Xing: "Being an Idol Isn't Easy."
The venue rented by Mihoyo Idol Agency
Recently, the newly popular idol, Miss Chen Xilumeng, is seriously putting on her makeup. Although her stunning looks have a lot to do with her rapid rise to fame in just a few months, what normal girl doesn't like to dress up?
I'm a guy...
Idol Lady silently shed tears in her heart.
Forget it, I'm going all out! So what if he's an idol? I'll show him!
"Which outfit should I wear?" Xing pondered, looking at the row of performance costumes in the closet.
Mihoyo has an exceptionally generous budget in this regard; even the Little Angel complained that she had a lot more clothes after joining the company.
Note: The clothes that Sachi likes are all directly given to her by the agency, which is why Sachi was able to pull out the Yae Miko outfit to promote products in the previous Movie Version.
Kane was standing guard outside the door as a bodyguard, muttered to himself, "I really liked that cheongsam from last time, but it's a pity that Luming seemed a little shy when she wore it..."
"Wear the clothes that the Stigmata gave me, and add a hat." Xing transformed back into the form she had first taken as Chen Xilumeng. The noble and gorgeous dress was now on her, with long ribbons fluttering in the wind behind her, like a pair of delicate cicada wings.
"Hmm... I'm so pretty." Xing pressed down on the two mounds of flesh on her chest and looked at her two small feet encased in high heels, the black and white silk fabric adding to her allure.
Damn it, don't do that to yourself!
The girl, whose sensitivity had increased dramatically due to Natasha's training during this period, gently slapped herself.
"Speaking of Kiana and the others should be here soon, and so should Mom and the others. Hmm, everything will return to normal after the world collision ends. To prevent my Silly Mom from overthinking, I'll continue to keep it from my dear partner." Sachi called Kane in, and under the boy's infatuated gaze, she removed the feather hair ornament from her head and gave him a buff.
"Alright, to prevent the bracelet from malfunctioning due to confusion, I've changed how you appear in other people's minds. Now you can go to the concert without worry." Xing flicked his forehead, covering her mouth and chuckling at his bewildered expression.
Kane, his face flushed, ran away in a panic. Leaning against the door, his heart pounding. "Emma, where has Luming been studying lately? Her destructive power is so much greater than before; I almost couldn't handle it."
"Sigh, I feel like the guard work will be much more difficult in the future. I wonder if I can persuade Luming to go back to the Kaslana Family reform with me. She herself seems unwilling to get involved."
Thinking of this, Kane sighed silently, "The title of Kaslana Saintess has been vacant for hundreds of years."
"Speaking of Saintess, barring any unforeseen circumstances, Julia should be the next Saintess of Saniat, right? I hope she can continue the glory of her predecessor Cecilia. As for the former patriarch..."
Kane looked at the Stigmata on the back of his hand. The bright red lines faintly projected the pattern of a pair of pistols into the air. He clenched his fists, determined to become stronger, strong enough to change his family.
After all, simply running away won't solve anything. This is the awareness he should have as the next head of the Kaslana Family.
Well, speaking of the clan leader's position, Kiana and Sachi don't seem to be very interested.
Sigh, I don't want to be this young master either, but someone has to take up this banner, right?
Speaking of our clan's sacred artifact, it should still be in the hands of the former clan chief. I wonder if I will ever be able to touch the Greatsword Heavenly Fire in my lifetime.
Although I heard that most of the ones that were touched died.
Unbeknownst to Kane, he later not only successfully obtained the Greatsword Heavenly Fire, but also, together with the strongest members of the Kaslana Family's new generation, demonstrated a true "Heavenly Fire Unleashed" in front of the former patriarch.
However, that's a story for another time.
—Every time Tianhuo is drawn, it's to protect someone important—
"Phew, it's been so long since I've been out. I almost forgot who I am," the black-haired woman murmured to herself, looking at the bustling street in front of her.
Wearing a scarf, Ein leaned lazily against her. For this long-awaited outing, she not only did her hair well but also changed into a very trendy outfit, looking every bit the youthful girl.
