Attain Qianyuan, Please

(Covering my face—the thing dangling in the throat is called the uvula? I always thought it was the tonsils. What an illiterate. Fixed, fixed. Don't laugh too hard...)

"Smack!" The dog conjured a huge hand and slapped at him. "Where are you looking?!"

Qin Yi shielded his head. "Aren't you just a ball? What difference does it make where I look?"

"It's completely different! I have a physical body now, so I need to wear clothes!" The dog huffed and shook out a lotus flower.

Qin Yi asked curiously, "You even picked one when it bloomed just now?"

The dog looked down on him. "The clever dog has already obtained the treasure, while foolish humans are still standing around in a daze."

Qin Yi: "..."

I wasn't dazed. I just had no idea what kind of mental anomaly I'd fallen into...

Before Qin Yi could explain, the dog flicked the lotus flower. It transformed into a little skirt and wrapped itself around its round, plump body.

Qin Yi opened his mouth, then closed it again.

The dog casually patted his shoulder. "Didn't you just want to see this kind of boring thing? Now that you've seen it, how do you feel? What I wear makes no difference to me at all. Don't you think you're boring beyond measure?"

"Actually..." Qin Yi picked it up. "You really are adorable, Doggie."

"Save that kind of word for your stick. Pah." The dog would not let him hold it. With all its subordinates watching nearby, it could not keep up appearances, so it broke free and jumped down. "Your mother-in-law is here."

The sound of tearing air rose. Yu Feiling arrived riding the wind, and the moment she landed, she handed Qin Yi a fruit.

She was still young. Having reached Qianyuan