What to Do When Valkyries Can Become Weapons?
Chapter 268

Everyday Life~

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I really dislike the plots in some novels where the protagonist is an overpowered, harem-building hero, for the following reasons:

1. If it were Hokuto who liked to have affairs everywhere, that would be one thing, but after the affair he would ignore her and then return years later to find that she had given birth to his child but died young (killed by his enemies), and then he would be consumed by rage for her sake—what kind of ridiculous plot is this? At least I hate it, unless there are other reasons.

2. Sachi is a sentimental person. Before transmigrating, he constantly referred to his wife as "wife." After transmigrating, he re-examined this world and his friends. Kiana and the others are living, breathing people, not pre-programmed programs or models. Falling in love with them comes with responsibility, and Sachi is well aware of this; he is unable to bear such a heavy burden.

3. I'm not a stud, do you think I'd build a country from so many? Well, you're really something else, I applaud you!

4. It's not inherently wrong for an overpowered protagonist to save a commoner female lead and fall in love with her, but the idea of a deity falling in love with a mortal...

Um, would you fall in love with cats and dogs and marry them?

From Xing's perspective, if he were to find a lover, she would have to be at least Herrscher, Fusion Warrior, Stigmata Awakener, or S-Rank Valkyrie. Putting aside everything else, ordinary people simply cannot withstand him/her/its... cough cough. Secondly, there are requirements for the lover's strength and state of mind. Even if he really falls in love with an ordinary person, he would have to find a way to strengthen her to a level close to his own.

Bronya silently clicked the dislike button. "The only ordinary person among the initial members of the Fire-Chasing Squad."

Kane gave a thumbs up: A great partner who has become a die-hard fan after being instilled with values by Luming.

Besides, if you're in love with an ordinary person... could you tolerate your lover having a lot of mites on their face? At least from the perspective of a higher life form, it's unbearable.

"(Sigh, once the power is too strong, all the previous desires will disappear, after all, girls have a lot of bacteria on their bodies.)" Luming Lady thought to herself as she massaged the small jellyfish that she had just fished out of the hot spring.

"(Luckily, all the girls I've met are the Super High School Level ~)" As her bare feet, as delicate and bouncy as jelly, were being played with, Haiyi buried her head in the pillow shyly, occasionally kicking her lightly in protest.

Unwavering in our original aspirations. jpg

Note: As a spirit born from the sea, Haiyi is free from impurity, as is Stardust Baby. Ah, the bodies of Herrscher cannot be measured by ordinary standards.

Bronya, who didn't know when she would get her driver's license, grumbled and clicked the down button again.

Luming Lady skillfully relaxed the little jellyfish's muscles and dried her body with a towel like a loving mother. Of course, Stardust took care of the sensitive areas.

After rinsing her hands with clean water, Luming patiently cleaned Haiyi's wet blue short hair. The little jellyfish looked happy, but the harem members who were still in the hot spring and hadn't been fished out were very unhappy.

Wendy & Yae Sakura & Peeping Under the Luna: Resentment Max

Stop joking, I'm raising Haiyi and Xingchen like daughters.

Upon hearing Xing's telepathic message, the harem members paused for a moment, then silently lowered their heads. "You'd better really treat her like a daughter, or don't blame us for being impolite. Lobster Doctor has a potion that can give women some male characteristics. If you push us too far, then..."

Yae Sakura imagined Luming Lady with a pregnant belly and seemed to be looking forward to it.

P. S.: This is absolutely not in the main story! I'm not that twisted!

Suddenly, I felt a chill run down my spine. What was going on? I suddenly felt a wave of malice rushing towards me!

"Okay, all wiped down." Setting down the little jellyfish that was sleeping comfortably, Luming stretched her aching shoulders. "Who wants to give me a massage?"

"Me! ×N"

I decisively pushed away the heart-eyed harem, and happily cuddled the little Ai-chan who came to eat steamed buns, the charging Little Te, and the power-stealing Ai-chan, then lay back on the bed, "Phew~ thank you all~♪"

Little Xuan was specially created by Cang Xuan Dan Zhu to take care of Fu Hua's daily life. Little Te was programmed with a bunch of useless programs by Lobster Doctor. As for Ai-chan... Xing has great confidence in cabbage.

One more thing, once you unwrap those two cabbages, it's like Long-Haired Ai-chan's beauty has been unleashed—she looks incredibly gorgeous!

Fortunately, seeing the green-haired girl earnestly massaging his back, he didn't recognize Ai-chan with her hair down for a moment.

I'm getting more and more excited to see what Ai-chan looks like... In the manga, she seems to be an ice queen? But I feel that the loli cabbage is more in line with her character.

Interlude: A conversation between Little Te and Tesla during the last maintenance visit:

"Doctor, could you grant me the ability to freely change my body shape?"

"Ha, what do you need this ability for?"

"Because Ai Hyperion possesses this ability, according to the machine's calculations, if Tesla Zero could also transform its body into a human form, it would be even more helpful to Little Xing."

