"Isn't he the one harassing you?"
"How can you be so ungrateful! I'm trying to help you!"
Ye Bufan wiped the spittle off his face from Auntie Wang's saliva, looking completely bewildered.
Damn, things don't seem to be turning out the way he expected...
Isn't it this spoiled rich kid harassing this burly middle-aged woman?
If an ordinary person dared to humiliate him like this, Ye Bufan would have killed them long ago.
But Auntie Wang is still a woman, so Ye Bufan was able to make an exception for her.
After all, Ye Bufan never hit women. He was a chivalrous and kind-hearted man who loved to help his neighbor unclog her drains.
"Who said he was harassing me?"
"We are clearly in love!"
Auntie Wang sneered, offering no further explanation. She grabbed Wang Mo, who was still somewhat dumbfounded, and, revealing her large, yellow, protruding teeth, kissed him directly under Wang Mo's terrified gaze.
Wow, how romantic!
"I believe they are absolutely in love!"
"I have to say... bro, you're really awesome! I admire you and completely admit defeat!"
Upon seeing the two passionately kissing, a chorus of cheers erupted from the surrounding crowd, with some passersby even taking out their phones to take photos and videos, giving Wang Mo plenty of close-up shots.
If this weren't a movie shoot, all we could say was, "Awesome!"
Linjiang is indeed a place teeming with talented people and heroes!
"Waaaaah..."
Wang Mo's eyes widened in terror as she began to struggle desperately.
Holy crap!
My first kiss... just like that, gone?
This bad breath is absolutely awful, it makes me want to throw up!
Although Wang Mo struggled desperately and was in good physical condition, Auntie Wang's weight soared to 350 pounds, equivalent to two Wang Mo, and she usually did hard labor, so her strength was extraordinary.
Therefore, no matter how much Wang Mo struggled, he couldn't break free from Auntie Wang's grasp and could only close his eyes in resentment...
Hearing the various whispers around her, Wang Mo felt a suffocating pain in her heart and just wanted to immediately move to another planet to live...
Seeing this, Ye Bufan was also dumbfounded.
Holy crap, bro, you're amazing! How could you even bring yourself to sleep with a woman like that?
No, how hungry must they be!
It's definitely true love; it seems I really was meddling in other people's business this time...
Ye Bufan glanced at Wang Mo with great admiration, then quietly left the scene, retreating into the crowd to silently observe the drama unfold.
After a long while, when she was completely satisfied, Auntie Wang finally let Wang Mo go.
Auntie Wang licked her lips, her face flushed, and looked at Wang Mo in her arms with tenderness in her eyes.
"How does it feel, my little darling?"
"Aren't you very happy?"
"You..."
Wang Mo was trembling with anger, unable to utter a single word, feeling as if her life had become utterly bleak.
Fortunately, the system did not issue any penalty notice, indicating that his portrayal of the villain was passable.
Even though he was defiled by this old woman, at least he wasn't punished by the system...
Desperately telling himself to stay calm, Wang Mo looked around and found that Ye Bufan had vanished without a trace, leaving him completely bewildered.
Wait, why did the main character leave?
The story isn't over yet!
"System, what do we do now? The plot has gone off track!"
"Please find a way to make Ye Bufan beat you up so badly that you end up in the hospital. Only then can you complete the role-playing scenario, and the system will reward you accordingly."
Wang Mo:...
I'm not a masochist, do I have to get beaten up by Ye Bufan?
Despite being very annoyed, Wang Mo was completely helpless against this idiot role-playing system.
It got itself into this brain-dead Novel World, and it needs to rely on the system to get back, so it's not the right time to turn against it.
All he can do now is follow the system's instructions and try his best to play the villain.
Now Wang Mo finally understands that this stupid system is utterly useless; all it knows is how to find ways to screw him over!
Thinking this, Wang Mo took a deep breath and immediately unleashed his ultimate attack at point-blank range.
" Ye Bufan, you son of a bitch!"
The main characters all share a common trait: they are orphans. No matter what template a novel uses, the main characters have no close relatives.
Wang Mo believed that Ye Bufan would definitely not be able to stand it after she said those words.
As he had predicted, upon hearing these words, Ye Bufan, who had already left and resolved not to interfere any further, instantly blushed.
"Court death!"
Ye Bufan's face was full of anger, and the veins on his forehead bulged. He instantly appeared in front of Wang Mo, and with a swift movement, he slapped Wang Mo's face eighteen times!
Wang Mo was so dizzy from the slap that her eyes rolled back and she almost died.
Ye Bufan was a martial artist with cultivation, but he was just an ordinary person.
The difference in strength was too great; if Ye Bufan had used even a little more force, he would have died instantly.
The crisp sound of a slap echoed, bringing the bodyguards who had been watching the scene to their senses. They quickly stepped forward, their faces solemn.
"You brat, do you know who you're messing with?"
"This is the Young Master of the Wang family!"
"If you know what's good for you, stop right now!"
Seeing that Ye Bufan ignored them, the several burly men in black stopped dawdling and attacked Ye Bufan with various moves.
"Mob!"
Ye Bufan, a cold smile playing on his lips, didn't even turn his head. With a swift kick of his right leg, he swept away several bodyguards to the ground.
"Ouch..."
The bodyguards, who also lacked any cultivation, were no match for Ye Bufan. They instantly lost their fighting ability, lying on the ground groaning and howling in agony.
"Hmph, I'll let you off this time!"
"Next time, remember to watch your mouth. If this weren't in the Dragon Kingdom, you'd be a corpse by now..."
Ye Bufan gave Wang Mo a cold glance, then delivered a vicious elbow strike, lifted him up with one hand, and kicked him flying fifteen meters away.
With a perfect parabolic trajectory, Wang Mo fell headfirst into the flowerbed, headfirst, feet first, his mouth full of dirt.
His face was swollen, purplish and puffy, his mouth was crooked and his eyes were slanted, and several of his teeth had been knocked out. He was no longer recognizable as a human being.
His face was so striking that even his father, Wang Tianhua, probably wouldn't recognize him.
Not killing him outright was already a sign that Ye Bufan had shown mercy.
Ignoring the shocked, bewildered, and terrified stares of the passersby, Ye Bufan snorted coldly, put his hands behind his back, and walked away with an air of nonchalance.
Having grown accustomed to lawlessness, Ye Bufan was no longer afraid of any retaliation.
joke!
As a disciple of the Cult Master of the Holy Light Cult, why would he fear the revenge of a mere spoiled rich kid?
"System... I think I've finished my role... What about the reward?"
Wang Mo struggled to open his eyes, his speech slurred and his teeth chattering, as he asked the question in a muffled manner.
"Ding, detection indicates the host has completed the villain role portrayal. Current plot accuracy is 60%, barely passing..."
"Ding! The host is rewarded with the ancient martial arts technique <Golden Bell Iron Shirt> (a one-time use item, its effect lasts for one hour)."
Wang Mo:...