How Am I Still Alive?
Chapter 1542

Travel

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The abandoned land stretched as far as the eye could see. Fierce wasteland wind rock echoed across the Wasteland as the man in the driver's seat happily jerked the steering wheel around. His blind eyes, however, were unforgettable.

Aside from him, the car was filled with equally unforgettable girls. On the half-open roof, Cat Cat and Horned Little Devil stood to the left and right, swaying as they sang merrily in chorus, while Big Cat below covered her ears.

To her, this "noise from the fallen age of clinking metal bottles against liquor bottles" was sheer torture. She regretted it beyond measure and missed her ballet and symphony collection all the more. Lu PingAn had gotten rid of all of it.

"Holy shit!"

They suddenly hit a slope, and the car flew straight into the air, spinning wildly.

The four passengers above sang even more enthusiastically. The one covering her ears shut her eyes as well, while the blind man grew even happier.

But their luck seemed a little bad. The car was falling roof-first.

Smack!

The blind driver stood up and raised a hand toward the sky above him.

With a light slap of that hand, he brought the car to a dead stop.

Then he flicked one finger, then two.

Smack!

The car began spinning again and righted itself.

"Behold my handbrake! Ultimate Art: One-Handed Parking!"

"...A handbrake is definitely not what you just did." Big Cat and energy immediately mocked him.

But the speeding vehicle had already vanished into the distance.

The journey of several dozen kilometers passed in a flash. Even with the mechanics making repairs, the damned environment still wore the vehicles down at an alarming rate.

Lu PingAn directly tossed it into the Courtyard.

"Bring out another one. I'm going to drive to my

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