After Eating, Shit Rained Like Rain

While the Poison Douluo was discussing immortal herbs with Starry Sky.

His face suddenly tightened, his ass clenched, and his thighs involuntarily pressed together.

All of a sudden, he felt... like he could no longer hold it in.

"Urgh... wh-what is this?! No! This old man can't..."

The laxative had finally taken effect. The Poison Douluo wore a pained expression, feeling that he could no longer endure it, and hurriedly ran outside the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well.

"Huh? What's that old monster running off for? He looks like he's just seen Lord Shogun's cooking?"

Seeing the Poison Douluo suddenly flee, Yu Yuanzhen's eyes widened with suspicion.

At the mention of Lord Shogun, his gaze flickered. He felt that the Poison Douluo must have ended up like this because of Raiden Shogun.

Everyone knew that Raiden Shogun's cooking was highly effective, but it came with severe side effects.

The Poison Douluo must have been hit by those side effects.

Thinking this, Yu Yuanzhen hurriedly followed after him.

He had not suffered an episode yet, which must have been because he was stronger than the Poison Douluo.

He intended to follow and see exactly what side effects had befallen the Poison Douluo.

That way, he could prepare himself as well.

"Fuck! You stinking old dragon, why are you following this old man?!"

The Poison Douluo was about to lose control of his bowels. That explosive sensation made him realize this was anything but simple.

If Yu Yuanzhen watched him with that scrutinizing gaze while he was shitting his guts out, wouldn't he lose all face?

He immediately yelled at Yu Yuanzhen to stop, while accelerating sharply in an attempt to get away from that troublesome fellow.

"You're both old enough to be in the grave, so what are you embarrassed about? Old Poison, stop running and let this old man see how you collapse this time! And why are you running so far away? Once you collapse and pass out, you'll be completely defenseless. If you end up in some remote wilderness, get spotted by a soul beast, and eaten, wouldn't that be ridiculous?"

Yu Yuanzhen pursued him relentlessly, the distance between them steadily shrinking.

"Damn it!" The Poison Douluo was furious. He needed to take a shit! If that old bastard saw him taking a shit, where would he put his dignity?

Poison energy rose from his palm as he prepared to release poison and block Yu Yuanzhen.

He was a Titled Douluo who reigned supreme through poison, with countless methods at his disposal and a sinister, cunning nature.

Not a single Titled Douluo was willing to directly take his poison.

That would be enough to stop Yu Yuanzhen.

But just as that thought crossed his mind, his stomach began to churn violently.

It was as though something inside his belly was fighting.

Making it impossible for him to hold back any longer.

"Ah, no!!"

The Poison Douluo let out a cry, thrust his buttocks out, and a purple river burst through his clothes and shot straight backward.

Yu Yuanzhen was right behind the Poison Douluo, less than ten meters away.

He was still charging forward at top speed.

When he saw that flash of purple, before he could even wonder what it was, the stuff had already splattered across his face.

At once, a vile stench and overwhelming nausea flooded Yu Yuanzhen's entire body.

He felt as if someone had shoved him into a septic tank. The sky-piercing stench made him want to die.

"Y-you old monster!!"

Yu Yuanzhen was beyond enraged. That damned Poison Douluo, instead of properly refining his foul poison, had actually used shit to attack him?

He immediately began to vomit.

The experience could not have been more horrible.

Right now, he wanted nothing more than to kill the Poison Douluo.

That smell...

Lightning crackled all over Yu Yuanzhen's body, blasting the disgusting filth off him.

When he could finally see the Poison Douluo, he found him sprawled on the ground.

With his buttocks raised, he continuously sprayed purple sludge in every direction.

At the same time, like a little cart powered by exhaust fumes, he wobbled forward bit by bit.

Yu Yuanzhen abruptly stopped.

Something was wrong. There was definitely something wrong here!

Someone as powerful as the Poison Douluo had been reduced to this state. There was only one possible explanation.

Lord Shogun's cooking!

At that thought, Yu Yuanzhen's ass clenched too!

Wait, was he going to end up like this too?

"No... ugh... I..."

Just as expected—what he feared most had come true.

Yu Yuanzhen could no longer hold it in either.

He did not want to be as miserable as Poison Douluo, so he dug a deep pit, squatted over it, and began to relieve himself.

However, he had still underestimated the power of this generator.

His entire body shot into the sky like a skyrocketing firework. The force was immense and unrelenting, keeping him dancing through the air!

The forest was instantly filled with foul stench, left in an utterly miserable state by the mess the two of them had made.

Meanwhile, Tian Dou Imperial Palace had long since turned into a living hell.

After finishing their meal, everyone had been full of joy, eagerly awaiting the moment their strength would improve.

What they received instead was an incomparably humiliating spectacle.

Most of them simply sprayed outright, spraying each other, while those who could fly went soaring all over the place.

The sight was too horrible to bear.

Quite a few nobles had even left the palace to return to their own residences, only to suffer an attack right in the middle of the road.

You thought hiding inside a sedan chair meant no one would notice?

Heh, you were severely underestimating its power.

No matter what material the sedan chair was made of, a single eruption of purple liquid would reduce it to shattered scraps!

Then feces rained from the sky, and the rain kept falling!

The citizens of Tian Dou were left suffering beyond words!!

"Hm?"

Raiden Shogun caught several soul beasts, chopped them into pieces, and tossed them into the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well.

However, the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well was far too powerful.

The soul beast meat turned into dregs the instant it went in.

Not even a bone remained.

Was this cooking? This was clearly destroying evidence!

Had she gotten some step wrong?

Raiden Shogun was deeply puzzled.

Seeing this, Starry Sky hurriedly took out a transparent bag and swept it through the air above the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well.

As though he had caught something inside it.

His expression was ecstatic. "Lady General, my wife! You made it! The air in this bag is the delicious food made by Lady General, my wife!"

As he spoke, Starry Sky opened a corner of the bag and took a deep breath, his face filled with bliss.

"Ah~! Is this the highest realm of Raiden's culinary skill? It's simply too delicious! I feel as though I have been reborn, utterly refreshed in both body and mind!"

"Ah~! I really want... I really want to eat the delicious meals made by Lady General, my wife every single day!!"

Raiden Shogun blossomed with joy at his words, the corners of her lips lifting.

As expected of her. In this world, only she could make such delicacies.

Then Raiden Shogun continued tossing soul beast meat into the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, without even removing the fur.

Starry Sky stood nearby with a smile, using transparent bags to collect the air.

How clever of him!

He had Raiden Shogun wrapped around his finger.

Did she not want to cook? Then he would let her make this kind of shapeless dish.

It could not be seen or touched. It was called a dish, but in truth, it was just air!

Starry Sky could eat as much as he wanted.