In Douluo, All the Goddesses Fall Apart

Friends in the Douluo world, aren't you shocked after seeing this?

Then let me tell you: the old Bibi Dong was a complete naïve sweetheart!

Not only was she deceived by Yu Xiaogang in matters of love, but what her mentor did also caused a drastic change in her temperament.

Her talent had been very high before, but before a certain incident happened, even if she kept growing, she would have been nowhere near her current achievements. It was precisely the stimulation from that incident that turned her from an initially naïve sweetheart into the Pope who stood above countless others.

"You're the naïve sweetheart! Your whole family is full of naïve sweethearts!" After learning the meaning of "naïve sweetheart" through the Diary's annotations, Bibi Dong was so furious that she wanted to rush before him and shove her foot straight into his mouth, so that this bastard's dog mouth could never spit out ivory!

At first, she had been delighted when she saw him list all those imposing titles of hers, even sighing that it was finally her turn. Yet before she could enjoy herself for long, the bastard suddenly changed his tune and called her a naïve sweetheart.

That enormous contrast nearly made her pass out from holding her breath.

A Black Fan was still a Black Fan. Everything he said earlier had been a lie—this was his usual trick.

After Hu Liena learned the meaning of "naïve sweetheart," her expression also turned strange.

She had never imagined that the teacher who had always been solemn and dignified before her had such a contrasting side when she was young.

For some reason, when she thought of a naïve sweetheart with the words "easy to fool" written all over her face, then connected it to her teacher's current situation, Hu Liena found it hilarious. Yet she did not dare laugh aloud and could only suppress her trembling body, which made her feel rather uncomfortable.

"Is it funny?" As if noticing Hu Liena's movements, the furious Bibi Dong's expression changed as she asked coldly.

"Teacher, I... I wasn't." Hu Liena hurriedly shook her head in fright.

"If you want to laugh, then laugh." Bibi Dong said irritably.

"Pfft..." Hu Liena could not hold it in and instantly burst out laughing. But when she saw her teacher's sharp gaze, she hurriedly covered her mouth.

"You actually laughed!" Bibi Dong's entire face darkened, and a large anger mark appeared on her forehead.

Her disciple was becoming more and more presumptuous. She had even started laughing at her own teacher!

"Teacher, Nana was wrong." Hu Liena dropped to her knees without hesitation.

"Enough." Looking at the badly frightened Hu Liena, Bibi Dong waved her hand. Ever since that hateful Diary Owner exposed her dirt, she had known that her image before the Diary holders was beyond saving.

Rather than forcibly suppressing it, she might as well be more generous about it.

It had to be said that Bibi Dong truly spoiled Hu Liena. If it had been anyone else, she would have thrown them into Death Canyon to feed the soul beasts long ago.

The former Dong'er had been beautiful, cute, kind, and carefree. The later Dong'er was still beautiful, but she had turned dark and become increasingly extreme, eventually even wanting to destroy the Douluo Continent.

Thus, she naturally became the villain of this world. After all, where there was a protagonist, there was a villain; where there was light, there was darkness. Those were the basic elements of a novel.

Therefore, she was destined to stand against Tang San, leading to the Battle of Two Gods. In the end, she fell while saving Qian Renxue.

The System Cares About Saving Face

"I died? I died saving Xiaoxue?"

Although Bibi Dong was surprised when she saw this, she was not overly shocked by her own ending. From the Diary Owner's very first entry, she had already roughly guessed it. This merely confirmed it.

Moreover, being able to die saving Xiaoxue actually gave her a measure of comfort. She knew she owed her daughter far too much.

If it truly could not be changed, then this ending might instead be the best one for her.

"She died saving me?" Qian Renxue slumped into her chair, her face filled with disbelief.

But since the Diary Owner had said so, it certainly could not be false.

But why did fate have to toy with her like this? Her grandfather had died after sacrificing himself for her. She had thought that cold woman was unworthy of being a mother, yet now she was being told that woman would ultimately sacrifice her life to save her as well!

Seeing that her teacher would eventually fall, Hu Liena also looked utterly devastated and found it impossible to accept.

No, no. How could Teacher possibly die at the hands of that little bastard Tang San? She refused to believe it, and she refused to accept it.

Tang San had to die!

Hu Liena clenched her fists tightly and swore in her heart.

Having finished talking about the beautiful Dong'er, next came the first-ranked woman. As for this first place, although she had only appeared in legends in Douluo World 1, she had truly been shown in Xuexue's consciousness in the anime. This female Soul Master was Qian Yuhan.

