Apocalypse Homebody: The Safest Bet
Chapter 49

You're So Good At This

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But before we start, Shen Jin's eyes darted around, noticing Su Lele's attractive figure, dressed in a set of dirty autumn clothes.

It looked completely out of place.

Is this "A Beggar University Student's Life of Aid.avi"?

"Cough, cough. Wait a moment."

Shen Jin had raided an export clothing factory a few days ago, and there were still plenty of women's clothes in stock.

He casually grabbed a set of women's clothing and tossed it to Su Lele.

"Go change in the back room."

Su Lele looked at the plaid shirt, short skirt, and cotton stockings.

Her face turned so red it looked like it could bleed. "Shen Senior, you're so good at this..."

Shen Jin was completely bewildered.

Su Lele had already taken the clothes into the back room.

"I was just checking if your current clothes were hiding any weapons. I don't know what you're thinking."

Then, very naturally, he opened the footage from the pinhole camera in the back room on his computer.

After a while...

Shen Jin touched his nosebleed.

"Oh no, it can cross space and directly hit my nasal cavity."

Then he naturally lay down on the bed, exposing his feet.

"Isn't this how foot massages are done on TV?"

How can I pretend to be a regular at a foot massage place? Waiting online. It's urgent!

Soon, Su Lele came out, biting her lip.

Shen Jin put on a serious face. "Just a little massage is fine. I need to rest early tonight, I have to save the world tomorrow."

Su Lele playfully gave Shen Jin a glare. "I know, Senior!"

Seeing Su Lele's charmingly coquettish expression, Shen Jin pulled the blanket up a bit.

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Enjoying Su Lele's inexperienced massage, Her strength wasn't great, but the atmosphere was perfect.

"Ah~ So comfortable."

Especially when he occasionally glanced at her delicate face and her expression as she bit her lip, It was simply...

Shen Jin suddenly felt like maybe he had been too demanding before.

Suddenly, Shen Jin felt a chill.

"Wait! Why are you lifting my blanket?"

"Ah!" 〣(Δ)〣

The next morning.

Shen Jin woke up alone in bed, feeling a sense of loss.

"I'm not pure anymore, sniff sniff~"

He never expected that the body he had guarded for 26 years would be taken by a scheming junior.

"Wait! If that thing didn't happen, would I still be... a virgin?"

With a head full of strange thoughts, Shen Jin went to knock on Yang Ao's door.

It was all Yang Ao's fault for acting on his own initiative. Today, he had to teach him a lesson!

"Knock, knock, knock!"

"Yang Ao, get out here! If you don't come out, I'll make a hole and come in myself!"

A woman's startled cry came from inside, along with the sound of things crashing around.

Soon, Yang Ao came out, disheveled.

"Brother Jin, what's wrong..."

Yang Ao was extremely guilty, terrified that his arrangements might backfire.

"Uh, don't take matters into your own hands anymore!"

As expected, I was too presumptuous. Yang Ao's expression turned awkward.

"Cough, cough. I just put two steaks in the fridge. After we eat, come with me to rescue someone."

Then Shen Jin paced away.

Yang Ao's expression suddenly became wonderfully complex.

"Is Brother Jin... satisfied or not?"

A moment later, the mature Li Jie had breakfast with Yang Ao, and managed to snag half a steak for herself.

Her ruby-red lips were glistening with oil, and she kept giving Yang Ao flirtatious glances.

If it weren't for the mission later, Yang Ao would have definitely let her experience the power of a Transcendent again!

"Tut tut tut~"

The two rode their electric scooters through the tunnel to the sign for 'Kind Auntie'.

They were still fully armed.

Even though their combat skills had improved several times after drinking the Gene Serum, playing it safe was never a bad idea.

Sometimes, an extra helmet could save a life.

Especially if you accidentally got zombie blood splashed into your eyes and got infected.

Who would you even complain to?

After cautiously probing a few times and confirming there were no zombies above, Yang Ao jumped out first.

Shen Jin followed closely behind.

The two naturally fell into a back-to-back stance, holding their swords with both hands, they scanned their surroundings vigilantly.

"The zombies on the street haven't spotted us. Target: the young ladies on the next floor!"

"Okay, I'll sneak in."

The sliding door was locked, and there was no other way to enter on the first floor.

"Let me," Shen Jin, afraid Yang Ao would break the glass and attract nearby zombies, prepared to use his pickaxe to make a hole in the wall.

"Brother Jin, no need, watch this!"

Yang Ao pulled a thin piece of wire from his pocket and jimmied open the sliding door next to the floor-to-ceiling window in a few moves.

He was also bold and skilled, charging straight in.

Shen Jin shook his head. He tossed a few clumps of dirt to block the doorway and then followed him in.

"Anyone home? We're not exactly good people!"

"Is the young lady at home? The water delivery is here~"

The two shouted their "well-intentioned" calls, but no one responded.

Shen Jin found it a bit strange. He looked at the electric toy on the table and picked it up.

The tip was dry, but a little sticky.

It was out of battery.

Yang Ao quickly searched the entire room. "Brother Jin, were the people here rescued?"

Shen Jin touched the table; there was no dust.

"Something's not right. The room's furnishings are all normal, there are no signs of forced entry, nor any signs that the owner packed up and left. And it's too clean, didn't you notice?"

Yang Ao also felt these details were abnormal. "Could we have been discovered? But we didn't hear anyone leave."

Shen Jin didn't jump to conclusions. "Let's go check upstairs."

Shen Jin sealed off the first floor with dirt and entered each room, eliminating any zombies he encountered.

He spent the entire morning clearing all 26 floors.

He didn't find the 'Kind Auntie', but he did find the 'Timid Aunt and Uncle'.

A pair of trembling middle-aged couple.

They had been trapped at home. Before the apocalypse, their father in the countryside had just hauled over 300 jin of flour for them.

Before they could process it, the apocalypse descended.

The two relied on steamed buns to survive until now.

Then, just as they were about to steam their last batch of buns today, the door suddenly vanished!

Two ecstatic Iron Men came in from outside, wanting to take them away.

"Two big brothers... can we not go? And also... could you return our door?"

Shen Jin certainly wouldn't let go of these two tool-people.

"Don't worry, you can take your things and come with me. It's not safe here."

The middle-aged man said sheepishly, "I think it's fine... we haven't been attacked these past few months."

Shen Jin gave a simple, honest smile. "You will be soon. When we leave, I'll open the main entrance of the apartment building and set off some firecrackers. I wonder if you can block the rampaging zombies without a door?"

Middle-aged couple: "???"

Yang Ao looked at Shen Jin's foolishly smiling face and felt as if a little devil was cheering on top of his head.

Did Su Lele help him break through yesterday?

The middle-aged man glanced at the two people holding swords and swallowed with difficulty. "Whether they're zombies or not isn't important, the main thing is we also want to change our living environment."

Shen Jin nodded with satisfaction. "Very good, let's go then!"

He turned his head and said to Yang Ao again, "See? Many times, we just need to reason with people. No need to draw your sword at the drop of a hat."

You broke down the door and let the zombies in. Are you sure that's reasoning?

Yang Ao broke out in a cold sweat.

The group who went down into the tunnel didn't notice that a figure with an exaggeratedly curved silhouette flashed by on the roof of the 26th floor.

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