What puzzled her was why Ein was wearing a short skirt because she was afraid of getting cold, but girls' thoughts were too hard to fathom, so Yang didn't think too much about it.
But this body is really good. Its adaptability to Honkai Energy is much better than before. She almost wanted to stay in this state forever.
However, one can lose one's head, shed blood, and change one's name, but one's manhood must not be lost!
"I suddenly feel so sorry for Little Xing. She must be suffering a lot from being forced to stay like that for so long." Upon hearing this, Welt Yang felt even more sorry for his student.
Then--
"Long time no see, teacher!" The girl excitedly rushed into her arms, very affectionately.
P. S.: This treatment only applies to elders; ah, fathers-in-law are not included for now.
Welt Young: "..."
Looking at the sparkling girl, she almost thought she had found the wrong person. This is my student, the successor I believe is capable of inheriting the Herrscher of Reason Core.
Are you sure it's not a different person? And how did you recognize me?!
"She's very sensitive to Honkai Energy, probably because she sensed the fluctuations emanating from the Herrscher of Reason Core." Einstein took off his hat, patted her head, and was quite satisfied with the feel of her fox ears. "Yang, she only acts like this with people she's very close to. Do you want to try touching them too? Dr. Tesla said she really admires you."
"Damn doctor, when I see her this time, I'm definitely going to turn her into braised shrimp..." Xing blushed and muttered to herself.
While driving Optimus Prime, Ms. Tesla suddenly sneezed, but thankfully the Autopilot system saved her life.
Considering that the Rabbit Assistant had given her a ticket to the concert, the great Dr. Tesla dressed up carefully and took her friends along to visit her.
I wonder how that rabbit is doing. Speaking of which, I don't know if it's just my imagination, but I always feel like Kiana have been hiding something from me since they came back. Maybe it's just my imagination? After all, Tesla Zero tells me everything, and my access is higher than Sachi's.
I don't know if the rabbit is satisfied with the new features I added to Little Te. To make Little Te look more human, I specially added programs like acting cute, being jealous, etc. during this maintenance, but I won't add any emotion modules.
What would happen if artificial intelligence developed the same thinking as humans? I can't even predict what would happen, and...
I can't even make an emotion module like a human's. Although I added the function of self-learning and evolution to it, the possibility is too small. Could it really evolve into advanced artificial intelligence?
( From Little Te's records, Tesla learned that Sachi had some special feelings for Little Te, so it put some effort into features such as daily companionship.)
Little Te: "..."
I'm sorry, Doctor, Ai-chan modified my program. Now, Little Xing is the highest command.
Inside the comfortable space of the carriage, Kiana was fast asleep, holding Bella and leaning on Mei's shoulder. To prevent Bella from being poked by the horns on her head, she specially added an extra hat for Bella.
Mei gazed lovingly at her best friend's sleeping face. "I heard that for some unknown reason, the Doctor added shock absorption and vibration damping to Optimus Prime's vehicle and also made the interior space more comfortable. Phew, it feels like a vacation."
Bronya, wearing headphones and playing Yugi, quietly crushed the boss, while the sleepy White Seele nestled peacefully on Black Seele's lap, drifting off to sleep. The other quietly admired the sleeping face of her alternate personality. My Seele is as beautiful as ever today!
The eagerly awaiting Arin Sisters sat next to their Mom Hua, who carefully adjusted her glasses, contemplating what she would say upon seeing her daughters.
After Theresa promoted her daughter's idol image throughout the St. Freya Academy and even the entire Schicksal, Mom Hua's first thought was—
"This, this, this?! Shameless, immoral, what kind of behavior is this?! Eden!!!"
Fortunately, it was Eden. If it were Otto, she would have beaten him to death with a flurry of punches. So, after Fu Hua smashed her multi-functional blast door on the spot, Eden politely made her a bowl of tea and gestured for her to sit down.
Eden's Brainwashing—
"Well, theoretically speaking, it's not unacceptable, but let's forget about me debuting too." Fu Hua, who was almost Brain Control, ultimately declined Eden's invitation. However, just as she was about to leave to visit her daughter in Changkong City, a bill was pushed in front of her.