She was the second-generation Angel God and had already lived in the Douluo God Realm for nearly twenty thousand years.

Judging by the ending, her Soul Power was probably around level 120 at that time. She was clearly stronger than Dong'er's level 100 Soul Power, so I ranked her first.

After Wu Xing revealed the final female Soul Master, the Diary holders in the Douluo Continent world were all filled with amazement.

Over the past two days, not only had their horizons been broadened, but they had also learned all sorts of juicy gossip about the Pope and the others. Now, even secret tales of the God Realm had emerged.

They were truly not satisfied and wanted to learn even more.

Alright, today's Diary entry ends here. I hope you enjoyed listening.

If nothing happens around me in the future, I'll continue talking about more strange tales and anecdotes. To accommodate Diary holders from other worlds as well, I'll occasionally choose beauties from the Golden Legend and give them a brief introduction.

Thank you all for listening. See you tomorrow.

After putting down his pen, Wu Xing exited the Diary panel and communicated with the system to claim his reward.

Seeing this, Ye Lingling also closed her Diary Instance.

Her man's rankings were like listening to a storyteller—extremely captivating, even though she had not made the list.

Ding: Detected that the host has updated a Diary entry. Reward obtained: 1,000 cases of Happy Fat Otaku Water, 1,000 cases of Qiaqia sunflower seeds, 1,000 cases of Snow beer, 1,000 cases of fermented tofu peanuts, pickled chili...

???

Holy shit!

When Wu Xing heard the system announce that enormous pile of rewards, he was initially dumbfounded. But once he reacted, he could only exclaim in disbelief.

Did this damn system see that I was treating the Diary like storytelling and decide to give me all kinds of snacks and drinks?

But I'm the storyteller, not the listener! Did you get something wrong, you shitty system?

Ding: This system will not make mistakes. Host, please do not be narcissistic. These are not being issued for your use, but for the various Diary listeners. Otherwise, why would this system reward you with so many? Stop dreaming. Today's Diary entry is worth, at most, one case of Happy Fat Otaku Water.

He had originally thought that aside from issuing rewards, the system would not answer any of his questions. He had not expected the sun to rise in the west—the system actually responded for once!

However, the system's words nearly made him spit out a mouthful of blood.

"Hubby, what's wrong?" Seeing Wu Xing standing there in a daze after updating the Diary, his expression constantly changing, Ye Lingling quickly walked over and sat beside him, extending her slender hand to massage his shoulders.

Hearing that, Wu Xing gently placed his hand over Ye Lingling's jade-like hand as she kneaded him. A bitter smile appeared on his face as he reassured her, "Nothing. The rewards were just a little unexpected."

"Is that not a good thing?" Ye Lingling asked softly.

"Just average. Not exactly good, but not bad either." Wu Xing did not know how to answer, so he simply waved his hand and took out one case of each item, placing them on the ground.

These were snacks and drinks he had quite enjoyed while watching anime before transmigrating. Now that he had come to the Douluo Continent, being able to taste them again could be considered a trip down memory lane. They were certainly better than Lollipops, Durex, and the like.

Even if that shitty system had bluntly said that today's Diary entry was only worth one case of Happy Fat Otaku Water.

Looking at the cases that had appeared on the ground, Ye Lingling asked in surprise, "Hubby, what are these?"

"Food and drinks." As Wu Xing spoke, he opened one of the boxes, took out two cans of Happy Fat Otaku Water, pulled off their tabs, and handed one over. "Try it and see whether it tastes good."

Ye Lingling accepted it and lowered her head to look at the black, bubbling liquid inside. Her brows furrowed slightly as a thought surfaced in her heart. Can this thing really be drunk?

However, she soon saw her man take a sip from the strange can. Following his example, she carefully took a small sip herself.

In an instant, she felt an unusual stimulation flow down her tongue and into her throat.

"How is it? Does it taste good?" Wu Xing watched Ye Lingling and asked.

"Mm... it's alright. Hubby, is this something from your hometown?" After thinking for a moment, Ye Lingling recalled the Alps Lollipop from before and asked.

"Yeah, it's a drink from the world I lived in before I transmigrated," Wu Xing answered with a smile. Then he opened the other nine boxes of different shapes and sizes.

"Try these too. Keep more of whichever ones you like, and I'll list the rest on the Trading Platform."

"Okay." Ye Lingling nodded obediently, then began tasting the specialties from her man's hometown under Wu Xing's guidance.

Watching Ye Lingling sample all sorts of snacks like a curious child, Wu Xing could not help smiling. Then he opened the Trading Platform and saw the pitifully few items listed there.

