What to Do When Valkyries Can Become Weapons?
Chapter 254

Go for It, Idol Lady!

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"Luming Lady, raise your right hand a little higher, yes, keep this position."

The company's most focused male photographer kept his eyes glued to the young woman in front of him through his high-definition camera, filming her intently. "Make your expression more natural. Could you please make a playful expression?"

Sachi blushed slightly, a little embarrassed. "Hey, that kind of thing is a little embarrassing..."

"Just try to find the feeling of you wearing Miko. I especially love that image of yours. The fox-eared big sister look is just so appealing to me."

"Don't say things like that so seriously!"

Hours ago, the new Mihoyo Idol Agency—

Luming Lady put down the contract in her hand, looked at Brother Dawei who was frantically gesturing with his eyes, and then at the middle-aged man with a peaceful expression. "So, you want to contract out the production of my clothing and then sell it to others for profit?"

"Please rest assured, it won't be sold as a 1:1 replica of your size, nor will it be commercialized entirely." The middle-aged man seemed very agreeable, indicating that everything was negotiable.

The girl rolled her eyes. "Well, I've received snack advertisements before. It's not a problem for you to use my influence to exploit your fans. I have no objection. As long as you agree to a few of my requests, I will agree to this photo shoot."

Brother Dawei breathed a sigh of relief. It wasn't easy! His little darling finally agreed to take a photoshoot!

"Please speak, Luming Lady."

"The clothing design should be done by the agency. Your company's designers are welcome to offer their suggestions, but what I wear must be decided by the agency. Is that alright?"

"Of course, no problem."

"Also, the clothes can't be too expensive. Ultimately, they're just props for my fans to collect or imitate. I don't want the price to be prohibitive because of the added reputation rights. The price should be what it is. Of course, I have no objection to tiered sales."

"This... please rest assured."

The middle-aged man was a little surprised. As expected of the legendary eccentric idol, none of the people he had met before could compare to him.

Despite being a young girl, her words and actions subtly exuded an air of nobility, like that of a princess. Her tone was gentle, yet it carried an undeniable sense of oppression—the aura of authority that belonged to someone in a superior position.

The middle-aged man squinted, carefully examining the pair of red and blue eyes. Sure enough, beneath the pure exterior lay a bottomless abyss.

—Back to filming

"Wow! No matter how many times I look at it, this outfit I designed is always so beautiful!" The chubby middle-aged man, who had dodged several assassination attempts, peered out the window, his eyes glued to the Fox-Eared Miko inside, striking various poses in front of the camera. His expressions ranged from teasing and disdainful to playful and slightly angry, but no matter how he looked at her, she was always so beautiful...

Miyouhime kicked him away, but the force of the impact sent her sprawling to the ground. She rubbed her ankle in pain, yelling, "I told you to eat less! You're so fat I can't even kick you anymore! And you better control your drooling! While Luming doesn't mind, don't embarrass the agency in public!"

Lingyi Niang helped her up from the ground. Ai-chan (in her girl form), who had joined Mihoyo's agency under a false identity, skipped over from behind, pushed the two of them aside, and gently kicked him away.

Lingyi Niang: & Miyouhime: ⊙▽⊙

"Aji, let's go to the gym sometime, otherwise Ai-chan will steal all our work... Speaking of which, her name is so strange, Ai - Hyperion, something just feels off about it."

"Okay, okay. It's a good thing Ai-chan joined as Luming's new manager. She's so capable; I feel like many of us can't compare to her..."

"Hehe, be confident, forget about 'feelings,' Ai-chan is just better than you guys!"

The photographer wiped the blood from his nose and said calmly to the still-unsatisfied Miko maiden and her staff, "Alright, the Miko is done. Now we can shoot the Nun. Luming Lady, would you like to continue?"

"Hmph, no problem~" The Miko smiled faintly, her eyebrows full of charm, her expression carrying a hint of pleasure and laziness, as well as a subtle disdain.

