Once the premise of "Yao Guang will take over the body to stop this" was cast aside, Yao Guang playing Li Wuxian playing Yao Guang... was actually far harder to pull off than imagined.
After one kiss, her expression returned to its usual cool aloofness. Her cheeks carried a faint blush as she seized Qin Yi by the collar and sneered, "You really wanted to kiss me, huh? Heh, men."
Qin Yi said, "Wu Xian, your Yao Guang impression is pretty convincing."
"...Just tell me whether you want me to keep acting or not."
"I do."
"I knew it. Master really isn't a good person." Yao Guang spoke one sentence in Li Wuxian's manner, then reverted to her own for the next. "If you can satisfy me, it's not impossible to let you have your wish."
Qin Yi said, "How am I supposed to satisfy Your Majesty?"
Yao Guang sneered. "First say that Liusu is inferior to Yao Guang in every way. Then kneel down and kiss the top of my foot."
"Holy shit, Wu Xian, don't go this hardcore. You're only pretending to be her while getting intimate with Master; you're not actually pretending to have her thoughts. Isn't that making things difficult for Master?" Qin Yi paid no attention to her demands at all, wrapping an arm around her with a smile. "Really, all you need is to put on Yao Guang's cold face. Leave the rest to me."
Yao Guang said angrily, "I can't act like that!"
"It's just cosplay foreplay. It isn't that complicated. When people play King Arthur, can't they still twist their little waists? Just going through the motions is enough..."
As he spoke, he leaned over to lightly kiss her neck, while his other hand was already undoing her sash.
Yao Guang leaned