What to Do When Valkyries Can Become Weapons?
Chapter 96

A Commission from Mom

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Fortunately, he is quite wealthy and possesses the Key of Erosion, Jizo-Mitama, which allows him to basically look down on all hackers in this world.

My daily income comes from finding the terrorists' accounts, emptying their funds, sending their coordinates to professionals, donating most of the funds to charity, and keeping a little for myself.

There's also the exploitation of those capitalists who accept bribes; even if their ill-gotten gains suddenly disappear, they won't dare to make a fuss.

In conclusion, Sin Kaslana, the vice-captain of the Fire Moth Squad of the Far East Branch of Schicksal, has made significant contributions to world peace.

To prevent the Silly Mom from becoming an idol due to the financial problems of the St. Freya Academy, he would regularly and anonymously transfer a considerable sum of money to Theresa's account in the name of KK.

But why is Theresa saying that some unknown sucker has been constantly sending her money lately? Is she talking about me?

As he lay on the grass contemplating life, the Crimson Kite Bird nestled affectionately beside him, pushing the poor Crimson Kite's Wings aside.

He regularly visits the Crimson Kite Ecological Reserve to see these adorable little creatures. Since they were moved to the island next to the St. Freya Academy, they have become the students' best companions during their free time.

These mythical beasts are incredibly intelligent; they can sense changes in your emotions and will try to make you happy. Aside from the Crimson Kite's Wings, which only favors one person, the other Crimson Kite Bird generally enjoy playing with their young.

Yes, the Valkyrie who enroll at the St. Freya Academy are mostly children, or rather, most of the Valkyrie who are currently studying are at an age where they can be called "children".

Rita hid in the bushes not far away and quickly pressed the shutter button to capture the boy's handsome moment.

The man, who had a penchant for younger women, was panting heavily, incredibly excited.

Wow, that's great! To dare come to such a secluded and quiet place alone, you really lack vigilance. But it's alright, let Rita teach you a lesson...

Rita Losweiser (×)

Rita is super sexy (√)

Just as Rita was about to make her move on the unsuspecting boy, someone suddenly tapped her shoulder lightly from behind. Rita kicked back alertly, but her leg was grabbed as soon as it went out, and she and her body were pulled up and thrown away.

With a gloomy expression Fu Hua held a Crimson Kite Bird in one hand and grabbed Rita's black stockings with the other. Who do you think was secretly protecting him?

Don't be smug!

Rita, seeing stars after being thrown around, exclaimed, "Lady Fu Hua, it's you again?!"

——Divider——

As the headmistress of the St. Freya Academy, Theresa Apollyon is extremely serious and responsible. It's impossible for her to slack off and read comics during work hours. She's an S-Rank Valkyrie!

Theresa closed the HOMU comic, rubbed her eyes wearily, yawned, and said, "Phew, so tired, but I still have to do my work."

On her desk, a huge pile of documents waiting to be processed seemed to be telling of her loneliness. All day long, this little girl has been slacking off. Where is your dignity as the headmistress?

"I really want to work hard and then slack off, but why is the workload so heavy lately?!" Theresa complained. The documents she'd received in the last few days were equivalent to a year's worth! Are you kidding me?

The good news is that there won't be any new jobs for the next few weeks.

"Ugh, oh well, I still have to do my job. I'll check online to see if there are any updates to Humo Adventure before I get to work." Theresa opened the HOMU official website, but her eyes were drawn to an important notice.

The grand opening of the new HOMU -themed amusement park is here with a huge promotion! A variety of rare HOMU comics and related merchandise will be available for a limited time – within the next few days! You might even have the chance to meet HOMU's creator Mu Yue Ren Dong, in person at the park!

PS: Mu Yue Ren Dong is Welt Yang's pen name.

I want to go!

Theresa was excited to pack her bags and head to the new HOMU -themed amusement park, which was far from the Far East, but as the headmaster, she couldn't leave without permission, and she still had a lot of work to do.

