After enduring several more days of torment, everyone finally emerged from the Star Dou Great Forest.
The people from Shrek Academy felt that they had finally been freed and fled as though escaping for their lives!
"Junior, Teacher Zhao, wait for me! I'm your senior! I also need to visit Shrek Academy, so we're heading the same way."
Qin Ming quickened his pace and hurried after them.
These past few days could only be described one way: Raiden Shogun's cooking had been completely useless.
They had been suffering from diarrhea every day. It was agonizing.
And the food had been incredibly spicy—spicy enough to make them want to breathe fire.
It was hard to imagine the torment their intestines had gone through after that stuff passed through the other end.
It was as though they had been threaded together and placed on a barbecue grill...
Yu Yuanzhen and Poison Douluo also found an opportunity to run away. If they did not, they would be finished too!
In any case, they had been thoroughly disappointed by the General's cooking.
However, if the General's food could still help people improve their strength, they would return without hesitation.
It seemed they would have to trick someone else into becoming a guinea pig.
As Yu Yuanzhen thought this, he realized that he had not visited the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect in quite some time, had he?
Over the past few days, Ning Rongrong had even threatened him. Should he go to the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect and show off his strength?
"Ah... my school, I've finally returned..."
Starry Sky shouted excitedly toward Blue Tyrant Academy!
After being away for so long, he had spent every day on edge.
He had been terrified that while he slept, Raiden Shogun would pry open his mouth and force-feed him the food she had made.
"Huh? Are you sure Blue Tyrant Academy is an ordinary civilian Soul Master Academy? This is Heaven Dou City! To lease such a huge forest in the most prosperous district of Heaven Dou City for a school—if this academy has no backing, I'll eat my hat."
Ning Rongrong was worldly and experienced, and she immediately saw that this academy was far from ordinary.
"This academy already made a name for itself in the last Soul Master tournament. With Starry Sky and all of you this time, I'm afraid the championship will belong to Blue Tyrant Academy."
Meng Yiran said expectantly.
Now that she had joined Blue Tyrant Academy as well, if she teamed up with Starry Sky and the others in the next Soul Master tournament, would she not be carried all the way to the championship while lying down?
The thought made her feel delighted.
It was just a pity that there were too many beauties around Starry Sky. She simply could not squeeze herself in.
Furthermore, when Dugu Yan had obtained the Man Faced Demon Spider's External Soul Bone and wanted to thank Starry Sky with a kiss, the sky had erupted with violent lightning, as though it wanted to kill someone.
There had to be an even more powerful woman behind Starry Sky. She did not dare compete with such a powerful woman for a man.
She would truly die.
Still, being able to watch Starry Sky from afar already made her very satisfied.
Wasn't a powerful man like him the prince charming of most women?
"Let's go. I'll take you to find the teachers."
Starry Sky also quite welcomed Meng Yiran and Ning Rongrong.
The more people there were in the academy, the livelier it would be.
Then, the group headed toward the academy.
There were quite a few people guarding the entrance. They seemed to be soldiers of the Tian Dou Imperial Family?
Starry Sky had a bad feeling.
Before leaving the academy, he had asked Underworld to impersonate Raiden Shogun and cook for the imperial family.
The food had been loaded with a laxative that caused explosive diarrhea.
Starry Sky had thought that the concoction he and his wife Underworld had prepared would only make people have terrible diarrhea.
Who would have thought that it actually had detoxifying and health-preserving effects?
Those who ate that meal were like people who had consumed the Mystic Water Pill that only appeared in Douluo Continent II.
Basically everyone in the imperial family had eaten it.
Then they had all had diarrhea.
They had felt terribly ashamed at the time, but afterward, they experienced the benefits.
Just look at Yu Yuanzhen and the others.
They had all become quite fond of the food Underworld made.
Not to mention these ordinary nobles, whose natural talents were actually poor and who did not like cultivating diligently.
For the past few days, Starry Sky had taken his wives into the Star Dou Great Forest.
The people from the Tian Dou Imperial Family couldn't find anyone, so they could only wait at the entrance.
Sure enough, just as Starry Sky had expected, the moment they saw Raiden Shogun, Underworld, and Mei, they became as excited as children on holiday.
They rushed over, wanting to take Raiden Shogun to the Tian Dou Imperial Family and have her cook them another huge pot of delicious food.
"Huh? Three... master chefs?"
However, when the soldiers saw the three women, who looked remarkably alike, they immediately froze.
This... which one was the master chef?
First, they ruled out Mei, the one with horns.
That left Raiden Shogun and Underworld.
To hell with it—the soldiers simply shouted:
"Master Chef, you're finally back! Without your cooking, we can barely survive!"
"Master Chef! Please! Come back and cook for us! Without your food, even my wife doesn't smell good anymore!"
"Master Chef! Master Chef!"
"I want to eat... food!!"
Seeing this spectacle, Starry Sky quickly took his wife Underworld's hand and left.
He couldn't let her get involved.
Besides, he had already replaced all of Raiden Shogun's seasonings with laxatives and the like.
The people from Shrek Academy, along with Yu Yuanzhen and the others, had already proven that for him.
Food with laxatives added to it truly had no beneficial effect.
Then, amid everyone's worship and longing, Raiden Shogun went to the Tian Dou Imperial Palace.
"Hiss... isn't this going a little too far? It's hard to imagine just how... that... the scene will be when the time comes..."
Ning Rongrong sucked in a breath. Just watching those people from Shrek Academy spray wildly had been enough to make her scalp crawl.
Once hundreds or even thousands of people from the Tian Dou Imperial Family ate the General's food...
Then tell me, would that imperial palace still be usable?
"But is it really true? Does eating the General's cooking increase your strength?"
Meng Yiran asked curiously from the side. So many people craved the General's food—could they all be idiots?
"You... you'd better not try it." Starry Sky hurriedly crushed that idea.
The General's cooking had indeed been beneficial in the past, but now it would only make you shit your guts out!
"Eugh~. Even if it really could increase my strength, I still wouldn't eat it. That's too disgusting..." Ning Rongrong said disdainfully.
"You must be Starry Sky. What an outstanding young man."
The moment they entered the school gates, a blond-haired man appeared before them. He was handsome and refined, with a very gentle appearance.
"It's you, Xue Qinghe. Why are you here?"
Ning Rongrong widened her eyes and spoke in surprise.
Xue Qinghe was Ning Fengzhi's disciple, and Ning Rongrong had met him many times.
"Rongrong, I didn't expect to meet you here." Xue Qinghe smiled faintly, then said to Starry Sky:
"Brother Starry Sky, how about we go inside and talk?"
At the same time, his gaze fell upon Underworld, whose hand Starry Sky was holding.
His eyes shifted.
Xue Qinghe observed more carefully and realized that this Underworld was the master chef from last time—the one who had made food that made people shit themselves after eating it.
He could not help but marvel inwardly.
Starry Sky actually had two extraordinary people by his side!
Then he looked at Mei. Mei's cooking had no benefits for cultivation, but it was simply too delicious.
They truly each had their own strengths.
Every single one of them was deadly!
Mei's food was so delicious that after eating it, you couldn't stomach anyone else's cooking.
Raiden Shogun's food could bring even a Titled Douluo down with one bite.
And Underworld's?
It made people shit in unbearable agony!
He had not forgotten that he had been bathing at the time. In the end, forget the pool—the entire bathhouse, even the ceiling, had been covered in a mixture of purple and yellow...
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