You're Really Good at This

But before they began, Shen Jin's eyes shifted as he took in Su Lele's lovely figure, dressed in a filthy autumn outfit.

It looked especially out of place.

"Charity Life of a Beggar College Student.avi?"

"Ahem. Wait a moment."

A few days ago, Shen Jin had raided a factory that exported clothing, and there was still plenty of women's clothing in stock.

He casually grabbed a set of women's clothes and tossed it to Su Lele.

"Go change in the inner room."

Su Lele looked at the plaid shirt, short skirt, and cotton stockings.

Her face turned so red it looked ready to bleed. "Senior Shen, you're really good at this."

Shen Jin looked utterly confused.

Su Lele had already carried the clothes into the inner room.

"I just wanted to check whether you had any hidden weapons in your clothes. What were you even thinking?"

Then, completely naturally, he opened the feed from the hidden camera in the inner room on his computer.

After a while,

Shen Jin wiped at his nosebleed.

"This is bad. It can strike my nasal cavity directly across space."

Then he very naturally lay down on the bed and stuck his feet out from beneath the covers.

"That's how foot massages work on TV, right?"

How could he pretend to be a regular at a foot massage parlor? Waiting online. Pretty urgent!

Soon, Su Lele came out while biting her lip.

Shen Jin put on a serious expression. "Just knead them a little. I need to rest early later. I still have to save the world tomorrow."

Su Lele gave Shen Jin a coquettish glare. "Got it, Senior!"

Seeing Su Lele's bashful expression, Shen Jin pulled the blanket up a little higher.

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He enjoyed Su Lele's inexperienced massage.

She was not very strong, but the atmosphere was perfect.

"Ahh, that feels good."

Especially when he occasionally glanced at her delicate face and the little expression she made while biting her lip.

It was simply...

Shen Jin suddenly wondered whether he had been setting his standards too high before.

Suddenly, Shen Jin felt a chill.

"Wait! Why are you lifting my blanket?"

"Ah!" 〣(Δ)〣

The next morning.

Shen Jin woke up alone in bed, feeling strangely lost.

"I'm no longer pure, sob sob sob~"

Who would have thought that the body he had guarded for twenty-six years would be taken by a scheming junior schoolmate?

"Wait! If that thing didn't happen, then am I still... technically a virgin?"

With a head full of strange thoughts, Shen Jin went over and knocked on Yang Ao's door.

It was all Yang Ao's fault for acting on his own. He had to teach him a lesson today!

Bang bang bang!

"Yang Ao, get your ass out here! If you don't come out, I'll make a hole and come in myself!"

A woman's startled cry came from inside, followed by a burst of clattering noises.

Very soon, Yang Ao came out looking disheveled.

"What is it, Brother Jin?"

Yang Ao felt extremely guilty, afraid that his arrangements had backfired.

"Well, from now on, don't make decisions on your own!"

So I really was being too presumptuous. Yang Ao's expression instantly became awkward.

"Ahem. I just put two steaks in the fridge. After we eat, come with me to rescue someone."

Then Shen Jin strolled away. He just left.

The expression on Yang Ao's face suddenly became quite colorful.

"Was Brother Jin... satisfied or dissatisfied?"

A while later, the mature Li Jie had breakfast with Yang Ao and managed to get half a steak for herself.

Her red lips glistened with oil as she ate, and she kept throwing flirtatious looks at Yang Ao.

If they did not have a mission shortly, Yang Ao would definitely have let her experience the power of a Superhuman again!

"Vroom vroom vroom~"

The two rode their electric scooters through the underground passage and arrived before the sign for "Kind Auntie."

They were still fully armed.

Although their abilities had improved several times over after drinking the Gene Serum, being cautious was never wrong.

Sometimes, one extra helmet could save a life.

Especially if Zombie blood accidentally splashed into their eyes and infected them with the virus.

Who could they complain to then?

After probing several times and confirming that there were no Zombies above, Yang Ao was the first to jump out.

Shen Jin followed closely behind him.

The two naturally stood back-to-back.

With swords in both hands, they vigilantly scanned their surroundings.

"The Zombies on the street haven't noticed us. Target: the young lady next door!"

"Alright, I'll sneak in."

The sliding door was locked, and there was no other way to enter from the first floor.

"Let me do it." Shen Jin was afraid Yang Ao would smash the glass and draw the surrounding Zombies over, so he prepared to use his pickaxe to make a hole in the wall.

"Brother Jin, no need. Watch me!"

Yang Ao pulled out a thin piece of wire from his pocket and quickly fiddled open the sliding door beside the floor-to-ceiling window.

Confident in his skills, he charged straight inside.

Shen Jin shook his head. He tossed down several chunks of Dirt to block the entrance, then followed him in.

"Anyone home? We're not good people."

"Is the young lady home? The water delivery is here~"

The two called out "kindly" a few times, but no one answered.

Shen Jin found it a little strange. Looking at the electric toy on the table, he picked it up for a look.

The front end was dry, but slightly sticky.

It was out of power.

Yang Ao quickly checked every room. "Brother Jin, could the people here have been rescued?"

Shen Jin touched the table. There was no dust.

"Something's off. Everything in this house is arranged normally. There are no signs of a forced entry, nor any signs that the owner packed up and left. And it's too clean. Didn't you notice?"

Yang Ao also sensed something strange about those details. "Could we have been discovered? But we didn't hear anyone leaving."

Shen Jin did not jump to a conclusion. "Come on, let's check upstairs."

Shen Jin sealed off the first floor with Dirt, then entered each apartment one by one, killing any Zombies they encountered.

By the end of the morning, the two had searched all twenty-six floors.

They did not find Kind Auntie, but they found Timid Aunt and Uncle.

They were a trembling middle-aged couple.

They had been trapped at home the entire time. Before the apocalypse, the husband's father from the countryside had happened to bring them three hundred jin of flour.

Before they had the chance to deal with it, the apocalypse arrived.

The two had survived until now by steaming buns.

Then, just as they were about to steam their final batch of buns today,

their door suddenly disappeared!

Two ecstatic Iron Men entered from outside and wanted to take them away.

"Gentlemen... can we not go? Also... it would be best if you gave us back our door."

Shen Jin naturally would not let two useful laborers go.

"Don't worry. You can bring your belongings and come with me. It isn't safe here."

The middle-aged man said awkwardly, "I think it's been alright. We haven't been attacked these past few months."

Shen Jin gave a simple-minded smile. "You will be soon. When we leave, I'll open the main entrance of the apartment building and set off a string of firecrackers. I wonder whether you can stop the crazed Zombies without a door?"

The middle-aged couple: "???"

Looking at Shen Jin's goofy smile, Yang Ao felt as though a little devil were cheering above his head.

Had Su Lele helped him unlock something yesterday?

The middle-aged man looked at the two sword-wielding men and swallowed with difficulty. "Zombies aren't important. The main thing is that we also want to change our living environment."

Shen Jin nodded in satisfaction. "Very good. Then let's go!"

Then he turned to Yang Ao and added, "See? A lot of the time, we just need to reason with people. Don't draw your sword at every little thing."

You tore down their door and were going to let Zombies in. You call that reasoning?

Yang Ao broke out in a cold sweat.

None of the people heading down into the underground passage noticed a curvaceous figure flash past on the rooftop of the twenty-sixth floor.

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