Douluo: Prolific Blessings Begin at Heavenly Water Academy
Chapter 25

Chen Yue: "Fuck, Don't Tell Me Someone Stole My Kidney?"

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Sore waist!

Aching back!

Cramped hands!

Numb feet!

Buzzing head!

Those were Chen Yue's first sensations after waking up!

He lay in the grass, in such pain that he could barely open his eyes. Rubbing the back of his head, where he had been knocked unconscious, he cursed, "Which immoral bastard robbed a decent young man like me in broad daylight?"

After arriving in Skywater City and changing into a more imposing outfit, Chen Yue had been completely penniless. His storage pouch contained only a Spirit Hall Guard Captain token, the certificate Bibi Dong had given him to leave Spirit City, and an Honorary Elder token.

As for... Soul Coins? Chen Yue did not have even a single copper coin, all right?

"Holy shit, don't tell me they stole my kidney?"

Feeling pain around his waist, Chen Yue jumped in fright and hurriedly felt around. He even used Soul Power to inspect himself. Thankfully, thankfully, nothing was wrong...

"Wait, why am I... level forty-nine? And my Innate Soul Power is... level two? Fuck!?"

The moment Chen Yue circulated his Soul Power, he instantly sensed that something was off with his Soul Power level. Based on the theory and practice he had learned at Spirit Hall, these Soul Power fluctuations were absolutely not something a Soul Elder could produce.

Once he sensed his Soul Power level, he was completely dumbfounded!

How had he gone from level thirty-one to level forty-nine after just one nap?

And why had his Innate Soul Power gone from innate level one to innate level two?

The dumbfounded Chen Yue was truly dumbfounded. He gradually began questioning his life... What had happened?

After lying on the ground for a full quarter of an hour, he finally came back to his senses. Looking around, he found nothing. However, being observant, he noticed a large area around him marked by fire. But... so what? It was just burnt grass...

"Right, system notifications!"

Chen Yue's feet were so numb that he could not get up for the time being. Suddenly, he smacked his forehead and hurriedly opened the system notifications.

But!

The notifications one after another nearly left him completely numb!

Ding, congratulations to the host for marrying Liu Yanlong of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan and leaving behind an offspring. Guaranteed reward issued: Lifespan +10!

Chen Yue: "???"

He scrolled to the earliest notification, and it utterly numbed him. His mind even went blank.

What the hell!?

Liu Yanlong!?

Wasn't she supposed to be traveling the world with Flander and that monkey-faced master or whatever?

However!

The notifications he kept scrolling through nearly made Chen Yue's jaw drop!

Ding, congratulations to the host for having a second offspring (twins). Guaranteed reward issued: Lifespan +10. Ding, congratulations to the host for having a third offspring (triplets). Reward: Lifespan +10. Ding, congratulations to the host for having a fourth offspring (quadruplets). Reward: Lifespan +10.

Chen Yue: "???"

He quickly covered his eyes and took several deep breaths. Back in his previous life, this would have been absolutely explosive—earth-shattering, even!

No, my poor heart can't take this!

In broad daylight, a decent young man like me had actually been... The key was that aside from my sore waist, aching back, and cramped hands, I hadn't felt a thing!?

Chen Yue felt like crying but had no tears. Only after taking deep breaths for a full quarter of an hour did he finally calm himself down.

"Fine, quadruplets it is!"

"From the way she knocked me out, it's obvious she doesn't want me to know..."

With that thought, he finally let out a long breath and continued scrolling through the system notifications.

Ding, congratulations to the host for having a fifth offspring (quintuplets). Reward: Lifespan +10.

Chen Yue: "..."

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