She glanced at the dusty calendar hanging on the wall, then at the latest completion date marked on the documents, and immediately tossed them aside. "There's still more than a month left! I knew there were so many! Time to go to HOMU Park!"

Sigh, I can't leave my post without permission, what should I do? If I miss this time, I don't know when it will be re-released again. These might be the last chance to make up for the rare comics and dolls that I couldn't get.

What should I do? If only there was someone else I could cover for a week...

Huh?!

Theresa slapped her forehead. "That's right, how come I didn't think of that? Son, come help Mom with her work for a few days!" She quickly dialed Xing's number.

On the other side—

Bronya and Wendy faced off, separated only by a young boy, creating a tense atmosphere.

Zhengtai sensed that a fight was about to break out at any moment, and decisively sought outside help.

Order Emissary Archives —

Might Be A Little Itchy Oh: "@I I Will Always Like Spirits, Ms. Shiori, are you there? I urgently need your help."

I Will Always Like Spirits: "Don't rush, speak slowly, I will do my best to help you."

Might Be A Little Itchy Oh: "Here's the thing..."

The Peerless Assassin: "@I I Will Always Like Spirits, Itsuka Shiori, you get out here! I followed your instructions to go on a date with them, and I ended up being locked in the gap for three whole days, three whole days!"

Might Be A Little Itchy Oh: "Only three days seems like not much... Wait, a gap? The Branch World you govern wouldn't happen to be one of them?!"

Peerless Assassin: "Oh? You and You Hui are from the same place? That's right, just like you thought, the land favored by the gods, the last sanctuary for youkai, Gensokyo."

Peerless Assassin: "I'm not talking anymore, Marisa asked me to go with her to steal books from the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Bye~"

Might Be A Little Itchy Oh: "Isn't this guy a winner in life?"

I Will Always Like Spirits: "Um, about how to deal with it..."

"Might Be A Little Itchy Oh: Ahem, no need to trouble you any longer, Ms. Shiori. Please excuse me."

Just kidding. Considering the level of those so-called "love experts" in Ratatoskr, it's a miracle they weren't stabbed by Bronya last time. Forget it.

Abyss Shadow: "Please wait a moment."

Might Be A Little Itchy Oh: "Hey, what's up?"

Abyss Shadow: "How do you feel about the Branch World you govern?"

Might Be A Little Itchy Oh: "I love this world and am willing to give everything to protect it. Not only because I love it, but also because the people I love live in this world."

Abyss Shadow: "Is that so? As expected, only someone like her can become a competent Order Emissary."

Might Be A Little Itchy Oh: "Her?"

Abyss Shadow: "It's nothing. I'm sorry I took up your time."

After trying for a long time, they still couldn't find a solution, and the eye contact between Bronya and Wendy became increasingly intense, with the possibility of them starting to fight at any moment.

Indeed, relying on heaven, earth, or others is not as good as relying on yourself!

Fortunately, he took a deep breath and hugged the two who were about to fight to his chest.

"I care about both of you, and it would break my heart if you got hurt fighting each other. So let's get along well, okay?"

He blushed and made his harem declaration, risking being beaten up by them.

Bronya's brain almost crashed. This idiot said it so sincerely. If I keep making a fuss, wouldn't I seem unreasonable?

Wendy's brain had overheated and crashed. Being held so tightly by Brother Xing, ah, I have no regrets...

Bronya pinched her thigh hard, forcing herself to wake up. Being touched so closely was incredibly stimulating, no less so than when Seele forcibly kissed her.

Meanwhile, in the Quantum Sea, in Seele's room—

Seele (in white) said worriedly to her other self, "My other self, do you think Sister Bronya might have fallen for someone else while I was gone?"

Seele (dark-skinned) grinned. "Who knows? Maybe when you see her again, she'll be with her boyfriend, hehehe..."