"We have a problem!!!" The staff members who didn't have his composure collapsed to the ground one by one. My god, this girl's charm is too strong! Being in the same room with her for a long time actually makes me dizzy?

Note: Due to the effects of ingested drugs, the toxins secreted by the body may have aphrodisiac effects, as well as hypnotic, paralyzing, and drowsy effects.

However, as long as it's not licked directly, the effect will only cause slight discomfort to ordinary people. Besides, if it's licked directly, the drowsy effect won't be as strong as the other types.

(But it can become increasingly addictive, as seen with Natasha.)

—The staff are experiencing both pain and pleasure—

At the Sky Dome City Amusement Park, Idol Lady works as a tour guide for elementary school students, holds up a small flag and guides the children to follow her.

"Phew, being a volunteer is the easiest job, and I've been doing this before. Hey, don't fall behind, good kids will get candy from me~ Eh, don't want candy? Then I'll take you on Humo Adventure to level up, I'm super awesome!"

—Lu Luming was severely scolded by the teacher for spending the afternoon playing Yugi with the children—

After a busy day, I checked my watch and it was already evening. Luckily, I skipped my class and went to a coffee shop to have coffee and dessert.

The girl wearing a beret took a sip of steaming hot coffee and added several sugar cubes because she was afraid it would be too bitter. So satisfying!

As she enjoyed the moment of tranquility, sighs and groans drifted from the next table. With a curious mindset, she perked up her ears; her beret was slightly tilted up, and the young man's frustrated sighs reached her clearly.

"Sigh, I visited almost every film and television production company in Sky Dome City today, and I was rejected by them all. Although this was expected, they rejected me without even reading my script..."

The young man's voice choked slightly, "This is a script I painstakingly wrote, revised many times. Is it really unworthy of being presented? Is there no one who can appreciate it?"

"Can I take a look?" The girl's voice rang in his ear. The young man was stunned for a moment, stood up and looked around but no one was looking at him. He must have misheard.

"...Here!" The girl's voice turned plaintive. The young man who had just sat down looked at the partition of the next table. A beret popped out from it, revealing a pair of sparkling eyes. Just by looking at her eyes, the young man felt that she must be a kind girl.

"(Heterochromatic eyes, are you wearing colored contacts? But it really does look like it... No, if I were this lucky, I wouldn't have been rejected so many times today, right?)"

"Can I take a look?" Xing asked impatiently. She loved reading stories, a hobby she had cultivated since her previous life.

(Also mine)

"Oh!" The young man hurriedly handed her the manuscript, but then became worried. Although he often showed his stories to others for feedback, this time it felt just like the first time he showed his novel to a friend.

Feeling anxious, uneasy, afraid of being rejected, craving praise, worried that others won't understand my ideas, hoping to find a kindred spirit...

As the manuscript was turned page by page, the young man's heart would leap with each rustling sound of the paper. After what seemed like an eternity, the hat reappeared, its heterochromatic red and blue eyes fixed on him, conveying a sense of satisfaction, anticipation, and excitement—emotions he could read from it.

A small, fair hand held out a manuscript. "Here you go. It's a very good story. Those who rejected you should go see an ophthalmologist."

A few simple words of praise made the young man incredibly happy. What story writers love most is recognition of their work.

When he retrieved the manuscript, he accidentally touched the girl's hand. The soft, boneless touch made him lose his senses. When he came to his senses, the hat had already disappeared from the partition.

The young man walked dejectedly to the electronic cashier, took out his phone to scan the code to pay, but the clerk next to him reminded him, "Sir, that lady has already paid for your purchase at our store."

The young man was startled. The shop assistant then handed him another slip of paper, inside which was a business card. "This is something that lady asked me to give you. Please take it."

Unfolding the note, a line of neat and beautiful handwriting came into view. "It's getting late. Come find me at the address on my business card tomorrow. I'll give you an opportunity, but whether you can seize it is up to you. By the way, the name of that story probably has nothing to do with me, right?"

The young man slowly turned his head, his neck like rusty steel, and the top of the business card clearly read: Chen Xilumeng.

