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Chapter 252

The First Time Was Gone?!

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Due to the review process, some content is omitted here. The gist is that the sleeping Luming Lady was taken down by Yae Sakura, who was finally able to come out.

St. Freya Academy —

The two Seele, who were sleeping soundly in each other's arms, were suddenly awakened by a sharp pain in their lower bodies. They looked at each other and realized at the same time what had caused the situation, and their expressions immediately turned to horror.

"Brother Xing won't be..."

"Hopefully it's Natasha... If it's some random guy, then my sister can prepare to go back to her old ways."

Schicksal Headquarters —

After finishing his business, Lord Otto felt a sudden, unfamiliar heaviness on his head. His intuition told him that something might have happened to his great-granddaughter, or rather, his great-great-granddaughter.

"Amber! Transmit the data for the Transformation Bracelet!!!"

Although the data from the bracelet showed that everything was normal for the wearer, Otto felt that something was not quite right, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it.

Reaven's Bar Sky Dome City Main Store

Miss Explosive Raven was cleaning when she suddenly felt a weight on her head. Being cuckolded for the first time, she was at a loss and just missed the little guy a bit.

"Call the little one tomorrow night and invite her to stay overnight."

——Love Gate——

The incessant ringing of her phone woke Xing. She rubbed her sleepy eyes, looked out the window, and realized it was almost noon. Just as she was wondering why she had slept in so late and was about to get out of bed to answer the phone, a stinging sensation in her lower body made her freeze like a wind-up toy.

Trembling fingers parted the place that Natasha often explored, and the obstruction that should have been there disappeared. Fortunately, her mind went blank, and a complex mix of emotions, indescribable and inexplicable, rushed through her heart.

He was clearly a boy, but the girl was the one who lost his virginity...

No, the most important thing is, who took this? Besides the children, only Kalpas was in the house. It can't be!

Just as the girl was about to break down, a Jotaro thing rubbed against her hand. Fortunately, she lifted the blanket Hiyokomaru, in her fox form, fast asleep.

"Cherry..."

Seeing Hiyokomaru and then the spirit sword Cherry Blossom Blizzard on the bedside table, her expression softened. "Really, this is too rushed, isn't it? But I can understand."

He picked up his phone and saw that it was indeed Seele calling. After all, they were on the same wavelength, so they would definitely sense this kind of thing immediately. It was just a pity for little Seele, who hadn't experienced that kind of thing at all, but had already felt it.

After briefly explaining the situation and pleading with Seele to keep it a secret, the two, fearing Bronya's wrath, reluctantly agreed after some thought.

I feel like I can't look at Sister Bronya's hair the same way anymore; those two drill-like hairs look more and more like Wendy's.

Wendy, who was setting off, also sneezed, but she didn't notice anything unusual, despite having green hair dyed black inside.

(By the way, Wendy, are you sure it's okay to use the Bow and Arrow Gashat? By the way, before she left, the Tsundere Lobster Doctor stuffed extra Beat Gashat and Claw Gashat into her bag, saying she'd bring them to her Rabbit Assistant. Overthinking things, Wendy assumed Tesla had discovered her theft and condoned it, so she happily set off to find her Brother Xing, oh wait, I mean, her Luming Sister ~)

PS: Due to technical limitations, Tesla did not replicate the "Super Transformation Form" of the Kitsune Series. Therefore, the armor's feet lack detailed finger depictions, and there are no connecting rods between the head and back. However, the driver still has the function of switching between the upper and lower body armor. The special effect is the armor detaching from the body, then being retracted by a mechanical arm, with the lower body armor extending from the other side. (Those who have seen Extreme Fox should be able to imagine that effect.)

(Besides, that "Super Transformation Form" is a bit too terrifying...)

Clutching her aching lower abdomen, the girl limped downstairs, just in time to run into Kalpas, who was bringing the children back. "Oh, finally awake? You're up pretty early."

"Hungry..." The girl, who had just been defiled and was starving, slipped and fell straight onto the man. Kalpas frowned slightly and carried her on his shoulder with disgust.

"Tsk, you're so light! Are you always afraid of getting too fat and being disliked as an idol? I left some breakfast for you, so go eat it if you're not worried about getting a stomachache!"

After saying that, Kalpas gently placed her on the chair. Although the movement was rough, fortunately, she didn't even lose her slippers, which showed how well Kalpas controlled his strength.

Xing stared at the steaming breakfast in front of him and fell into deep thought.

