Inside the little wooden cabin.
Qin Yi grabbed Liusu by the collar. "What do you mean, 'Love Riding Yi'? Make it clear—who's riding whom?"
Liusu grabbed his collar right back. "I love riding you, so what? Last night you were still shouting for me to move on my own, and today you won't let me ride you? Scumbag!"
"Uh..." Qin Yi swiftly changed his tune. "No, no. It is my honor that my wife loves riding me. I just feel like I lost out on a GG fee..."
"Drop the act." Liusu snorted. "And what was that about Wei Kun? Who are you calling a female ghost? Do I look like a ghost to you?"
Qin Yi said, "Turn into a ball."
Liusu instinctively turned into a ball.
Qin Yi habitually gave her two strokes.
Everything went without saying. If you weren't a female ghost, who was?
Only then did Liusu realize what had happened. Half embarrassed and half enraged, she changed back into human form, shoved Qin Yi onto the bed, and climbed on top of him.
"Creak..." The door opened.
The scene froze in an instant.
A farmwife stood there awkwardly with a pot of tea in hand. "Well, you two really do have a fine relationship."
"Ahem, ahem." The two immediately sat upright, their gazes perfectly straight ahead. "You are too kind, Auntie. We can do it ourselves..."
The woman smiled as she looked them over, then bent down to light the fireplace. "You must be some household's young master and young lady. You probably can't handle rough work."
Liusu sprang to her feet. "Who says I can't? There's nothing in this world I don't know how to—"
As she spoke, her finger had already pointed toward the fireplace. She had originally intended to use a spell