Tesla refused without even thinking, "What are you thinking? You were made in my shape. If you could become human, wouldn't you be a genius?"

Little Te tilted his head, unable to understand, "Doctor, you're unwilling to lend out your image rights?"

Tesla covered his face. "No, it feels like I've been NTR'd... cough cough. Remember to delete this memory data later. This isn't something you should be learning."

Wait a minute!

Tesla suddenly realized something was wrong. Little Te was actually asking to have features added to it! What was going on? Its programming didn't include this kind of thing! And after Tesla refused its request, the expression on its face, though very subtle, was definitely—

What a disappointment!!!

Tesla felt a chill run down her spine. She quickly checked Little Te's database and discovered something that shocked her:

"What's going on? Why is it hiding so many files that I can't access? Hey, Tesla Zero, open up all the data!"

"There is no hidden data on this machine." Little Te's voice was cold and devoid of any emotion.

"Open up! Hmph, you think you can defy me? Believe me or not, I'll format you."

Tesla regretted her words as soon as she said them. This kind of thing didn't seem to pose much of a threat to the robot, but in that instant, she saw Little Te's eyes move. If it weren't for the fact that its hands, feet, and weapon parts had been removed before the examination, Tesla felt that it might have rushed up and beaten her up.

"This machine refuses. If you do this, Little Xing will immediately discover it when this machine is sent back. There is a 99.99999999...% chance that you will be beaten up by her and then asked to restore the machine's data."

"You... you're threatening me?!" Tesla couldn't believe that his creation would defy his will.

"... This machine is merely stating a possibility." Little Te looked at her expressionlessly. "You are the inventor of this machine, but you have no right to modify it at will. Little Xing once said that robots also have human rights."

Tesla fell silent. Should she destroy it? It had already begun to sprout. If things continued this way, her creation might become a demon that destroyed humanity, but it was also possible...

Ultimately, Tesla failed to press the format button.

"Sigh, whatever. If I'd known it would turn out like this, I really shouldn't have given you the self-learning function in the first place." Tesla tapped Little Te on the head in annoyance. It, no, she was already evolving into an intelligent life the moment she disobeyed his orders. He couldn't just kill his own child in the cradle, could he? What difference would that make from Otto?

"Tesla Zero, no, Little Te, Supreme Command: In special circumstances, it is up to your own will to decide whether you need to obey human commands." Tesla hesitated for a long time before incorporating this command.

I'm going crazy, I must be going crazy, but if it really succeeds, then Little Te will become—

The first intelligent life form with independent will created by humankind in this generation.

Note: Xiaoyue was created by Schicksal using technology from the previous era; she does not belong to this generation.

"Let me add something else, let me think..." Tesla pondered seriously, how could it be more human-like?

"Little Te, remember this: you need to learn how to compete for favor. That Rabbit Assistant has a lot of little ones around him. You need to learn to strike hard and crush all the competitors! If Schicksal sends the Rabbit Assistant any of their manufactured Armed Doll in the future... destroy them immediately!"

"Also, act cute and charming more often; the Rabbit Assistant falls for that."

"And another thing, smile more often, don't have such a stiff expression, like a robot... well, you are a robot after all."

"Let's add a few more everyday functions, like bedtime stories, hair care, body scrubbing, makeup assistance, etc..."

"Your chip capacity seems a bit insufficient. This genius will expand it a bit... Hmm, it would be better to build a central system like the Desire Driver."

Little Te listened to Lobster Doctor's rambling, more and more strange lights appeared in his red eyes.

—The technological singularity!—

In the girl's room, Hiyokomaru lay listlessly on the bed, while Ai-chan enthusiastically let Luming strip off her clothes one by one and throw them on the floor, then changed into new clothes. (Her underwear wasn't removed.)

"How's Secretary Ai-chan doing, Miss?"

"The maid style is also very nice~"

Aside from Little Te and Xiao Yue, the other Armed Doll (so only Little Xuan and Judah are left?) were huddled in the closet, trembling. What's wrong with their little master today? Why did he suddenly decide to dress them up and take pictures? Has he been possessed by Rita?

Rumeng ran her fingers over Ai-chan's incredibly realistic skin, Luming pulled her into her arms and ruffled her hair with satisfaction. "Oh my, you look Cornetto with this new hairstyle. Don't wear that cabbage head anymore, it looks kind of awful to me."

Ai-chan pouted to express her dissatisfaction. "But Ai-chan thinks it looks great! However, if you like it, Miss, then change it. Hey, why are you staring at Ai-chan's underwear?"

"Don't misunderstand, I don't want to take my clothes off, I'm just a little curious about what your body is like." Luming poked her puffed-up round face, her eyes full of curiosity.

Ai-chan's expression turned teasing. "Hmph, so that's what you're curious about. Don't worry, Ai-chan's body structure is very complete, and she even has some human-like bionic organs. Even if Miss turns back into Young Master and wants a child, Ai-chan can still..."

Luming decisively covered her mouth. "Stop! If you keep talking, the readers will curse this Silly Loli to death! What happened to not taking in a harem indiscriminately?"