"What, you don't want to eat? You have to eat it whether you want to or not!" Kalpas slammed his hand on the table, making a loud noise.

Xing weakly raised her head, "No, one bowl isn't enough. Could I have ten more bowls and twenty baskets of xiaolongbao? I'll pay for breakfast."

Kalpas: "???"

"Hey, witch, don't blame me for not warning you. If you dare to waste anything here, you'll suffer the consequences!"

"Hungry..." Before Kalpas could finish speaking, he felt a blur before his eyes, and the wheat porridge and freshly steamed buns were all gone. The girl picked up the soy milk and drank it all in one gulp. Afterwards, she looked at him pitifully and said she was hungry.

"**, you're so light because you eat too much and are always starving, right?!" Master Sen was very resentful. A mountain of food was placed on the table, the huge amount of which covered the girl's figure. Her red lips were slightly open, and she was quite frightened.

Could it be that this is my destined Rice Cooker, or rather, my destined cook uncle?

The girl is having sex...

"Hiccup~" Xing comfortably stroked her round belly, the bulging belly making unsuspecting people think she was pregnant.

Kalpas, who was washing dishes, stared speechlessly at the shiny plates in the sink. "Hey, how come this food is cleaner than what I washed?" he thought. "Is this girl here to freeload?"

"When I spread these wings~ it is when this calamity descends~♪" The Idol Lady, in a cheerful mood, hummed a song, Master Sen was washing dishes, poked his head out irritably. "Hey, witch, stop making noise!"

"Noise? I practice my voice a lot!" The Idol Lady was a little unhappy that someone called her singing noise and retorted.

"Oh, right, Mr. Butler, there's something I forgot to tell you."

"What is it? Spit it out!"

"I... have two more friends moving in. (Ai-chan lives with me.)"

"Why didn't you say so sooner?!"

"No, is that not allowed?"

"You said yesterday that I wouldn't need to clean two more rooms today!"

"Puff!"

"Hey, did you just laugh? Were you laughing at me?!"

"No, you're mistaken~♪ By the way, please don't tell them my full name, and about me being Magical Girl, that's my secret..."

"Oh? Why would you tell me this stranger your secret?"

"Because I feel that you are a good person, Uncle. My Force Field can defend against all malicious attacks, and even touch is impossible. But you touched me easily in your transformed state, which shows that you are a good person."

"Heh, then your Force Field is probably malfunctioning. Also, don't call me 'uncle,' am I that old?!"

"Is that Brother Jie?"

"... Whatever you like, witch."

"Could you use a different term? 'Witch' sounds weird..."

"Alright, witch."

"... You should just call me the witch."

Enjoying the girl's sullen expression, Kalpas, secretly pleased, couldn't help but burst into laughter, completely unaware that he had already fallen into her hands.

At some point in the future, Master Sen, wearing a pink apron and cooking in the Luming's Courtyard, silently pondered how she had been fooled to this extent.

—Pado Pardo her party are on their way—

Kane stood in front of the villa, which was large enough to be called a manor, and stared in astonishment. Pardo curiously examined the Thirteen Flame-Chasers engraving on the door, thinking that the designer must have a grudge against Sister Aponia and Mobius. Ai-chan turned into a chibi version and jumped in, then let out a scream.

"Master Sen! That's not cabbage!"

A familiar voice came from behind the door, accompanied by a loud bang. Most of the luggage that had been taken away earlier landed steadily behind the two of them. The door was pushed open by a man's powerful hand. The two Flame-Chasers and one of Flame-Chasers's direct descendants were stunned the moment they saw who it was.

Ugh, it's our first meeting, why... why does that kid want me to beat him up and settle things? And that little cat, ugh, why did I call her a little cat? Ugh, my head's starting to hurt again. Did I know her before?

Holy crap! That mask, and that terrifying aura—why is it Brother Jie?! Little Xing you sure you don't have the constitution to absorb Flame-Chasers's power? We've already found a few acquaintances with you! Next, can you bring Mobius out for us to see?!

For some reason, I felt a suppression in my bloodline; even the Stigmata were burning hot, as if warning me of something...

Kalpas frowned deeply and looked at Xing, who looked embarrassed, beside him. "What's your relationship with that kid?"

"We're friends, the kind of friends who are really close. Why are you asking this?" The girl hugging Ai-chan looked a little confused.

"Oh, nothing. What's the deal with that stinky cat?"

