, if it were something like a threesome or foursome, those were things he would be more than happy to do.

Thinking that, Wu Xing's gaze unconsciously swept across Su Ruoxi and Ye Lingling.

Sensing Wu Xing's concealed gaze, Su Ruoxi and Ye Lingling shuddered again. They both felt that their man was plotting something bad.

After the commotion died down, Wu Xing resumed writing.

Besides that, after I poached the two goddesses from the First Team—ptui, no, after they joined the Second Team—the male students couldn't sit still anymore. They all came looking for me and insisted on challenging me.

You know how boys going through puberty are. Their hormones are overflowing, and with the goddesses from their team leaving, how could they possibly swallow that?

So I became the biggest victim. I was just sitting at home when disaster fell from the sky.

I didn't even do anything, yet I offended so many students. Is that easy for me?

"Ptui!" Upon reading this, the women all spat in disdain. What did he mean by saying he was the biggest victim?

If he had not given them an opening, would they have joined the Second Team? He was obviously the one with impure intentions first. Why had no one beaten him into a pig-headed mess?

And what did he mean by saying they knew that adolescent boys had overflowing hormones? Since when did they know that? Only men thought like that. They were all shameless pigs, creatures that thought with their lower halves.

The many beautiful women, whether from the Douluo world or other worlds, all united in denouncing the Diary Owner.

Sigh, luckily I was more skilled. I had to use every ounce of my strength and barely managed to deal with them.

Otherwise, you might not have seen me update today.

Faced with Wu Xing's blatant lies, Su Ruoxi, Dugu Yan, and Ye Lingling all stared with their mouths wide open.

Every ounce of his strength?

Barely won?

Did he have some kind of misunderstanding about those words?

He had clearly defeated Yu Tianheng and the others in less than a minute with overwhelming force, yet now he was complaining in his diary and fishing for comfort.

How shameless!

Dugu Yan spat in her heart. This guy already had them, yet he was still thinking about all those beautiful women.

But then again, I should thank them. They let me learn roughly where my current strength stands.

At level 35 Soul Power, I have at least the strength of a Spirit Emperor.

My physical constitution should be even stronger than a Spirit Emperor's, perhaps close to a Spirit Saint's. That's pretty nice.

"What?!" When Wu Xing stated that his level 35 Soul Power gave him the strength of a Spirit Emperor and that his physical constitution was even close to a Spirit Saint's, all the beautiful women of the Douluo world were shocked.

Even Su Ruoxi, Dugu Yan, and Ye Lingling were no exception.

They knew Wu Xing was powerful and perhaps possessed the strength of a Spirit King, but they had never imagined he could be a Spirit Emperor, or even close to a Spirit Saint.

A Soul Elder matching a Spirit Saint—wasn't that far too terrifying?

Once again, he had overturned their understanding of common sense.

Moreover, his Soul Power cultivation speed was unprecedented as well. In just one month, he had risen from level 30 to level 35.

At this rate, he might become a Titled Douluo within only a few years!