Kakashi's Despair
(Bonus chapter for "Gouqing Who Loves Acacia Seeds" who wrote a super update!!!)
And so, Kakashi put his mask back on...
Hatake Sakumo continued to stare at Kakashi with a serious expression!
Kakashi looks at you with that kind of gaze, and you feel completely uncomfortable!
"Father, is there anything else you need?"
"Something has indeed happened!"
"You said..."
"Let's leave the mask and goggles as they are, and I don't want to say anything more about the White Fang Short Sword!!! But can you explain to me what's that bulging thing you're carrying around your waist?!"
Kakashi paused for a moment...
She involuntarily took a small step back... one hand still clutching the small bag at her waist...
"Father! This is my ninja tool pouch! It's full of the ninja tools I use!!!"
"Really?!"
"Of course it's true!!!"
And just then, Naruto Uzumaki jumped out!
"Uncle! Kakashi-sensei is lying to you!!! What he put in there isn't any ninja tool at all!!! It's a bunch of pornographic books!!! They're all pornographic books!!! I remember it very clearly when we were taking our team entrance exam! Kakashi-sensei took out those pornographic books from that bag! He even used the One Thousand Years of Death on me while holding those pornographic books..."
Hatake Sakumo looked at Kakashi with a kind expression...
"Give it to me! My dear son!!! Do you expect me to do this for my father?! If you don't hand it over, you can go home and shovel manure!!!"
Kakashi hurriedly covered the small bag and took several steps back...
"This... this... Father! Don't listen to his nonsense! I really have ninja tools here!!!"
"Show it to me!!! I already knew!!! I saw everything clearly from inside my spatial dimension when you were reading those erotic novels!!!! Show it to me!!!! I never imagined my family would produce such a scoundrel like you!!! You're not young anymore, can't you find a wife?! Why do you have to read those erotic novels!!! You scoundrel!!!!"
Can't you learn from Makoto Ito?! Look at him!!! He's so young and already has so many wives! But look at yourself?! You're a complete loser!!! Tenten always reading porn!!! Take it out right now!!!
"You damn bastard!!! Reading porn again, and dressed like that, I shouldn't have made you a ninja! I should have made you shovel manure!!!"
"Father... Father... This is my life!!!"
"Alright, you little brat!!! Is that smutty book your life?! Today I'm going to see just how well you've mastered the Hatake Sword Style!!!"
Hatake Sakumo casually grabbed a stool and began using it to perform the Hatake Sword Style!
Then he punched Kakashi hard in the butt...
Kakashi, of course, dared not resist!
After all, this is his own father...
There was no other way but to run around the room aimlessly...
"Father!!! Stop hitting me, stop hitting me!! Here, take it, I'll give it to you!!!"
All I saw was Kakashi pull out one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten... at least 20 copies of Icha Icha Paradise from a small pouch at his waist...
Everyone was quite surprised! How did you manage to fit 20 books into such a small backpack?!
Is your little bag some kind of dimensional pocket?!
Even Naruto Uzumaki rushed over, opened the small bag, and looked inside...
He looked curious...
After receiving the books, Hatake Sakumo immediately put them into his pocket...
"Ahem... Kakashi! You're still too young!!! The most important thing for you right now is to find a wife and have an heir!!!"
These books are too complex! You can't handle them!!! So leave them to me! I, your father, can handle them!!!
As for the manure-scooping job, let's forget about it for now! We'll see how you behave in the future. If you don't behave well, you might as well go home and scoop manure!!!
And so, Hatake Sakumo sat down on the sofa with a completely serious expression...
Kakashi, at this moment, seemed to have lost his soul, collapsing to the ground...
My book...
My treasured collection...
My treasured collection accumulated over many years...
Everything's gone!!!
Damn it!!!
Kakashi finally understood why his predecessors, including Makoto Ito, had all asked him if there was any excrement in his toilet!
So it turns out this excrement really is related to his father...
Why would my father have this kind of taste?
Why do I have to make myself shovel manure?
Is he proud to be a father who cleans up manure?
Won't people point and whisper about him when they see him in the future?!
Look, that's the father who used to collect night soil!
Kakashi shook his head violently...
No way!!! I absolutely cannot go shovel manure!!!
This kind of life! Absolutely not!!!
"Father!!! I don't want to shovel manure!!!"
"Okay, okay... then you'll have to behave well from now on!!!"
Hatake Sakumo waved his hand and said with a serious expression...
"Kakashi! You need to work harder from now on!!! As for those erotic books and stuff! Are there any more at home? If so, give them all to your father! Otherwise, you can go shovel manure!!!"
Kakashi collapsed to the ground in despair...
"That's all, really none... not a single one left..."