Kurotsuchi: That Blondie Had No Shame, Kabuto Became a Dragon

haven't seen you for a long time?

Kurotsuchi looked up at Naruto's face and suddenly remembered that she seemed to have seen him before. During the Five Kage Summit in the Land of Iron, the Fifth Hokage seemed to have only brought one bodyguard.

What's most impressive is his blond hair and his extremely arrogant attitude. The Fifth Hokage seems to have said something like, "If it's just a bodyguard, this guy alone is enough."

From Naruto's perspective, Kurotsuchi had a small face, wore a red short-sleeved dress, and black fishnet stockings. She didn't exude any seductive charm; instead, she possessed a youthful vivacity and a mischievous, quirky air.

"Konohagakure resident, Naruto Uzumaki?" she asked tentatively.

"That's right, it's me." He smiled and then started to lie, "I saw you lying in an alley on the way, and I couldn't find your parents nearby, so I brought you back."

Kurotsuchi: "."

She stared at Naruto with an expression that said he was an idiot, then opened her mouth as if she wanted to say something but hesitated. Finally, she couldn't help but ask.

Do you think I'm an idiot?

"Nice legs."

The two were talking at cross purposes, but Kurotsuchi glanced at him and immediately understood what he meant. This guy didn't care about his thoughts at all; he was just going through the motions to fool him.

The thought of this made me even angrier.

The other person knows you don't believe them, but they still lie to you without restraint. Because they don't care whether you believe them or not, they just want to do it, and this hurts their self-esteem.

After a moment, she remembered that she had been knocked unconscious. And the person who knocked her out was undoubtedly the blond-haired man in front of her, whose strength was unknown.

But the person who can serve as the Fifth Hokage's personal bodyguard must be far stronger than himself.

"Thank you for the compliment." She was inwardly cursing, but outwardly remained calm and said, "What have I done to offend you?"

"No, on the contrary, I admire you very much," Naruto said casually. "There's a quality about you that attracts me, so I invited you here."

Upon hearing this, Kurotsuchi Tu was embarrassed.

Damn you, you old pervert! All you want to see are legs, why are you making such a big deal out of it? No matter how fancy your words are, it's still just about seeing legs. She may not be old, but she should know her place.

She was neither rich nor generous.

Iwagakure is more like a small feudal dynasty; women don't flaunt their bodies or show off their assets everywhere. It is precisely because of this that the brothels in Iwagakure are so large.

Things that can't be done during the day can be done at night, and not only can they be done, but they can also be done in circles. Even a starved camel in Iwagakure is bigger than a horse; there are still quite a few powerful figures in the village.

Unlike the Land of Fire, where the Hokage and the Daimyo meet as kings, in the Land of Earth, the Tsuchikage of Iwagakure holds the majority of power. The village's nobles do not reside in the Capital City the Land of Earth, simply because it is not a village.

Generally speaking, the people of Iwagakure are conservative, but they have quite a wild side in private. Like the refined gentlemen of ancient times, they are polite to beautiful women, but that doesn't stop them from exchanging concubines at night.

Kurotsuchi has indeed reached the prime of her life, but due to the etiquette of Iwagakure, she can't show her breasts, so she'll just have to show her legs. Once she becomes the Tsuchikage, she can show them however she wants.

"Thank you. What do you like about me? I'll change it," Kurotsuchi said politely, thinking to herself, "You idiot, why don't you just die? You bastard!"

"Legs," Naruto said succinctly, pointing to the fishnet stockings.

In an instant, Kurotsuchi's expression froze. He thought to himself, "If I'd known you liked this, I should have gained weight and gotten 'carrot legs,' you pervert!"

"Heh." She gritted her teeth, maintaining a smile on her face, while inwardly cursing Naruto countless times.

But she was no match for him; when you're under someone's roof, you have to bow your head. Even before they made a move, Kurotsuchi could clearly sense the difference in strength between herself and the person in front of her.

The difference in strength is generally not apparent, just as everything requires personal experience. However, in certain special circumstances, the dangerous aura emanating from certain individuals can be detected at a glance.

She glanced at Naruto again; he had blond hair. One look was enough—she knew he was someone she couldn't beat. That dangerous aura about him was mysterious and unsettling, like a deer before a lion.

An instinctive reaction from the bottom of my heart, a sixth sense frantically alerting me.

"The reason I invited you here is because I need your help with a small matter." Naruto hesitated for a moment before revealing his true purpose.

"How can I help you?" Kurotsuchi asked, looking at Naruto warily.

"It's like this." Naruto slowly paced back and forth, feigning deep thought, and began with his classic opening line, "I have a friend."

"Um... no need to hide it, there are no outsiders here." Kurotsuchi interrupted Naruto, she hated men who were so indecisive and long-winded.

"Well, my teacher is over fifty years old and practically on his deathbed. His only wish now is to have more followers. I don't have the ability to help him fulfill his dream," Naruto said sincerely.

Ming said a lot, Kurotsuchi understood. This guy went around in circles, talking about legs and friends, but it turns out he just wanted to convert Kurotsuchi to a religion?

What religious sect is it?

"The Evil God Cult that brings good fortune through chest-opening techniques!" Naruto shouted.

Evil God Cult? Isn't that a small cult from the Land of Hot Water?