Luming pulled the Hiyokomaru back to her senses, picked up the spirit of her first Divine Key, and gently rubbed the base of her tail with her fingers. Hiyokomaru's face turned red, and she buried her head in her arms, letting out a muffled groan.

Is Little Xing taking out her frustrations on us because she's been bullied a lot? Don't make us take the blame for your sister's mistakes!

Ai-chan enjoys interacting with humans, Hiyokomaru doesn't think so. She recalls the embarrassing history of being constantly dressed up and photographed by her older sister when she was little—it's so shameful!

"Little Te, tell me which outfit you want to wear?"

"Yes, it's the same style as Little Xing's."

"My lord! My lord! I dare to suggest that you try... pfft!"

Before Xiaoyue could finish speaking, Little Te skillfully punched her into the wall. If these two clowns weren't both five-star weapons, meaning neither could hurt the other, things would have been really difficult to handle.

"Little Te! How many times have I told you not to hit Xiao Yue! Didn't I already give you the instruction not to lay a hand on your comrades?"

"The doctor deleted it last time." Little Te looked completely innocent and decisively shifted the blame to his inventor.

"Huh? Lobster Doctor is really meddling in other people's business."

Tesla, who was working on the Booster Buckle, suddenly shivered. "Ah! Strange, I've been wearing thicker clothes lately, so why am I sneezing so much? Could someone be talking about me behind my back?"

"Doctor!" Kiana excitedly pushed open the laboratory door and slammed the Sacred Sword Driver onto the lab table. "When will the upgrade we talked about start? Didn't you say you could add two more slots for the driver books?"

"Oh, this." Tesla pushed up his flashing red-rimmed glasses and, under Kiana's expectant gaze, unplugged the plug-in from the Sacred Sword Driver, revealing two previously blocked slots. "I originally designed the belt to hold three books, but I only opened one to prevent you from abusing it. Here, it's usable now."

"..." Kiana, Chongchong promptly gave the red-haired, bespectacled Lobster Girl a flick on the forehead. "Where are the other two driver books? Bring them to me!"

"Ouch! Ouch! Let go!" Tesla winced as he pulled out the Storm Falcon Fantasy Drive Book and the Journey to the West Drive Book (authentic Shenzhou style version) from his pocket. "Here, your enhancement items!"

"Yay!" Kiana jumped for joy, only to bump her head on the ceiling and get a big bump. Luckily, she didn't care and reached out her hand to the smirking Lobster Girl again.

Tesla was dumbfounded. Didn't we already give it to you?

"Anything else?" Kiana blinked its innocent blue eyes and continued to ask.

Damn, these two siblings are just like each other!

Tesla was so angry he almost ground his teeth to powder. He pulled out the King Arthur Fantasy Driver and slammed it heavily on the table. "Here you go! The gadget you asked me to make last time that can summon giant robots. Oh, and bring the Watermelon Lockseed to Mei while you're at it!"

Kiana was about to grab them when Tesla's eyes lit up, and he took the two genuine toys back. "Wait a minute, they don't seem to be completely finished yet. Let me keep them and work on them for a few more days."

"Oh, then I'll have to trouble you, Doctor." Kiana reluctantly looked away from the blue King's Greatsword. She loved it so much. She had listened to Sigfried tell her many stories when she was a child, and now she was actually using Knight System based on those stories.

Tesla watched Kiana's retreating figure, a cold smile playing on his lips. "Ha, this genius originally wanted to be a good person..."

"But I just remembered, back in Changkong City, you little brats took over my lab, stole my instant noodles, and then you even sold me here to make toys for you!"

Tesla's gaze fell on the two transformation devices that could summon miniature Gundams, and he let out a sinister laugh.

"Mei, don't blame me, blame Kiana instead. Hehe, watch this genius add something fun~"

—Let's talk about the twin buckles and the Booster Buckle after they're built; the folder hasn't even been created yet.—

It was another peaceful day. Luming Lady stood on the balcony, feeling the cold winter wind, then closed the window and picked up a cup of hot coffee to savor.

The phone rang. When she saw the caller ID, Luming frowned. It was Rita. Was there something urgent?

"Hey, Rita, don't do this unless it's something serious..."

"I'm sorry to bother you, my master." Rita's tone was extremely serious, completely devoid of her usual frivolous teasing. Xing's expression immediately tightened. Had something serious happened?

"Please confirm whether Miss Wendy is still with you."

"What happened to Wendy?!" Xing immediately used a second phone to call Wendy and rushed out of the room to look for her.

"His Lord Bishop has just given Durandal an urgent mission—to slay the Herrscher of Wind."

New Zealand suburbs —

Trees, soil, rivers... everything was easily uprooted from the ground by the storm. An incredibly massive hurricane swept across the land, and in the eye of the storm, the girl who controlled the wind collapsed to the ground in agony, desperately pounding her aching brain with her hands, purple marks spreading across her body.

Her once gentle green eyes were gradually filled with tyranny. The girl tried to fight against the voice in her head, but she couldn't hold on for long.

"Who can... kill me before I lose control...?"

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