Sexy Jutsu Is the Strongest in the Universe

"Yo, everyone. I got lost again today."

Kakashi arrived before Team Seven long after their agreed meeting time, waving with a smile.

"Liar!"

"I believe you already know that the village is holding the Chunin Exams. I've recommended all three of you to participate."

Kakashi's skin was thick enough to ignore Naruto and Sakura's resentful stares. He pulled out three Chunin Exam application forms, handed them to the three of them, and continued.

"Of course, participation isn't mandatory. Anyone who lacks confidence can withdraw. If you want to participate, sign your name on the application form and gather in Room 301 at the Academy on July 1st."

"Sasuke, you'll participate, right?"

"Of course! It's a great chance to compete against ninja from other countries."

"The Chunin Exams..."

Sakura clenched the application form in her hand. She knew full well that she was weak. It had been the same during their last C-Rank Mission. They'd supposedly been protecting Tazuna, but she had really just been dead weight. Naruto and Sasuke had fought all those powerful enemies. If she took the exam, she might just hold them back.

"Hm?"

Just as Sakura was about to give up, two hands gently settled on her shoulders from either side.

"Sakura, don't be afraid. Sasuke and I will protect you."

"No matter what happens, this Dead Last and I will protect you."

Naruto and Sasuke had naturally noticed Sakura's unease, but neither of them wanted to leave her behind and take the exam alone. Only by advancing and retreating together could they be called companions.

"We..."

"We..."

"Are companions."

"Wah, you two... Don't say something so touching. What if I start crying?"

Sakura wiped away the tears welling at the corners of her eyes. At first, she had not really understood what companions meant. She had been happy to join Team Seven simply because she could be with Sasuke. But now, she understood what companions truly were. At the same time, she resolved to become a ninja who could help these two, rather than hold them back.

"Hehe, now that we've decided to take the exam, let's go get ramen together!"

"What kind of logic is that?!"

Though Sasuke was dissatisfied, he still followed after Naruto. Sakura silently trailed behind her two companions as well. Watching their backs, Kakashi seemed to see his younger self and his own companions.

"My, my. The teamwork between these three is getting better and better. Good, very good."

Kakashi, who had witnessed it all, smiled in satisfaction. Only those capable of thinking of others could be called companions. Those who thought only of themselves could never pass the Chunin Exams.

"Hey, brat, do you have eyes?"

The shout from the roadside brought the three members of Team Seven to a stop. They looked curiously at the man dressed in black, who was holding a little kid in the air by his scarf and scolding him.

"Konohamaru?"

The kid wearing the scarf looked strangely familiar, so Naruto called out tentatively.

"Big bro! Big bro, save me!"

The moment Konohamaru saw Naruto, he immediately cried for help. He could not break free from this adult's grasp with his own strength.

"What did you do?"

"I wanted to ambush you here, big bro, but I accidentally ran into this old man..."

"You called me an old man?! I just look mature!"

Kankuro was furious. Not only had Konohamaru bumped into him and spoken disrespectfully, he had also hit upon the thing Kankuro hated others mentioning most.

"Hahaha, I told you the face paint makes you look too old."

The blonde girl beside Kankuro burst out laughing and mocked her younger brother.

"Shut up. I'm going to teach him a lesson."

"Hey, hey, it wouldn't be good if this got out of hand. If he sees it, then..."

"Don't worry. I know what I'm doing."

"Big bro, help!"

Seeing that this old man in front of him was about to make a move, Konohamaru kicked his legs wildly in fright and called for help again.

"Konohamaru, I won't step in. When you encounter danger, the first thing you should think of isn't asking for help, but solving it yourself. Do you still want to become Hokage if you're like this?"

Kankuro carried no Killing Intent, so Naruto did not lend Konohamaru a hand. Instead, he lectured him.

"...Big bro, I understand! Sexy Jutsu!"

Naruto's words ignited Konohamaru's fighting spirit. He formed Hand Seals with both hands and shouted loudly.

"W-What is this?"

After a puff of smoke, Kankuro stared dumbfounded at the swimsuit-clad girl before him. To make matters worse, his hand was still gripping the girl's breast. He hurriedly let go.

"Hey, mister, come do something meaningful with me."

Seeing Kankuro let go of her, Konohamaru did not run away. Instead, she pressed her advantage and threw herself into his arms. The black-haired girl's soft skin touched Kankuro's body as she let out a coquettish voice.

Pfft!

