Primordial Chaos: Card Draw Chat Group, I Clear the Pool in One Shot
Chapter 3

Time to Overthrow the Dogshit Admin

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Ten cards appeared, indistinguishable from those in the Normal Card Pool.

Then.

The familiar scene replayed itself. The very first card was a golden legend.

Congratulations, you have drawn Mythic Method: Essence Refinement. Congratulations, you have drawn Mythic Method: Qi Transformation. Congratulations, you have drawn Mythic Method: Spirit Transmutation. Congratulations, you have drawn Mythic Method: Void Integration.

Four consecutive draws with one click, and every single one was a golden legend.

The Group Members were completely speechless.

Look, look! Didn't a streak of gold already prove the point?

This was no longer a Lucky Emperor. This was a Lucky God! Unlucky Souls like us don't deserve to speak!

This had to be the Luck Demon God the administrator mentioned after Transformation, right? It had to be!

Otherwise, how could every single draw be gold?

No matter how lucky someone was, it should have been impossible for their luck to reach such a level—unless they were the Luck Demon God.

And the remaining cards were still all golden legends.

The Group Members had gone numb.

They could no longer muster any emotion. They had already embraced Buddhist detachment, and a song somehow began playing in all their minds at once.

We are not the same, each of us has different circumstances...

Although the later draws were no longer cultivation methods, the various Celestial Artifacts, Imperial Artifacts, and Elixirs of Immortality still made them drool with envy.

Until the Guaranteed rainbow light appeared.

Numb. Completely numb.

Congratulations, you have drawn the Premium Card Pool's ultimate reward—Heaven-Defying Comprehension Buff 1.0!

Group Members: "..."

Fine, another reward pool's good stuff had been wiped clean.

Ding! Congratulations to Liu Feng for drawing the ultimate reward from the Premium Card Pool. The reward pool will be updated in three months!

At that moment, somewhere the Group Members could not see.

Who exactly is this Liu Feng? Why is his luck so heaven-defying? I clearly set the odds of obtaining the ultimate reward from the card pool extremely low. How did he draw it right away?

And isn't his luck a little too good? Every draw is at least a Gold Reward.

This isn't something even the Luck Demon God's luck can compare to. If the Luck Demon God's luck had truly been heaven-defying, Pangu would not have chopped him to death.

But if that isn't the case, why is his luck so absurdly good?

This isn't scientific!

No, when the reward pool updates this time, I'll lower the odds of good items by another one-in-a-million. I refuse to believe he can clear out the reward pool in one go again!

If it still happens, then I'll have to study this Liu Feng properly... Hehe!

Liu Feng had no idea that his abnormal performance had caught the group owner's attention.

At this moment, he looked at the rewards from his Ten-Pull, feeling absolutely delighted.

Sure enough, his luck was as good as ever. Even in the chat group, it was the same!

It had not been in vain that I gambled my entire fortune. With this Mythic Method and the Heaven-Defying Comprehension Buff, I refuse to believe I still can't become immortal or undergo Transformation.

Yun Miao: "Big Shot, please support me! I can warm up the chat, I can go 'ying ying,' cute girl begging for protection.jpg!"

Yun Miao was completely dumbfounded when she saw the Mythic Method!

Although the Primordial World was a top-tier great thousand world, the Mythic Method should still be an existence beyond even the highest tier, right? Even if the Big Shot said he was merely an ordinary willow tree, with the Mythic Method and the Heaven-Defying Comprehension Buff, even a pig could take off. If she did not cling to his thigh now, when would she?

Tu Shan Ya Ya: "Miao Miao, those were supposed to be my lines!"

Yun Miao: "These days, whoever says it first owns it."

Qian Renxue: "I also want support! Please protect me!"

Wang Ye: "Me too..."

Forget it, I'd better not say anything. The Big Shot looked like a straight-laced man. It would be bad if he disliked me for saying it.

Ying Zheng: "@Liu Feng, Big Shot, could you sell me a few Longevity Pills? I know you may not think much of the things from our world, but these are all I have."

Yun Miao: "Brother Zheng, I understand that you want to extend your lifespan, but isn't this a little too humble? You even changed how you refer to yourself?"

Ying Zheng: "I do not have many good years left. Earlier, in order to gather enough points for a Ten-Pull, I had already drained too much of Great Qin's national strength. Yet the best thing I drew was only a bottle of recovery pills. Although they removed the poison from my body, my health is still far worse than before. Now that I see the Big Shot has Longevity Pills, how could I possibly let this chance slip away?"

That made so much sense that I could not refute it. Before death, what did a form of address matter? Who would care?

Liu Feng: "Thank you all for your blessings earlier. They let me draw so many good things. The group chat happens to have a useful feature, so let's celebrate. Everyone should share in the joy!"

Ding! Liu Feng has sent a Luck-Drawing Red Packet. Hurry up and grab it!

As a transmigrator, Yun Miao was the first to claim it.

Then came the other Group Members.

The moment they saw the points they had received, they immediately laughed.

Qian Renxue: "Thank you, Big Shot! I actually grabbed 270 points. That was really not easy, sob sob sob!"

She was so excited she nearly cried. In her world, those points would probably require selling an entire empire!

Wang Ye: "This poor Daoist only grabbed 160 points. Thank you, Big Shot!"