Fu Hua: "Σ( ° △ °|||)"
Eden: "╰( ̄▽ ̄)╭"
"This is the price of the door you just broke. Please compensate me at 80% of the original price, my friend." Eden looked at her with a smile. "If you can't afford to pay for it with your salary at Schicksal, you can choose to work for me for a while, or put it on Little Xing's, oh no, Miss Chen Xilumeng's bill? Anyway, as long as she reaches her goal, no matter how much the debt is, it will be wiped clean."
"No, it's just a door, I can afford to pay for it." Fu Hua politely declined, and then...
"So expensive?!"
The lifestyle habits cultivated over thousands of years in Shenzhou have left this immortal with no concept of savings, to the point that she doesn't know how to save money regularly. It seems that a certain Idol Lady is working hard to become famous and pay off her debts has also successfully inherited this trait.
Finally, Fu Hua left Eden's company with lifeless eyes.
My daughter is now going to have to pay off the debts I owe; I'm really not a good parent...
(If you choose to work in Eden, then you'll know how the new page event in Honkai Impact 3rd came about~)
—Theresa is the cutest in the world...the former cutest in the world!—
Inside the luxurious carriage, Theresa sat uneasily opposite Otto, with Rita beside her. Miss Clumsy Goose, struggling with her dessert, had learned the importance of stocking up on energy after starving herself for days in London, but she needed to eat regularly...
Miss Durandal, who suffers from the Kaslana Family's naturally enormous appetite, is very distressed.
"Little Theresa, is there something on my face? You've been peeking at me several times now," Otto, putting down his teacup with amusement in his eyes.
"Grandpa, don't you know the reason?" Theresa was speechless. Why did he have to use this body when he rarely accompanied her out?
The white-haired, blue-eyed woman sat on a soft sofa, looking peaceful and innocent, but inside she was the biggest cunning old fox of this era.
"(Kallen's appearance is really exciting to use, but Theresa's first reaction upon seeing me was also quite amusing. She paused for a moment, then seemed to want to get close, but immediately realized something was off. That's really interesting. I wonder what my lovely great-granddaughter's reaction will be?)"
Otto didn't consider the possibility of being beaten up by Kallen, who had come back to life in anger. However, the personality fragment that was spacing out in the Stigmata Space suddenly felt an itch to touch it.
"And Grandpa, why did you bring Durandal and the others along? Do you think S-Rank Valkyrie can just leave like that?" Theresa glanced uneasily at Clumsy Goose, wondering if Otto was planning to take the opportunity to kidnap Little Xing back.
"Oh, that? Recently, several Valkyrie have reported that Durandal's enthusiasm for training is too overwhelming, affecting all the Valkyrie in Schicksal. They've all increased their training intensity. However, some Valkyrie can't keep up with the high-intensity training around them, so they've specifically protested to me." Otto shrugged helplessly. This girl is seriously competitive; to avoid overwhelming the others, he'd better give her a break.
The clueless Clumsy Goose awkwardly turned away. Was it her fault that the competition was fierce? Shouldn't this be the standard every Valkyrie should reach? Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I've seen Kiana. I wonder how she's been lately. I heard she led the Fire-Chasing Squad to complete many difficult missions. She has a bright future ahead of her.
It's such a pity that his power was completely depleted because he fully unleashed the Divine Blessing Barrier. I was really looking forward to fighting against that outstanding student of St. Freya, the ace of the Fire-Chasing Squad, and the strongest new generation of Kaslana. What a shame.
Thinking of this, Durandal sighed silently. Sometimes being too strong is a mistake. When will someone be able to fight her at full strength? Should she go back and trouble the headmistress? I really enjoyed that battle last time, it was just a bit too short.
Luming Lady suddenly shivered.
"By the way, although Miss Ende clearly stated that she could not use any help to increase her fame, I just happened to see a nice Idol Lady and asked her to endorse a Yugi under the name of Schicksal. That shouldn't be considered a violation of the rules~" Otto chuckled and pulled out a contract from his chest.
"Hmm? Little Theresa, why are you staring at me so fiercely all of a sudden? Ah, Grandpa knows, don't worry, Schicksal is already researching Painless Growth..."