"So all those rejections today were for this very encounter? Thank you, Luming..."

The young man held the business card and manuscript to his chest, the lingering warmth on them making him feel very comforted.

On the cover of that manuscript was a title—

Kaitou girl Luming

—Lucky is kind, but that's relative—

I intended to go home after eating, but something came up, so I ended up staying at the coffee shop a little longer.

As she got up to pay, the Transformation Bracelet glowed faintly, as if reminding her that her transformation time for the day wasn't up yet. She sighed helplessly, swiped her credit card, and walked out of the store.

Sky Dome City is a cyberpunk metropolis known for its high technology, but beneath its prosperous exterior lies a hidden evil, such as the polarization between the city center and the surrounding residential areas. It's like how, even in a country that claims to have achieved a moderately prosperous society and where every citizen has hundreds of thousands of dollars in their household, there are still people who worry about making a living.

It is unfortunate to be born in a country where injustice still exists; it is fortunate to be born in a country where justice still exists.

Noticing the guys who had been following her from a distance shortly after she left the coffee shop, the girl chuckled softly and strolled leisurely down the street, pretending to wander aimlessly. Then, after glancing at her watch and looking around, she ran into a side alley without surveillance cameras.

The stalkers exchanged glances—

"Great opportunity! This idiot is courting death, boss, let's go!"

"Go to hell! Don't you know this girl's fighting prowess is incredible? Even a bunch of us wouldn't be enough to crush her!"

"Is this girl really as strong as the internet makes her out to be? Boss, you're not kidding, are you?"

"What my brother told me while I was in the ICU, how could it be false?"

"So what should we do?"

"Did you bring everything?"

"I brought them all, boss."

"Let's go!"

The group rushed into the alley, where the girl they were targeting was standing smiling in the middle of the alley, seemingly having been waiting for a long time.

Upon seeing what she was holding, the men's legs went weak, and they all knelt down.

Holy crap, why does this girl have a gun?!

Inside the Sky Dome City Police Station, the officer on duty was extremely frustrated today. A group of people had actually come to turn themselves in, confessing in detail all the crimes they had committed in their lives, and also revealing what they knew about their accomplices.

But why is she crying like a baby inside the iron gate?

—The omnipotent Mortal Tribulation Difficult to Cross—

Beneath the city's neon lights lie hidden, dark corners where the radiant Magical Girl Luming roams, fighting to protect the beauty of the world...

Luming Lady, feeling a headache coming on, pressed down on Xiao Yue, who was reading the narration, and switched her to staff mode. "Xiao Yue, there's no need for this kind of talk."

The purple iris wings at the top of the staff glowed faintly, as if expressing its dissatisfaction.

PS: I originally wanted to use a scaled-down version of Requiem of the Moonlit Night, but then I thought I'd modify it. The length and style are based on Elysia's staff, and the details and decorations are elements from Requiem of the Moonlit Night.

The girl swam low in the air like a fish, secretly searching for hidden evil. Compared to the nowhere-to-find kindness, malice, which is so abundant in the world, is still easy to find.

"Meow!!!" A shrill meow caught her attention, Magical Girl Lady shot out like a taut string, ready to rescue the little creature in need.

A group of thugs were besieging a kitten in a corner, punching and kicking it, burning it, pouring water on it, and torturing it in various ways. The kitten, which was already emaciated, was now covered in wounds and barely breathing. What made it despair was that these scumbags did not intend to kill it all at once, but to torture it slowly for their own amusement.

"Stop right there!" A furious roar made them halt their movements, and when they turned around, their eyes widened in shock.

"Where did this little girl who does cosplay come from? Her outfit looks quite valuable."

"You're developing well, want to come and play with the older brothers?"

"Tsk tsk, I could play with those tiny feet for a year!"

"And these breasts..."

The thugs' taunts stopped abruptly, and the girl's figure vanished from her spot in an instant, appearing almost simultaneously in front of the thug at the front. The next second, her body was embedded in the wall, as if she had always been there.