Ying Zheng: "I grabbed 230 points as well. Thank you, Big Shot!"

Yun Miao: "I did fairly well. I grabbed 260 points. Thank you, Big Shot!"

Tu Shan Ya Ya: "Waaah, unfair! Why did I only get 80 points? This is blatant discrimination."

Qian Renxue: "Serves you right. That little fox mocked me earlier, and now karma has come for her!"

Yun Miao: "Hehe, Ya Ya, your luck is truly something else. I never expected Xiao Xue to be the luckiest one this time. What a surprise."

Qian Renxue: "You charlatan, what do you mean by that? Can't my luck be good?"

Yun Miao: "Xiao Xue, if you keep calling me a charlatan, believe it or not, I'll reveal all the idiotic things you do in the future!"

Qian Renxue: "You wouldn't dare! Earlier, you boasted that you were some great immortal who knew everything about us, and you wanted to use that to scam us out of our points. Fortunately, the chat group exposed your malicious intentions. And now you still dare threaten me? Believe it or not, we'll join forces to overthrow you as administrator and support the Big Shot as the new administrator!"

Tu Shan Ya Ya: "That's right. The administrator is unjust, so we should unite and overthrow her."

Wang Ye and Ying Zheng said nothing. Although this administrator did offer some benefits, she would not be easy to overthrow. Qian Renxue and Tu Shan Ya Ya were mostly joking anyway.

Otherwise, as the First Emperor, Ying Zheng would have long wanted to replace Yun Miao as administrator.

Still, the current administrator did indeed know a great deal. After all, as a transmigrator, she possessed an innate advantage.

She knew the futures of their worlds. That was also why Ying Zheng had dared to expend Great Qin's national strength on a Ten-Pull. Since he knew the future, he could naturally make changes.

Yun Miao: "You people... Believe it or not, I'll give you a One-Month Mute Package. Also, I just discovered a new administrator privilege. Once you're muted, you can't grab Red Packets! You don't want to be muted the next time the Big Shot sends one, do you? Evil grin.jpg!"

Tu Shan Ya Ya: "Dogshit admin!"

Yun Miao: "Hm? Ya Ya, what did you say? Why can't I understand it? Is that even a word? What does it mean? Can you explain it? Smile.jpg! Mute warning.jpg!"

Tu Shan Ya Ya angrily punched the ground. That damned Yun Miao was actually shameless enough to abuse her authority. She was truly awful.

Tu Shan Ya Ya: "Ahem, Miao Miao, as the administrator, you have my complete admiration. From now on, I will definitely respect you properly!"

Qian Renxue: "I never expected you to be this kind of fox spirit. I really misjudged you."

Tu Shan Ya Ya: "You're so impressive, then keep resisting! Once you get muted, you'll know your mistake. Besides, your world itself isn't worth much. Right now, you're only getting by on the Big Shot's Red Packets. Could you really resist the administrator?"

With that one sentence, she struck Qian Renxue right where it hurt again.

The fact that their world was some sort of hydrogen continent left Qian Renxue helpless. What could she do? She had been born there.

She had already given up hope on Martial Soul Continent. She only hoped that after she fought her way into the Divine Realm in the future, the Divine Sparks of those gods would be worth some points!

Yun Miao: "@Liu Feng, Big Shot, if you want to be the administrator, I can give the position to you."

Group Members: What a scheming administrator. She was actually putting on a show of retreating in order to advance. Too excessive!

Liu Feng: "Forget it. I do not manage things much anyway. Besides, I need to cultivate for Transformation next. You all know that time is not measured in the Primordial World, and the Tribulation of Calamity could arrive at any time. I need strength.

Also, I have no idea how much time my cultivation will take. By the time I open the group chat again, several decades or even centuries may have passed in this world.

So Yun Miao, you're still more suitable to be the administrator."

Wang Ye: "Big Shot, you can't be joking. If several decades or centuries pass where you are, the grass on our graves may already be several feet tall."

Ying Zheng: "It is truly difficult to imagine. Spending decades or even centuries on a single cultivation session is beyond the imagination of us mortals."

Yun Miao: "Time is not measured in the Primordial World. One or two days in our worlds may be several decades or centuries in the Primordial World.

So there is no need to be so surprised."

When she heard Liu Feng say that she was suited to be the administrator, Yun Miao immediately relaxed. With the Big Shot endorsing her, let's see who still dared talk about overthrowing her.

Liu Feng: "All right, everyone, carry on chatting. I'll go cultivate first. Hopefully, we can meet next time with me in human form!"

With that, Liu Feng closed the group chat.

This haul had been enormous.

Leaving aside a Conceptual Skill and a Heaven-Defying Comprehension Buff, the other rewards alone had nearly made back his investment.

Not to mention the Mythic Method. Although it was only the introductory section, Liu Feng could feel that even with just this section, once he truly cultivated to the Void Integration realm, he would likely have no opponents below the Mystic Immortal realm.

That was why Liu Feng said it was more than worthwhile. It was only a pity about that Innate Low-Grade Treasure, but Liu Feng no longer cared about it. He opened the Mythic Method and began reading it. The Heaven-Defying Comprehension Buff passively activated, allowing him to understand the cultivation method immediately.

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