Teaching in Naruto: The System Says I'm Tsunade's Student
Chapter 29

Who Is the Most Beautiful in Konoha?

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Though he often said Kakashi Hatake was physically weak, as an elite among Jonin, he definitely had no shortage of Chakra.

Even one-tenth of his Chakra was more than that of an average Chunin.

More importantly, where there was one, there would be two. There would definitely be more missions with similar rewards in the future.

With infinite stacking, surpassing Hashirama Senju and Naruto Uzumaki would no longer be a dream.

It was just that this mission would not be easy to complete.

The Sexy Jutsu was not difficult, but Naruto Uzumaki had yet to create it. He had not even mastered the Transformation Technique.

"After hearing this story, what do you think?"

Beizawa looked at the thoughtful Naruto Uzumaki and asked.

"If I run into enemies in the future, I can use the Transformation Technique to turn into a beautiful woman. That'll definitely let me seize the initiative!"

Naruto Uzumaki declared spiritedly.

"Just as expected of you!"

Beizawa praised him.

In a sense, Naruto Uzumaki in the original story was the kind of character with no shame.

Whether it was creating the Sexy Jutsu, wearing Green Spandex, or using Thousand Years of Death, he could do it all.

"Hehe, it's all thanks to you, Teacher."

Naruto Uzumaki scratched his head, then asked curiously, "Teacher Beizawa, are there any other unofficial stories about Madara Uchiha?"

"We'll talk about unofficial history next time."

Beizawa cleared his throat and said, "Don't forget what we're here for today."

"Mm, I'm definitely going to learn the Transformation Technique today!"

Naruto Uzumaki stood up, fully revived, and said, "I'll keep practicing!"

Youth really was something to envy.

Watching Naruto Uzumaki brimming with life, Beizawa could not help but sigh. Being a Jinchuriki was actually pretty good—his recovery was strong.

That was, provided he did not run into a Hokage with something wrong in the head.

Compared to him, Kushina Uzumaki had been much luckier than Naruto Uzumaki.

Saturday and Sunday passed in the blink of an eye.

After working hard, Naruto Uzumaki finally succeeded in using the Transformation Technique once.

Though it had taken him two days, making him much slower than Sasuke Uchiha and the others, he had still surpassed most children his age.

After all, ordinary students needed six years to master the Three Body Techniques.

"Ha ha ha!"

Naruto Uzumaki was so excited that he began imitating Sasuke Uchiha.

It was no wonder he was so happy. The Transformation Technique was the first ninjutsu he had mastered in his life.

"This doesn't feel right."

Beizawa shook his head as he watched Naruto Uzumaki laugh wildly.

"Teacher Beizawa!"

After laughing enough, Naruto Uzumaki asked, "Do you know who the most beautiful female ninja in Konoha is?"

Tsunade immediately came to Beizawa's mind—the woman whose children would never go hungry.

After all, in many people's eyes, bigger was more beautiful.

Not to mention that Tsunade was beautiful and had a long shelf life.

"What do you want to know that for?"

Beizawa raised an eyebrow and asked.

"I want to use her as the target of my Transformation Technique."

Naruto Uzumaki explained seriously, "Only the most beautiful female ninja can confuse the enemy."

"Your idea is indeed right, but only half right."

Beizawa shook his head and said, "Beauty alone isn't enough. It also needs to be shocking."

"Isn't beauty itself shocking?"

Naruto Uzumaki asked in confusion.

"You don't understand men."

Beizawa patted him on the shoulder and said, "What men like isn't just beauty, but beauty plus sexiness."

A beautiful woman wearing clothes was certainly eye-catching, but a beautiful woman without clothes was more than merely eye-catching.

In the original story, Naruto Uzumaki's Sexy Jutsu was the latter.

"I don't understand."

After thinking for a moment, Naruto Uzumaki shook his head.

Beizawa frowned slightly.

That stumped him, because he couldn't possibly take Naruto Uzumaki to some pleasure district.

Though in the ninja world, such pleasure districts were all legitimate businesses.

Jiraiya was proof enough.

In the original story, whenever he appeared, he was often surrounded by fine wine and beautiful women.

Beizawa refused to believe Jiraiya was like Panga, unable to handle such deep waters.

Any normal man would have long since taken to it like a fish to water, practicing the art of fierce battles every day.

But Naruto Uzumaki was different.