Teleportation? No, there was just a loud sonic boom. Judging from the thugs who were blown away by the blast, it was just an illusion caused by the high speed.

Ignoring the cats lying on the ground groaning in pain, Luming swam straight to the poor kitten, landed and tried to pick it up, but the kitten weakly growled at her and barely managed to assume a defensive posture.

Luming paused for a moment, then slowly withdrew her hand. A faint white light shone from the bracelet, and the girl softly chanted, "May innocent beings not be troubled by pain."

The cat's body had visibly recovered, and it had even gained weight, with all its malnutrition symptoms gone. It meowed a few times in confusion, then climbed up the wall and left.

After the cat left, Luming resumed her floating state. She turned to look at the thugs, her red pupils filled with coldness.

A white light shone in the dark corner, and the thugs got up from the ground. Even those who had been beaten into the wall were unharmed. They looked at the cold-faced girl in horror, realizing that they had messed with someone they shouldn't have. Fortunately, she was a saint.

Xiaoyue reverted to her doll mode, perched on her master's shoulder, and said smugly, "You sinners, why don't you bow down and thank us? Our lord did not execute you for your crimes, but instead healed your wounds, quickly..."

Before Xiaoyue could finish speaking, Luming pinched her mouth shut, saying, "Shut up, Xiaoyue. I told you that such remarks are unnecessary."

She tiptoed in the air, giving the creatures a playful look. "I never said I'd let you off the hook. Now, from this moment on, you're going to do everything you did to that kitten to your fellow creatures!"

The thugs looked at each other, wondering what this meant. Were they to kill each other?

I'm angry, really angry. Maybe it's because I have a cat friend named Pardo, or maybe it's because I've loved animals since a past life.

Boom!!!

A thug trying to escape was electrocuted and turned to charcoal by a sudden bolt of lightning. Before the other creatures could react, the girl's cold voice rang out like the Grim Reaper: "Hurry up, don't waste my patience. By the way, the last guy standing will get a reward."

It's unclear who started it, but the thugs began to fight, resorting to all sorts of dirty tricks. Luming flew overhead, looking down at everything, her expression unreadable.

"My lord, this is not the work of a kind Magical Girl..." Xiaoyue moved her hand away, about to say a few words of reprimand, when she saw the girl turn her head with a smile, "Xiaoyue, I'm really curious why you can switch between multiple forms. Should I Little Te to take you apart piece by piece from head to toe and study you carefully, huh?!"

Xiaoyue was so frightened that her face turned pale, and she lowered her head in panic. "What my lord does is all the truth, and I dare not disobey him!"

"That's a good girl!"

After an unknown amount of time, a blood-soaked creature staggered to its feet from the pool of blood and shouted into the empty darkness, "I won! Where's the reward?!"

No one answered.

If even one of the thugs had looked up, they would have noticed that the Magical Girl had already left a minute after their brawl. This was an easy fact to discover if the thugs hadn't been fully focused on guarding against their companions.

And now, the "reward" has arrived.

"Don't move! Hands up! We just received a report from a resident that you are now under arrest on suspicion of intentional homicide!"

—On the way back, Kane, who was out looking for monsters to fight, encountered the Magical Girl Luming. Not recognizing his partner, he was very enthusiastic, only to be knocked away by a staff. Luckily, he was carried back on her back.—

Author's Note—

Sorry, this episode is too short. The Phantom Thief Luming will be shown in the episode after that.

However, the next episode is the highlight!

The next episode will be from an anime series whose title I don't know—"Alien Visitor".

The meteor brought a new encounter. After 50,000 years, they returned to this planet, but what awaited the two Flame-Chasers?

"Set! Zominbe!"

"Transform!"

With a low growl from the green-haired boy, he donned purple knight armor, his sharp X-shaped compound eyes flashing with orange light, his overall appearance ferocious and terrifying.

Note: This is not the Overlord Bull, but an original knight with related elements incorporated.

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