Marvel's Biohazard Maniac
Chapter 46

Don't Think You Can Make Me Swallow This Stuff

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Noah's eyes turned cold.

He recognized that red mask all too well.

He just hadn't expected to see this guy here.

"Get out of the way!"

Noah roared.

Frank said nothing. He was already doing exactly that.

With his Superman-like reflexes, the sharply turning tires gave off thick smoke from the friction.

With a loud crash, the front of the truck slammed into the rear of their car.

The impact nearly sent the car out of control.

Fortunately, Frank was calm enough to stabilize it quickly.

Then they witnessed an astonishing scene.

The truck did not brake at all and simply crashed into a roadside store.

Frank's pupils contracted.

"Boss, that's a dead man!"

Noah said gravely,

"That's right. It's Deadpool."

Frank did not notice the difference at all and merely said,

"I'll investigate this as soon as we get back.

That guy was wearing a mask, so we couldn't see his face. But as long as he's shown up before, he'll have left traces."

Noah said,

"Frank, get your weapons ready!"

"What?"

Frank was somewhat surprised.

No one could survive that kind of collision.

That man was as good as dead.

Was there an ambush nearby?

The thought had barely crossed his mind before he dismissed it.

This was not Hell's Kitchen. There was no way the other side would use gunmen in a place like this.

Before he could figure it out, what happened next made him understand what his boss meant.

Someone crawled out of the crushed front end of the truck.

The man wore an incredibly ugly red bodysuit, along with a bizarre mask that possessed absolutely no sense of style.

He was cursing as he pulled a shard of glass from his arm.

Then, almost visibly, the arm that had been bleeding moments ago stopped bleeding, and before long, there was not even a trace that it had ever been injured.

This monster had incredible healing abilities!

Frank's expression turned grave.

Noah said nothing either, his expression shifting constantly.

He had never imagined that Deadpool would appear here.

Who had hired that mercenary who only cared about money?

Then he realized that things had become troublesome!

He could leave, but he could not do that.

Because he could not be sure he would be lucky enough to avoid him again next time.

So he had to deal with this major problem now.

That was right, a major problem.

Even an underworld emperor like Kingpin was nothing more than a minor inconvenience in his eyes now.

But Deadpool was definitely a major problem.

Because Kingpin had to follow rules, and he did not have an immortal body.

If Noah was willing, Kingpin could not possibly survive against multiple Tyrants.

But Deadpool did not care about any of that.

He was not even sure whether his methods could kill someone who could recover even after being reduced to chunks of flesh.

"Frank, take him down!

Be careful. This guy has an immortal body."

Frank nodded gravely. It seemed tricky, but he did not think it was impossible.

Not dying and not getting hurt were two different concepts.

At the same time, Noah was considering that this guy's genes should be quite impressive.

Perhaps they could offer some inspiration for his research.

Over there, Deadpool drew the swords from his back.

"Hey, hey, why haven't you left yet? You might've had a chance to get away just now. Staying behind... are you after my ass?"

As he spoke, Deadpool covered his butt in an exaggerated manner.

Noah's face darkened.

This guy might be the only person in the world whose foul mouth surpassed Tony Stark's.

Tony Stark mocked people with his intelligence, while Deadpool simply used that filthy mouth of his to make everyone who knew him want to kill him.

For example, Frank's eyes were already burning with anger.

Frank drew the pistol at his waist and began firing.

Deadpool cooperatively made dodging motions.

His arms, thighs, and even his waist twisted with great effort, as though he could really dodge the bullets.

But in reality, seeing the bullet holes appearing on Deadpool's body, the two of them wore identical expressions.

What an idiot!

They could not think of any more fitting description than that.

But aside from the mockery, Deadpool's complete lack of reaction directly alarmed Frank.

He had thought an immortal body was merely an exaggerated expression, but now it seemed it might actually be real.

Fortunately, the bullets were not completely ineffective against Deadpool. At the very least, they did hinder his movements before his wounds healed.

While the two of them fought, Noah was not idle either.

He looked at the nearby surveillance cameras, then avoided their view and created a large number of Corpse-Eating Insects.

His healing ability might have reached the level of immortality, but a person's energy had to be limited, right?

He refused to believe Deadpool could remain so fearless while being devoured by ten thousand insects.

With that confidence, what he was considering was how to get information about the enemy from Deadpool.

Meanwhile, Deadpool was still entangled with Frank.

But it was obvious that Deadpool's immortal body had caused Frank a great deal of trouble.

Most importantly, he had successfully enraged Frank with that filthy mouth of his.

Noah watched and shook his head repeatedly.

Sure enough, when it came to trash talk, Deadpool was the very best.

Then he shouted,

"I'll give you ten million if you tell me who sent you.

You should know that I'm actually very rich."

After Noah said that, he clearly saw Deadpool's body freeze for a moment.

But Deadpool quickly opened his mouth and began mocking him.

"Hey, hey, you're my target. If you want to use that ten million to buy my ass, I might consider it. But you want to buy information about my employer? Are you questioning my professional ethics?"

The moment he finished speaking, he immediately cursed again.

"Fuck, you bastard, you really made me hesitate.

No, you'll have to add another payment. I need to return the money my employer gave me, or my good reputation will end up just like my ass."

As he spoke, Deadpool covered his mouth and looked around nervously.

Noah's mouth twitched. You have professional ethics, my ass.

But he had no intention of ending things there.

The Corpse-Eating Insects had already blocked the surrounding cameras, so he could act without restraint now.

Thus, Noah curled his lips into a smile.

"Sorry, the price just dropped.

My new offer is eight million!"

As he spoke, countless black insects suddenly flew out from behind Noah.

The black tide descended once more!

Seeing so many insects fly out, Frank was utterly shocked, while Deadpool's body stiffened.

The situation seemed to have gone somewhat beyond his expectations.

What the hell were these bugs?

Following his principle of using his body to test anything suspicious, he decisively charged into the swarm.

The next instant...

"Ah... ahhh... what the fuck is this shit? Fuck, I demand a higher price."

Listening to Deadpool's voice, Noah was briefly unsure whether he was in pain or enjoying himself.

But regardless, Noah's expression was cold.

At that moment, he had only one thought.

Find the enemy, and then... kill him!

Let me explain. This book does not involve the mutant storyline, so mutants theoretically will not appear. Also, the setting is mainly based on the movies, because the comics are too messy and can easily derail the story. Of course, it is not entirely based on the movies either, since the movies can sometimes be far too underwhelming in terms of portrayal. In short, please use this book's setting as the standard. If you have objections, you are welcome to raise them. If they are reasonable, appropriate adjustments will be made. Um... that's all.

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