Thinking about getting his ass blown apart by a missile earlier made Deadpool's teeth itch. His pain tolerance might have been maxed out, but having a missile shoved up his ass and detonated was still a little too much to handle.
Maybe he would never have to worry about constipation again!
He had no idea whether that was a good thing or a bad thing.
"Y-you, ask away. Anything I know, I'll definitely tell you!"
The soldier had clearly been terrified and stammered as he spoke.
"Who are you people? Where is this?"
Deadpool released the guy, who was nearly scared to death, and asked curiously.
"I-I don't know where this is. We're all soldiers from Second Mao."
The soldier was nearly in tears. Hearing Deadpool's question, he hurriedly replied.
"What? You don't know where this is?"
Deadpool looked at him strangely and said irritably, "Do you think I'm stupid enough to fall for a lie like that?"
You came here to fight a war, and you don't know where you are? Did he take me for an idiot?
"I'm not lying! I was forcibly conscripted by the recruitment office, then sent here. I don't know exactly where this place is."
The man hurriedly explained, "Before this, I'd never even touched a gun!"
"I was just a shut-in. Last week, while watching porn at home, recruitment officers broke into my house and dragged me away. I hadn't even pulled my pants back up before they stuffed me into a car."
"After two days of training at a military base, I was sent to the front lines. How would I know where this is?"
"..."
Hearing his explanation, Deadpool was completely speechless.
This guy really was cannon fodder!
And not just him. The soldiers nearby seemed to be much the same.