Don't Even Think About Making Me Swallow These Things

Noah's eyes turned cold.

He recognized that red mask very well.

He just hadn't expected to see this guy.

"Dodge!"

Noah roared.

Frank didn't say anything; he was already doing it.

With his superhuman reaction speed, the rapidly turning tires smoked from friction.

With a clang, the truck's front collided with the back of their car.

The small car nearly lost control from the impact.

Fortunately, Frank was calm enough to regain stability quickly.

Then, they saw an astonishing sight.

The truck, without even braking, crashed straight into a roadside shop.

Frank's pupils constricted.

"Boss, that's a suicide attacker!"

Noah said grimly, "That's right, that's Deadpool."

Frank didn't notice the difference at all, only saying, "I'll investigate this immediately after we get back.

The guy was wearing a mask, so I couldn't see his face, but wherever he shows up, he always leaves a trace."

Noah then said, "Frank, get your weapon ready!"

"What?"

Frank was a little surprised.

No one could have survived a crash like that.

That guy was definitely dead.

Could there be an ambush nearby?

The thought flashed through his mind, and he immediately dismissed it.

This wasn't Hell's Kitchen; the other side wouldn't deploy gunmen in this location.

Before he could figure it out, what happened next made him understand what his boss meant.

A person crawled out from the crushed front of the truck.

The person was wearing an ugly, tight red suit and a rather strange mask, completely lacking any aesthetic appeal.

At that moment, the person was cursing and pulling a shard of glass stuck in their arm.

Then, almost visibly, the bleeding arm stopped bleeding and soon showed no sign of injury.

This monster has incredibly strong regenerative abilities!

Frank's expression turned serious.

Noah remained silent, his face shifting between grim and uncertain.

He never expected Deadpool to show up here.

Who hired this guy who only cared about money and not people?

Then he realized things were getting troublesome!

He could leave, but he couldn't.

Because he couldn't be sure he'd be lucky enough to dodge next time.

So he had to deal with this big problem right now.

Yes, a big problem.

Even Kingpin, that underworld emperor, was just a minor issue in his eyes now.

But Deadpool was definitely a big problem for him.

Because Kingpin had to follow rules, and he didn't have immortality.

As long as Noah was willing, with multiple Tyrants deployed, Kingpin wouldn't be able to survive.

But Deadpool didn't care about any of that.

He wasn't even sure if his methods could kill this guy who could recover even if turned into a pile of meat.

"Frank, take him down!"

"Be careful, this guy is immortal."

Frank nodded solemnly, feeling it was tricky but not impossible.

Being unkillable and being uninjurable were two different concepts.

Meanwhile, Noah was also considering that this guy's genes should be quite good.

Perhaps they could bring some inspiration to his research.

Over there, Deadpool drew the swords from his back.

"Hey, hey, why aren't you guys leaving yet? You might have had a chance to escape just now. Are you staying because you've got your eyes on my ass?"

As he spoke, Deadpool exaggeratedly covered his backside.

Noah's expression darkened.

This guy might be the only person in the world more venomous than Tony Stark.

Tony Stark used his intelligence to mock others, while Deadpool purely used his foul mouth to make everyone who knew him want to kill him.

Just like now, anger flashed in Frank's eyes.

Frank drew the pistol from his waist and started shooting.

Deadpool cooperated with evasive movements.

His arms, legs, and even his waist twisted with great effort, as if he could actually dodge them.

But in reality, seeing the bullet holes appearing on Deadpool's body, the two of them wore the same expression.

This idiot!

They couldn't think of any other word to describe him.

But Deadpool's complete lack of reaction, aside from the insults, directly provoked Frank.

He had thought immortality was just an exaggeration, but now it seemed it might be real.

Fortunately, the bullets weren't without effect on Deadpool; at least, they hindered his movements before his wounds could heal.

While the two were entangled, Noah wasn't idle.

He glanced at the surrounding cameras, then avoided them and created a large number of ghoul worms.

His healing ability reached the level of immortality, but a person's energy must be limited, right?

He refused to believe Deadpool could still be so fearless under the consumption of countless worms.

With this confidence, he was considering how to get information about the enemy from Deadpool.

On the other side, Deadpool was still tangling with Frank.

It was just that Deadpool's immortality was clearly causing Frank a lot of trouble.

Most importantly, he had successfully angered Frank with that foul mouth.

Noah shook his head repeatedly as he watched.

As expected, when it came to trash talk, Deadpool was top-tier.

Then, he spoke loudly:

"I'll give you 10 million. Just tell me who sent you. You should know I'm actually quite rich."

After saying this, Noah clearly saw Deadpool's body pause.

But soon, Deadpool opened his mouth and started to mock.

"Hey, hey, you're my target. If you use this 10 million to buy my ass, I might consider it. But you want to buy my employer's information? Are you questioning my professional ethics?"

As soon as he finished, he immediately cursed again.

"Fuck, you bastard, you actually made me tempted. No, you need to add another portion. I have to return the money my employer gave me, otherwise, my good reputation will be like my ass."

Saying this, Deadpool directly covered his mouth and looked around guiltily.

Noah's mouth twitched. What professional ethics do you have?

However, he had no intention of stopping there.

The ghoul worms had already covered the surrounding cameras, so he could be more unrestrained.

So, Noah smirked.

"Sorry, the price has dropped. My new offer is eight million!"

As he spoke, countless black worms suddenly flew out from behind Noah.

The black tide had descended once more!

Seeing so many worms flying out, Frank was extremely surprised, while Deadpool's body stiffened.

The scene seemed to be a bit beyond his expectations.

What the hell is this bug!

Adhering to the principle of testing problems with his body, he decisively charged into the swarm of bugs.

The next moment…

"Aow… aow aow… what kind of crap is this, fuck, I demand a raise."

Hearing Deadpool's voice, Noah was momentarily unsure if he was in pain or pleasure.

But regardless, Noah's expression was cold.

At this moment, he had only one thought.

Find the enemy, and then… kill him!

Let me explain, this book does not involve the mutant storyline, so theoretically, mutants will not appear. Additionally, the setting is primarily based on the movies, as the comics are too messy and prone to falling apart. Of course, it's not entirely based on the movie settings either, as sometimes the movies' portrayals are too lackluster. In short, please use this book's settings as the benchmark. If you have any objections, feel free to bring them up, and if they are reasonable, adjustments will be made accordingly. Well… that's all.