Staying Home Is the Safest Option
Chapter 279

Pour This Yellow Broth into Your Mouth-Nothing Wakes a Dog Like This!

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Two enormous lumps of crap fell from the sky,

Even the red-haired zombie sensed danger, and it let out a furious roar,

"Roar!"

It beat its red-striped pectorals like a gorilla,

The surrounding houses and the stone bricks underground all flew toward its body,

The suction was powerful, but it was not as fast as those two lumps of "heaven-sent crap"!

It only managed to gather a thin protective layer before the two sparking lumps of crap struck it,

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

Two explosions erupted like a missile bombardment, flames sweeping hundreds of meters around,

Iron Fist and Liu Yang both relied on their special abilities to avoid getting burned,

A faint white light flashed over Hu Shou's slightly damaged black trench coat, and the flames automatically parted before him,

Shen Jin and the others were in the sky. Though the blast had not hit them, they still felt the towering waves of heat!

Could such a powerful strike actually hurt it?

Everyone held their breath and focused,

Waiting for the flames to slowly fade,

They saw that the rocks the zombie had hastily gathered had provided no protection at all,

The face struck by Flying Dung from Beyond the Heavens had a huge crater blasted into it, dripping with blood. Black threads inside could still be seen frantically repairing it beside the bones,

The zombie's head was covered in yellow-green dried solids,

Shen Jin sniffed. "Now that's a move with a smell."

Everyone else covered their noses,

"It's powerful, sure, but the way it attacks and the stuff used to launch it are a little too good at ruining your appetite."

"Just bear with it. A few more shots will blow the red-haired zombie to death. Worst case, we skip a meal."

"This move reminded me that those two seem

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