"...It all happened so fast. I did this, then that, pulled off a whole series of moves, then flung out a dagger that hit that tin can right in the face and caught it completely off guard! Then I seized the chance, pulled the fuse, and all six grenades blew up at once, swallowing both me and him in the blaze!"
On the forums.
Battlefield Atmosphere Team was vividly describing his heroic performance in battle, acting as though dying was no big deal.
Unlike Edge Paddler.
Brother Edge would feel bad when he failed to bring his teammates back, while Veteran was utterly indifferent to the death of his good brother Wo Zui Hei and was only interested in studying all sorts of ways to die.
Last time they fought the Bonechewer Tribe, he had rigged his clothes with a self-detonation fuse that would trigger all his grenades, but those raiders had been too weak for him to ever get a chance to use it.
This time, he had finally found the opportunity, and he was so excited he practically danced with joy.
Unfortunately, Battlefield Atmosphere Team's way with words was pretty mediocre. After listening to his story for ages, not only the players but even the spectators were completely confused.
Indebted Big Eyes: "What exactly do you mean by this and that?"
Ye Ao Nai Wo He: "Hilarious. I'll just sit here and watch you perform."
Canyon Escapee Mole: "I have a question. If armor that even 37mm armor-piercing shells couldn't penetrate, how did you blow it up with grenades?"
Elf King Fugui: "Yeah, I was just about to ask that. And what the hell was that tin can? Power armor? Or riveted plate armor like Bucky's?"
Ye Shi: "What was that new monster called again? That's what I