Later, when Xing arrived at their place riding the Herrscher of Reason motorcycle and wielding the Heavenly Fire Judgment, both Hei Xi and Bai Xi became withdrawn.

The real world—

After calming down, Bronya thought for a moment and asked a new question, "If that's the case, then between me and Wendy, who do you like more? You can't say you like them both, tell me who's number one in your heart!"

Upon hearing this, the boy's forehead was covered in sweat. Here comes the inevitable life-or-death question in any chaotic situation: no matter who you choose, a bloody storm is unavoidable. It's the age-old dilemma that everyone who wants to build a harem must face!

"Bronya is calm and decisive, and we get along very well. Wendy is gentle and lovely, and I spend the most time with her. If I had to choose one of you, I would choose..."

The two little girls looked at him expectantly, while Xing silently prepared to write her will.

"I choose..." Is there anyone who can save him? He's willing to do anything to help!

"Ring ring~" Xing had never felt that the caller ID on his terminal was so pleasant. He quickly answered the phone, "Hello?"

Theresa's anxious voice rang out. "Xing, come to my office right now! I have an urgent task for you! It's a task only you can complete!"

Nice! Well done, Mom!

As if granted a pardon, they skipped away, leaving the two little girls staring at each other with wide eyes.

"Wendy, have you noticed that if you want to get Sachi, you have to get past the headmaster?"

"Bronya, there's something I'm not sure if I should say."

"I hate riddle tellers! Hurry up and tell me!"

"Um, there's a plot in a novel I've been reading recently that's similar to ours. It seems like Principal Theresa is our biggest rival right now, isn't she?"

"What? Are you kidding me? Xing is her adopted son!"

"They're not even my biological children."

Bronya & Wendy: "..."

Indeed, aside from Yae Sakura and Luna, this is the only one with a 90% affinity rating in both directions.

Fortunately, I don't have any intention of Change of Heart for the time being.

Principal's Office —

Faced with the white pantyhose, Nun's habit, headscarf, and boots that Theresa handed her, Xing's lips twitched wildly. "So you called me here just to make me wear your clothes and cover for you for a week? I refuse!"

Theresa, tears welling in her eyes, rubbed her face against her son's, who tried to push her away with a look of disgust. "Waaah, my good boy, please understand Mommy's love for HOMU. Just this once, I swear, just this once!"

Xing's attitude was very firm. "No means no, I have my bottom line!"

When Theresa refused, she simply collapsed to the ground, sobbing and rolling around, "Waaaaah, the rare HOMU comics and dolls! Those are things I've always dreamed of, waaaaah..."

For some reason, he suddenly remembered his silly little sister who often acted spoiled towards him, and she did the same thing when he didn't give her what she wanted.

Damn, I suddenly realized I have absolutely no resistance to crying lolis!

With a sigh, he helped Theresa up from the ground. "Alright, stop crying, my dear mother, I promise, okay?"

The white-haired dwarf, who had been crying incessantly, instantly changed his expression. "Really? It's a deal!"

Fake crying is definitely an essential skill for every girl.

"But—" Xing shifted her gaze to the pile of documents waiting to be processed on her desk, "What should I do with those? I'm not good at handling official business."

Theresa waved her hand dismissively. "Oh dear, those aren't due until next month, a few weeks' delay is fine. Come on, let Mom see how cute you are in my clothes..."

The white-haired girl rubbed her little hands together, her eyes sparkling with hearts as she approached the boy. (A mother's love turned sour.)

"Go away, I'll do it myself."

Fortunately, he raised his hand and slapped her away. (Not hard at all.)

In the bathroom——

The naked young boy held the same Nun's habit as Theresa (Valkyrie Oath original skin), his eyes filled with conflict.

Yae Sakura and the others in the Stigmata Space: "Quickly, transmigrate!"

"What are you two doing here?!" Sensing something was wrong, the Miko kicked Cang Xuan and Dan Zhu back.

Even Kallen (a fragment of personality), who usually spends her days in a daze, has become interested in turning her attention to the real world.