He began to suspect that these things had been given to him purely to fill out the inventory.

He had not expected this shitty system to care so much about appearances. It probably felt that opening a Trading Platform with only a scattered handful of goods was too embarrassing, so it had indirectly found something for him to do.

After listing everything at one Gold Soul Coin per bag, can, or bottle, he opened the Diary panel.

Beautiful ladies of the Douluo world, come take a look! I've just listed a whole bunch of specialties from my hometown. If you like anything, feel free to buy it.

The many beauties had originally planned to get on with their own affairs after seeing that the Diary had been updated. But upon suddenly noticing another update notification from their Diary Instances, they all opened them in confusion.

When they saw that Wu Xing had only added one line and was hawking goods like a street vendor, they all entered the Trading Platform.

Seeing the once-empty trading interface filled with goods as far as the eye could see, they were all dumbfounded. Had this Diary Owner gone mad? He had listed so many products all at once?

Ding: You sold one bag of Qiaqia sunflower seeds and obtained 0.95 Gold Soul Coins.

Ding: You sold one can of Happy Fat Otaku Water and obtained 0.95 Gold Soul Coins.

Ding: You sold...

Watching the red notification count in the lower-left corner rise wildly, Wu Xing could not help drawing in a sharp breath.

At that moment, he had the urge to become a reseller between two worlds.

The profits were simply outrageous!

Ling Yuan Arrives Again

After fiddling with the Trading Platform for a while, Wu Xing and Ye Lingling left the room.

After eating lunch at the cafeteria and packing another meal to go, they returned to his dormitory. The moment he opened the door, he saw that Dugu Yan was already awake.

"Are you hungry?" Wu Xing walked to the bedside, sat down, and asked with concern.

Dugu Yan nodded. However, when she saw Ye Lingling following behind him, her face inexplicably flushed, and she did not even dare look at her.

She had only gotten up this late because Wu Xing had bullied her. The thought alone was unbearably embarrassing.

Seeing this, Ye Lingling knew exactly what to do. She merely smiled and called out, "Sister Yanyan," without saying anything else.

Yet Wu Xing completely lacked tact. He opened the lunch box, scooped up some food with a spoon, and brought it to her lips while opening his own mouth as he said, "Come on, Yan'er, open up."

"I... I can do it myself." Dugu Yan's face turned completely red at Wu Xing's actions. If no one else were present, it would have been one thing—she might have sweetly enjoyed her man taking care of her.

But with Lingling beside them, how could she possibly relax?

"You're both my women. What's there to be embarrassed about?" Seeing Dugu Yan reach out, Wu Xing did not hand her the lunch box. Instead, he smiled and said, "Maybe in a couple of days, Lingling will be just like you are now."

"Wu... Hubby, you're awful." Dugu Yan was so embarrassed that she could barely face anyone.

"Alright, open up. There's nothing shameful about a husband feeding his wife." Wu Xing coaxed her with a grin.

Dugu Yan could only helplessly open her rosy lips and chew each bite slowly.

Although her face was flushed with embarrassment, her heart was sweet beyond measure.

"Does it suit your taste?" Wu Xing asked with a smile.

"Mm-hm." Dugu Yan nodded.

These were all her favorite dishes. It seemed that this bad man had put real thought into it.

Wu Xing smiled, scooped up another bite, and brought it to her lips. At the same time, he pulled out a tissue from the nearby table and thoughtfully wiped the oil from the corner of her mouth.

That seemingly casual action instantly made Dugu Yan's beautiful eyes shine with happiness. She had never imagined that she would have such a day. She wished time could remain frozen at this moment forever.

Beside them, Ye Lingling watched Wu Xing intimately feed Sister Yanyan and thoughtfully wipe the oil from her mouth, and anticipation also rose in her heart.

"Hubby, I'm full." After eating for quite a while, Dugu Yan rubbed her stomach and said.

She did want her man to keep feeding her forever, but her stomach was truly getting a little bloated.

Hearing that, Wu Xing put down the lunch box. After wiping her clean, he finally let go.

"Hubby, why did you list so many things today?"

Once Wu Xing had finished tidying up, Dugu Yan could not help asking.

Dugu Yan had awakened some time before Wu Xing returned, and she had also read the updated Diary entry.

"They were all rewards the system gave today. It said I should share them with the audience. It really treats me like a storyteller," Wu Xing told her about the system's request.

"No wonder." A smile appeared on Dugu Yan's face. She had not expected the system to have such an amusing side.

"But you can have those snacks and drinks after you recover a little more," Wu Xing added, seemingly recalling something as he teased her.