How Am I Still Alive?
Chapter 1343

Side Jobs

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In this extraordinary multiverse, due to the coordinate relationship between "names" and "existence," Professionals who reached a certain level often needed several aliases.

Yet their most resounding one usually represented their greatest achievement, or the aspect of their lives best known to the world.

For example, a Professional's life stages might be depicted by "Bloody Twin Swords," "Bursting Twin Tornadoes," "Death Harvester," and "Left Hand Sword God." Perhaps those names carried some malice, perhaps they sounded rather decisive, but most of the time, one could tell what they did from their names, and they lived up to those names when met in person. Except this time...

"Cat Herder Lu PingAn... Is this the world's malice?!"

When Lu PingAn's first title among high-level Professionals began to spread, both Lu PingAn himself and the "cat" sensed an intense malice behind it.

"Cat?!"

Obviously, that cat referred to Chris. Even if someone had previously thought Chris's form looked like Big Cat, no one would have dared say it to her face back then.

And Lu PingAn, who "enslaved Cat Cat," had a feeling that he would soon inexplicably trend online and suffer a wave of cyberbullying.

"...Although it's basically true, this name..."

It was neither mighty nor righteous. It even carried a certain charm of bullying the weak and fearing the strong. In future battles, he could skip introducing himself—unless he wanted his opponents to laugh themselves to death.

"I didn't enslave Cat Cat. I enslaved a wildcat. Cough, that thing seems to have an even higher protection status than Cat Cat. What I mean is, I enslaved a cat-shaped evil god!"

"The cat-shaped evil god you mean wouldn't happen to be the one with a round head, afraid of mice, fond of snacks, and capable of holding nuclear bombs, would it?"

"Uh,

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