Xing and Pardo made eye contact——

Little Xing! Why didn't you tell us you found Brother Jie beforehand? You scared the cat to death!

I'm sorry, Pardo, I forgot... But he's currently suffering from amnesia, and his power seems to have diminished a lot, so you don't need to be too afraid.

Waaaaah, I can't help but be scared! My gut tells me that even the current Brother Jie could turn me into a fur coat!

Under Kalpas's stern gaze, the guilty Pardo and Kane, whose bloodline was suppressed, reluctantly dragged their luggage inside, followed by their pets.

"Uh, Brother Jie, I forgot to tell you, I also have a few pets here." Xing took out the fox-shaped Hiyokomaru, Crimson Kite's Wings jumped onto her shoulder. The silly Guotie stood up like a person and clung to its owner with its paws.

Kalpas stared at the faded panda, lost in thought. Hey, he remembered that this one was a protected animal.

"Ahem, this bear is a cub I brought back from when I was rescuing animals. I've kept it with me ever since, and it's very docile." Xing felt a little uncomfortable under Kalpas and tried to explain.

Kalpas turned and went into the room without saying a word. Just as Xing thought he was angry, she saw Brother Jie take out a tape measure to measure the size of the Guotie, then drag them to an open space in the manor, and start working with wood, a hammer, and nails.

"Hmph, why didn't you say so earlier? Now I have to build it a nest! Hey, bring that chicken over too, and that fox and that cat as well!"

"I'm keeping Crimson Kite's Wings and Hiyokomaru in my room! And Pardo isn't a pet!"

"No way, that'll dirty my floor! Let them roam free! Pardofelis, what are you hiding for? Come here!"

Kane looked at the irritable man's back, cold sweat pouring down his back, and said, "Hey, Luming, are you sure it's really okay for us to stay here?"

The boy sighed silently, intending to tell Luming about his experience last night later, but just then, he belatedly realized something:

"Wait a minute, did Miss Pardo tell him her name before? Why can this uncle call her by her full name so easily? And judging from Miss Pardo's expression, she has obviously known him for a long time, but this uncle looks like he's meeting her for the first time... No, judging from his behavior, they should be acquaintances... What's going on?!"

As Kane wondered what was going on, the girl quietly walked up behind him and whispered in his ear, "That uncle is called Kalpas. He was a friend of Pardo's before. He went missing and seems to be suffering from amnesia now. Please don't be offended."

I see! But Luming, could you please not do these surprise attacks in the future? It's quite exciting to be whispered to from behind by a beautiful girl~

Bang! Xing, sensing his thoughts, gave him a wrench in annoyance.

Luming's Courtyard, filming begins!

P. S.: Just kidding.

Author's Note—

The first episode of the new anime has ended! I'd rate it from 1 to 10. How many points would you give this episode? Please leave a comment below.

Next episode, from the anime series whose author simply didn't want a name because it was too chaotic: Sky Dome City Arc Episode 2, "Go, Idol Lady! Additional Mission from Eden!"

"Hehe, to become a world-class idol, Magical Girl training alone isn't enough~"

The girl on the phone broke out in a cold sweat from Eden's sarcastic remarks. Her intuition told her that this rich woman was definitely looking for trouble again.

The Great School Battle!

"Why are you dragging me to school, Luming?!" Mr. Kane, a patient with severe school phobia, was being dragged to the First High School of Sky Dome City by his partner and refused to comply even at the cost of his life. Kaslana's five years of Honkai Impact 3rd of simulation had already tormented him enough!

Enter the Phantom Thief Luming!

"All the treasures in this Sky Dome City belong to me Phantom Thief Luming!"

Go become a model!

"Could you please change your clothes?! It's not underwear, but it's still embarrassing. And could you please stop making me look and act like I'm playing hard to get?!"

Go volunteer!

"Finally, one that's normal. I used to do this too... Wait a minute, why do I have to perform in public?"

Becoming Magical Girl... well, you already are!

"In the name of the moon, I will punish you!"

The Magical Girl Lady took a group of thugs to the hospital and was about to go home when she ran into Kane was also out upholding justice.

"Hello, beautiful lady, may I have the honor of inviting you for a drink?" The boy, who did not recognize his partner, walked gracefully to the speechless Magical Girl Lady's side. Just as he was about to kneel down on one knee as a Westerner would, the furious girl slapped him into the air with her staff.

"The former clan chief's teachings—'When you encounter a beautiful lady, you should treat her warmly'—former clan chief, you tricked me!!!"

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