Kankuro sprayed blood from his nose and passed out. Back in Sunagakure, they usually wore windproof coats—where would he ever see girls in swimsuits? Such stimulation was simply more than this boy could handle.

"Big bro, big bro, I did it!"

Konohamaru could hardly believe that he had actually defeated such a powerful opponent. He happily ran over to Naruto and high-fived him in celebration.

"Nicely done, Konohamaru. You've truly grasped the essence of the Sexy Jutsu. The chest, thighs, and butt all score above ninety."

Naruto circled the female version of Konohamaru, inspecting her from every angle before nodding in satisfaction. As the progenitor of the Sexy Jutsu, he gave his approval.

"It's all thanks to your excellent teaching, big bro!"

"Good. Then without further delay, let's move on to the next stage. Take off the clothes."

"Take off... the clothes? What's underneath them?"

Konohamaru's face was full of question marks. How could such an innocent boy understand this stuff? He only knew how to transform according to what was in the book.

"Mm, now that you put it that way, I can't really explain it clearly either. I'll transform and show you. Sexy Jutsu!"

Naruto scratched his head and simply decided to prove it through action. When the smoke cleared, a naked blonde girl with twin ponytails appeared right in front of Konohamaru.

"Ooh, amazing! So that's what it looks like underneath!"

The female Konohamaru stared in amazement at the blonde girl's ample chest, even reaching out to touch it for the sake of hands-on practice.

Pfft!

Kankuro, who had only just been revived, woke up to see the two girls groping each other. He once again sprayed blood from his nose and collapsed.

"Kankuro, Kankuro, pull yourself together!"

"Big sis, if there's a next life, I hope I can be born in Konoha. Farewell."

"Kankurooo!"

"You two idiots!"

Sakura could not take it anymore. She gave each of them a punch, knocking Naruto and Konohamaru back to normal.

"What was that for, Sakura?"

"Y-you, you shameless bastard! What the hell have you been teaching a child?!"

"My self-created ninjutsu."

"Not that! Being naked and all that... don't you have any sense of shame?"

"Nope."

"Sasuke, say something to him too! He's disgracing Team Seven!"

"Mm... oh."

Sasuke stared blankly at Naruto, his mind in complete chaos. Why did Naruto's technique feel so familiar? He could not remember where he had seen it before. Whenever he tried to think about it, waves of pain surged through his heart, leaving him unable to breathe.

"No way, that perverted ninjutsu works on Sasuke too?"

"Sasuke is a boy, after all. Besides, my chest is much fuller than yours."

Naruto nodded smugly, recklessly saying that to Sakura.

"Naruto!!! I'll kill you!"

"Really bringing shame to Sunagakure."

Just as Sakura was about to rearrange Naruto's face, a cold voice reached their ears. Gaara had appeared beside Kankuro at some point, a trace of displeasure flashing through his aqua-green eyes.

"Gaara, this is..."

Temari wanted to explain, but she had no idea how to begin. Gaara silenced her with a glare.

"Shut up! I'll deal with you when we get back."

Gaara's gaze swept over the three members of Team Seven. He had not been here earlier and did not know which of them had managed to knock Kankuro into a pool of blood. The first person his eyes landed on was Naruto.

"Gaara, what a coincidence."

"You know him?"

Sasuke asked in confusion. These people were clearly from Sunagakure, so Naruto should not possibly know them.

"We met yesterday. I'm telling you, this guy keeps a huge horse."

"A stable boy?"

Hearing Naruto's description, Sasuke and Sakura both imagined this boy tending horses. No matter how they thought about it, the image felt completely wrong!

"Sand Hand!"

Gaara's anger had already hit MAX. The sand in his gourd shot out, forming a massive hand that lunged at Naruto.

"Fire Style: Great Fireball Jutsu!"

Sasuke stood in front of Naruto, rapidly forming Hand Seals before spitting a fireball from his mouth. It heated all the flying sand until it glowed red, turning it into piles of solid red clumps that fell to the ground.

"Who are you? State your name."

Gaara glanced at Sasuke and gave up on attacking further. Although Sand Hand was only a simple technique, the fact that Sasuke had defended against it so easily proved that he was no ordinary person—worthy of having his name remembered.

"Sasuke Uchiha."

"Very well. I'll remember you. The two of you are both targets I must kill. If I encounter you in the exam, I won't hold back."

"Gaara, let's fight sometime!"

Naruto showed no fear whatsoever in the face of Gaara's killing intent. Instead, he said it with a grin.

"Hmph."

Gaara ignored Naruto's words, snorted coldly, and used sand to lift Kankuro away.

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