Naruto: The Konoha Chat Group Awakens
Chapter 40

Hit Him in the Balls, Hit Him in the Balls!

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Meanwhile, Sasuke had yet to react when Makoto Ito sent another kick flying at him, striking him squarely in the stomach!

That kick bent Sasuke into the shape of a bow...

Sending him flying several meters away...

Tobirama Senju: Nice one, well done!!!

Fugaku Uchiha: Hey, hey, hey, Second Hokage! Have you lost your mind?! You're this happy to see my son getting beaten up?

Madara Uchiha: He was never a good person to begin with!

Fugaku Uchiha: That's what I think too!

Madara Uchiha: Shut up already! Look at that wonderful son you raised! He got beaten into a muggle! What a disgrace to the Uchiha Clan! Useless trash!

After flying several meters away, Sasuke Uchiha flipped over and sat up, vigorously shaking his head. That combo had clearly left him somewhat dazed!

At that moment, Sasuke even wondered whether he had fallen under some kind of genjutsu!

After all, Makoto Ito was just a Dead Last. How could he possibly be this strong? How could he beat Sasuke so thoroughly that he could not fight back at all?

Just as Sasuke began contemplating life... a voice rang out!

"Sasuke!!!!!"

A pink-haired girl with a broad forehead ran over from the crowd...

The girl was Sakura Haruno. She hurried to Sasuke's side, held his arm, and anxiously asked whether he was hurt.

"Sasuke, are you okay?"

When Sasuke's other fangirls saw this, they curled their lips. Damn it, she had gotten there first again!

Only then did Sasuke realize that Makoto Ito had actually beaten him up!

Ignoring Sakura Haruno, he coldly said,

"I'm fine!"

Then, he continued glaring fixedly at Makoto Ito.

But Sakura Haruno continued chattering beside him,

"But Sasuke, look at your face, it's all swollen! That damn Makoto Ito was far too vicious! And look, there's even a footprint on your stomach! Are you really okay, Sasuke?"

Sasuke truly could not stand Sakura Haruno's constant muttering in his ear, especially when she kept talking about how he had been beaten up! He was already furious enough after getting beaten, yet Sakura Haruno had gone ahead and recounted the whole thing again! Did she think he was an idiot?

Sasuke shoved Sakura Haruno away!

"Get lost!"

Makoto Ito said nothing upon seeing this. After all, he knew Sakura Haruno too well: when there was trouble, Naruto; when there was nothing, Sasuke. It was simply classic!

Tobirama Senju: What the hell was that? He's useless in a fight, but he sure knows how to be fierce with women! What bad taste!

Madara Uchiha: Hmph, what a disgrace to the Uchiha Clan! But that little girl is annoying enough too! She kept chirping away nonstop at the side. Couldn't she see they were fighting here? No sense of awareness at all! It was like she had no brain!

At that moment, Sasuke once again assumed a fighting stance and stared intently at Makoto Ito.

"Very good, Makoto Ito! You've angered me! I'll make you pay for this!"

Hearing Sasuke's classic villain line, Makoto Ito smiled and once again raised a finger, crooking it at Sasuke.

"Come at me!!!!"

Sasuke's anger flared even hotter when he saw Makoto Ito provoking him again!

"You'll regret this!!!"

Sasuke charged at Makoto Ito once more, moving slightly faster than before. The two met again, and Sasuke's attacks were even more frenzied than last time!

However, what left Sasuke in despair was that no matter how he attacked, Makoto Ito seemed able to handle every strike with ease, as though he did not even need to attack!

After a round of fighting, several more shoeprints had appeared on his body!

By then, a raging storm had erupted within Sasuke's heart!

"How is this possible? How could this be possible?! How could I possibly not be Makoto Ito's match?! He's just a Dead Last! And what about me? I'm the pride of the Uchiha Clan! I'm the top student of this year's new class! How could I lose to a mere Dead Last?"

It was not just Sasuke. Even the surrounding students watching the fight, along with Iruka-sensei, were utterly stunned!

They simply could not imagine the fight would develop like this!

When had Makoto Ito become this strong? He was clearly just a Dead Last! Why was Sasuke completely unable to fight back?!

This was simply impossible!!!!

Tobirama Senju: Damn, kid, what are you doing? I'm almost falling asleep watching this! Can't you make it more exciting? Can't you hit him harder a few times? Put some strength into it!

Makoto Ito: I think you have a point! I really should hit him harder a few times!

Fugaku Uchiha: Makoto Ito, don't you dare!!!!

Makoto Ito: ?????? Fuck!???

Group Leader Makoto Ito has disabled Fugaku Uchiha's shared vision!

In an instant, Fugaku Uchiha's view of the outside world vanished from within the Pure Land...

At that moment, Fugaku Uchiha was completely dumbfounded! All he could see before him was the cold chat window, with no information whatsoever from the outside world...

"Bastard, bastard!!! Damn it! This is going too far!"

Meanwhile, Makoto Ito was launching a fierce assault on Sasuke, throwing a left punch and a right kick!

Tobirama Senju: That's it, kid, that's how you do it! Hurry, hurry, hit him in the balls, hit him in the balls!!!

Makoto Ito's kick nearly struck Sasuke right in the family jewels!

Mikoto Uchiha: No!!!!

At that moment, Fugaku Uchiha could not see anything happening outside and could only guess based on what everyone was saying...

Especially after hearing the Second Hokage say to hit him in the balls, Fugaku Uchiha truly panicked! People always tended to let their imaginations run wild when they could not see anything!

At that moment, Fugaku was lost in wild thoughts. Could his son really have been rendered unable to carry on the family line?

Fugaku Uchiha: No!!!! Stop!!! Group Leader, I was wrong!!! Don't hit his family jewels!!!

Makoto Ito: Thanks for reminding me. Next time, I'll attack his family jewels!

Fugaku Uchiha: ?????? Please don't! Group Leader, I apologize! I'll never insult you again!

Makoto Ito: Isn't it a little late to apologize now?

At that moment, Fugaku Uchiha began frantically racking his brains. What would it take for Makoto Ito to accept his apology? What would make him show mercy to his son Sasuke?

Suddenly, Fugaku Uchiha thought of Makoto Ito's face, like that of a greedy merchant...

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