He was just a child.

Beizawa had no desire to get fired the next day for entering the school grounds with his left foot first.

Getting fired would already be considered lucky. Who knew what torture might await him otherwise?

"There's no rush. Master the Transformation Technique completely first."

Beizawa chose to trust that those who came later would have their own wisdom.

After all, in the original story, Naruto Uzumaki had created the Sexy Jutsu on his own without any teacher.

A new week began.

After breakfast, Beizawa headed straight for the Ninja Academy's conference room.

He had arrived rather late, and more than half the seats in the conference room were already occupied.

"Senior Beizawa!"

Umino Iruka's voice rang out.

Beizawa looked over reflexively and saw him with Mizuki.

"Beizawa."

Once he drew closer, Mizuki asked with a smile, "How many of your questions do you think will be selected this time?"

"I don't know."

Beizawa shook his head. "It depends on luck."

"What luck? It's all skill."

Umino Iruka said admiringly, "For the past three years, Senior Beizawa, you've always had the most selected—ten whole questions!"

The Ninja Academy's exams were much like those from Beizawa's previous life, with multiple-choice questions, fill-in-the-blanks, and subjective questions.

Altogether, there were only around fifty questions.

Yet Beizawa alone accounted for one-fifth of them.

"Mizuki, you too—you're very capable."

Umino Iruka added, "Last year, nine of your questions were selected. You nearly surpassed Senior Beizawa."

"..."

Mizuki clenched his fists reflexively.

Why did he have to bring up exactly what hurt?

"As for me, I'm just here to participate."

Umino Iruka took a nervous deep breath and said, "If even one of my questions gets selected, I'll be more than satisfied."

"As far as I know, the Hokage personally selects the questions every year."

Mizuki glanced at the calm-faced Beizawa and said, "Perhaps the Hokage has changed the selection criteria this year."

"The Hokage chooses them personally?"

Worry appeared on Umino Iruka's face. "What if one of my questions displeases the Hokage?"

"Don't worry. The Hokage has always been generous and tolerant. He won't blame you."

Mizuki smiled with the air of someone who knew exactly what he was talking about.

Just then, Vice Principal Hisao Sarutobi walked in.

Everyone immediately stopped talking and looked at him.

"I will now announce the number of questions selected from each of you."

Hisao Sarutobi did not waste any time and read aloud, "Beizawa, thirty questions."

"What?"

The conference room instantly erupted into commotion.

The reason was simple.

Every teacher had submitted thirty questions, and by unspoken convention, no one usually had more than fifteen selected.

After all, they had to consider everyone's feelings.

"How many? Was there some kind of mistake?"

Mizuki's smile froze, disbelief washing over him.

"Yeah."

Umino Iruka's pupils contracted as he instinctively echoed him.

He had no issue with Beizawa—quite the opposite, he greatly admired him.

But no matter how much he admired him, having every single question selected was simply absurd.

"These were chosen by Lord Hokage. There can be no mistake."

Hisao Sarutobi said in a deep voice.

In truth, he had thought something was wrong when he first saw it as well.

But he did not dare question Hiruzen Sarutobi. Even if there had been a mistake, he could only let it stand.

Beizawa raised an eyebrow, surprise appearing on his face.

Whoa, a golden legend!

That old geezer isn't even pretending anymore—he just went straight for the privilege.

What? I'm the one benefiting from that privilege? Then it's fine. Lord Hokage is wise!

Clearly, this was Hiruzen Sarutobi's reward for him. The fundamental reason was the care he had shown Naruto Uzumaki during this time.

"Mizuki, five questions... Umino Iruka, one question."

Hisao Sarutobi continued reading.

Because Beizawa alone had taken up thirty questions, everyone else's share had been drastically reduced.

After Hisao Sarutobi finished reading, he left the meeting room.

Beizawa did not linger either.

Since the first class was his, he followed him out and headed for the classroom.

"Damn it!"

Mizuki finally could not hold it in any longer, his face twisting into a mask of pain.

He had lost the year before last, lost the year before that, lost again last year, and now he had lost this year too. If this kept up, he would have no face left!

"Mizuki, it's okay. Second place is impressive too."

Seeing his distorted expression, Umino Iruka hurriedly tried to comfort him.

"..."

Mizuki instantly broke.

How was that any different from saying, "Small is cute too"?

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