Unaware that the live-streamed boy was taking a deep breath, he switched the positions of Kallen Hymn on the back of his hand and Fu Hua Border Guard on his back.

"If we're going to seek thrills, then let's go all out."

Additional setting: If Sachi wants to transform into a higher form of someone, that person's Stigmata will be transferred to the position on his back.

Stigmata Power - Low-Tier Liberation -

A white light enveloped the entire bathroom, and the girl's graceful figure appeared and disappeared within it, but as if suppressed by something, her size rapidly shrank.

A moment later, a white-haired, blue-eyed Nun pushed open the door and came out. At first glance, she looked exactly like Theresa, except that she wasn't wearing a headscarf.

Theresa's eyes widened in admiration. She circled Xing several times, growing more and more enamored with her. "No wonder she's my child! She perfectly inherited the world's cutest qualities. Let's look in the mirror and see how we differ!"

When she dragged her blushing face to the mirror, Theresa became withdrawn.

Suddenly, she realized that, in this state, her son seemed to be more attractive than her... (Luckily, she had the blessing of the "Charm Domain")

What she didn't know was that the person standing next to her was actually her daughter.

Deeply hurt, Theresa packed her bags and left alone. Before leaving, she repeatedly instructed Xing, "Little Xing, just sit here pretending to be me. Don't worry about anything else. Contact me if anything unexpected happens. Don't be reckless, understand?"

Theresa dared to ask Xing to stand guard for her because the child's bad luck hadn't taken effect for a long time, so surely it wouldn't cause trouble again at this time?

"Yes, I do." Xing nodded repeatedly.

"I'll explain the situation to Kiana and the others, saying you've gone on a low-risk secret mission. They absolutely mustn't discover that I'm the one in disguise, or the headmistress will lose all face..."

Fortunately, he thought to himself, "That kind of thing is long gone."

"That's all I have to tell you. Mom will bring you and Bronya a copy when she comes back. You must protect yourself. Don't let Rita get close to you, understand? If she dares to get close to you, just smash her with Judah. Anyway, she's not that easy to kill."

"Oh, right, and this voice changer... Son, why does your voice sound just like mine now?"

Fortunately, she turned her head away awkwardly, "I, I learned a little bit of voice imitation from Bronya."

"I see." Theresa had no doubt whatsoever; it was perfectly normal for Bronya, an assassin and spy, to know this.

After reluctantly explaining everything, Theresa handed Sachi the headmaster's personal terminal and an emergency communicator. Then, she packed her bags and secretly left on a small transport ship.

In the huge principal's office, the white-haired loli sat bored in a chair, restlessly scanning her surroundings.

This table is huge; I could totally take a nap on it if I got sleepy. And why is there a hidden compartment here? Is it for storing confidential documents?

No, it's a limited edition HOMU comic.

And that calendar hanging on the wall over there— Theresa is still using it? And why is it covered in dust? How long has it been since she used it?

Luckily, I stepped on Judah and took the calendar down from the wall. I took out my terminal and compared the specific dates, and found that the calendar hadn't been torn off for a month.

On the transport ship, Theresa put down her luggage, comfortably reclined in a chair, and said to herself, "Just this once, let myself relax. After that, I'll have to get back to work. Sigh, next month is the annual inspection. Schicksal Headquarters will send people to inspect the Valkyrie training at the St. Freya Academy. This is a big deal, I must be on high alert. By the way, let the Fire Moth's influence expand again at Schicksal Headquarters. Their campaign against Chiyou caused quite a stir last time."

Author's Note—

In my personal opinion, Theresa's intellectual limitations weren't fully unlocked before her falling out with Otto. It was only after the breakup that she needed to use her brain more frequently, and her intelligence gradually increased.

However, Theresa wasn't that stupid before that, otherwise how could she have established herself in the Schicksal? It wouldn't have been possible to rely solely on Otto's protection.

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