Before Otto could finish speaking, Theresa shoved his face into the table.
Durandal and Rita, standing nearby, decisively chose to ignore them.
"What does your seeking out Xing Kaslana have to do with my Chen Xilumeng?"
"Teacher, what's this?" Xing looked at Old Yang, who had been poisoned by Tesla, with a puzzled expression as he pulled a contract out of his coat pocket.
"According to your contract with Miss Ende, we can't directly help you, but..." Old Yang kindly patted the two pairs of slightly swaying fox ears on her head, "There's a small commercial to shoot for the new book 'Arahanto,' would you like to give it a try?"
"It's my honor!" Xing happily accepted the contract. "After the shoot, could you send me a limited edition Arahanto model as a gift?"
Kane, who was guarding outside the door, pricked up his ears. What model?
"Of course," Old Yang said magnanimously, waving his small hand.
Xing hummed a song as she put the contract away, then remembered something and took out a black and red pocket watch. "Teacher, could you please change it into the shape of a wristwatch? A pocket watch is a bit inconvenient."
"Why? Is it uncomfortable to wear?" Old Yang didn't think it was a big problem, but he still asked.
The girl trembled upon hearing this, and touched her chest with her small hand clad in silk gloves. "It wasn't a problem before, but now it's uncomfortable to wear, and it's easy to lose it if I put it in my pocket, and easy to forget it if I put it in my spatial backpack. Yes, it's the one the Doctor told you about before, that I can use part of the Stigmata Space for storage."
PS: To give a reasonable explanation for my Fourth-Dimensional Pocket.
"Oh, okay." Welt closed her eyes, a small amount of Honkai Energy her body, changing the shape of the portable Star of Eden. A moment later, she opened her eyes and personally put the watch on the girl's wrist.
"I added a miniature energy core to it, so it can still use some functions even without injecting Honkai Energy." She explained with a smile, looking at Sachi, who was as excited as a child who had received a new toy.
Einstein was looking through Xing's idol career records, glanced over here and couldn't help but sigh at how good the teacher-student relationship was. Why did Dr. Tesla have so many complaints?
(Lobster Doctor: "Bird's Nest Head, when you've painstakingly created 16 versions of a plan, only to have that Rabbit Assistant make you revert to the first version, you'll understand my pain!")
"Little Xing, I have a question." Ein closed the file and asked with a puzzled look, "So many famous companies have approached you to collaborate on commercials before, why did you refuse them all?"
After listening, she remained silent for a long time before slowly saying, "A large portion of them asked me to take photos, the kind where I only wear underwear. I asked to reduce the level of nudity, but they disagreed and I refused."
"Ah..." Ein was quite embarrassed. To ease the tension, Welt said, "What about the rest?"
"They asked me to act." Her heterochromatic red and blue eyes seemed to have lost their sparkle, and Xing seemed unwilling to recall that time.
"Isn't that great? Um, is it a minor role or the female lead?" Welt breathed a sigh of relief and asked curiously.
"The female lead." Xing picked up a piece of bread and took a vicious bite.
"Then why refuse? Isn't the offer good?" Welt was even more puzzled.
"Because there's a romantic subplot." Xing forcefully tore off a large piece of bread, threw it into her mouth, and crumpled it up.
"Ah, that's normal. Although it's a bit hard for you to accept, is it because the male lead is too ugly?" Welt understood a bit, but was still a little curious.
"No, he's the kind of tall, strong, and handsome standard man, the kind a normal girl would like." Sachi looked at Welt Yang, who was experiencing female transformation for the first time, and said quietly, "I was a little resistant at first, but as you said, it's normal to have romantic scenes, but the problem is..."
"Damn, there's a sex scene! When that guy knew the script, he secretly gave me a lecherous look. If I weren't so good-natured, I would have smashed his head in right there and then!"
Enraged, the girl slammed her fist heavily against the wall beside her. After forcibly Polymerization the Saniate Stigmata, her physical strength slowly recovered. Although she hadn't reached the level of Fusion Warrior, she was at least able to hold her own against Kane.
Old Yang & Ein: "..."
Being an idol isn't easy.