I heard that the believers there are extremely fanatical. They not only use blood as a medicinal ingredient, but also risk their lives by piercing themselves in order to seek the Evil God's Blessing.

"I've never heard of this sect, and I'll be the Tsuchikage in the future, so I can't believe in this. So... I'm sorry." Kurotsuchi's attitude was unexpectedly firm.

Upon hearing this, Naruto was taken aback and slightly surprised.

I thought to myself, I didn't ask for your opinion, I was just informing you. Why are you telling me so much? What does it have to do with me whether it's possible or not? Right now, she has to compromise.

"Does Ōnoki only have one granddaughter?" he suddenly asked.

She had prepared herself for his anger, but this man seemed to act unpredictably. Not only did he show no anger, but he even asked an unrelated question.

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"Do you know that without my permission, we can't get out of here at all?" Naruto pointed to the Sealing Space and asked again.

"I don't know." She shook her head, not quite understanding the connection between the two.

But at the same time, I was also a little nervous, not knowing what this person would say. Perhaps they would threaten her with violence, saying they wouldn't let her out if she didn't comply or refuse a certain position.

Who knew

"This means that if I go out now and tell Ōnoki that you're pregnant with my child, he'll not only have to accept it reluctantly, but he'll also have to ask me if the baby is safe?"

"Huh?" Kurotsuchi was dumbfounded; this was a path she had never imagined.

Holy crap! This is outrageous! What kind of outrageous statement is this? This is supposed to be a tense and exciting negotiation, shouldn't it start with a tense standoff, and then he uses his wit to defuse the crisis?

Starting with pregnancy and childbirth, are all experts this low-class?

While it has to be said that this method is unbelievable, it does work. Kurotsuchi can imagine that if what Huang Mao said came true, his grandfather, with his temper, would actually have to swallow his pride and accept it.

Their family wasn't large, and Grandpa was constantly worried about the succession to the position of Tsuchikage. Even though she was already one of the leading figures of the younger generation, she still couldn't satisfy Grandpa enough.

He might be angry, but that doesn't diminish his affection for his grandparents. Grandpa might want to kill that blond-haired kid, but out of respect for him, he'll most likely hold back.

This method is just too despicable; it's utterly inhuman.

"You you you!!!" She staggered back dozens of meters, pointing at Naruto with a shocked expression, looking at the blond-haired man's inhumanly mocking expression.

She immediately realized that this person was probably not just talking.

"What do you mean, 'I'? That's all I can say. It would be impolite to say anything more." Naruto said with a shrug, "As for the choice, that's up to you."

"Don't worry, I'm a very principled person and I will never interfere with your choices. Do whatever you want, don't worry about me."

When Naruto said this, Kurotsuchi made no attempt to hide her contempt for him.

"What exactly do you want from me?" She could no longer contain herself and finally stopped pretending, staring at Naruto angrily as she asked.

"Huh? Wasn't I clear enough?" Naruto asked in surprise. "If you become Evil God follower, I will absolutely not interfere with anything you do."

"Really?" Kurotsuchi looked slightly doubtful.

"Of course, I swear in the name of my teacher," Naruto said casually. "You may not believe in my character, but you've surely heard of Jiraiya, one of the Legendary Sannin, right?"

"The Legendary Sannin?" She hesitated slightly. "Not only have I heard of them, but their reputation is truly astounding."

She thought about it for a moment, figuring that no one would risk their teacher's character to do something wrong. After a brief hesitation, she nodded.

"Then it's settled, it's a deal."

"Okay, I'm Uchiha. No, sorry, I just said it offhand." Naruto was a little embarrassed; how could he travel the world without an alternate account?

"Ahem, I lost my composure. Let's do it again. I, Naruto Uzumaki, will never break my promise."

Hearing this, Kurotsuchi felt slightly relieved. She hadn't even considered trying to compete; there was no point in even looking—she was simply no match for them. Since she was just following a trivial, Evil God Cult, she might as well just accept it for now.

As far as she knew, most of the followers of that so-called Evil God Cult hadn't experienced any extraordinary adventures. Thinking that nothing would change anyway, she was still herself.

I simply agreed. Now I'm at their mercy; we can deal with the rest after we get out.

That was indeed her plan, so she didn't resist the influence of the Evil God follower at all. Everything went very smoothly, the obscure process was incredibly smooth and silky, unimaginably so.

All thanks to Kurotsuchi's cooperation; with a "ding," Kurotsuchi's information panel popped up. Naruto looked up and glanced at it.

Kurotsuchi Soil

[Iwagakure - Jonin - Female - 18 years old]

[Evil God follower - Playable. (Options hidden)]

[Talent: Lava Release]

Comment: Leg shadow.

He skimmed through the lines, his gaze lingering for a moment on the last line, thinking to himself that the system's evaluation was truly apt. Not only was it refined, but it was also becoming increasingly accurate.

Kurotsuchi's overall strength isn't particularly outstanding, but her Kekkei Genkai is exceptional. Not all Kekkei Genkai have to be invincible like Dust Release to be considered excellent; being able to use them flexibly is already a remarkable achievement.

After all, monsters and geniuses aren't Earth Flow yet; having Kekkei Genkai already puts one far ahead of ordinary people. Moreover, Kurotsuchi has the added advantage of resources, possessing Chakra with water, earth, and fire attributes.

From another perspective, a genius girl with three types of Chakra, possessing Kekkei Genkai, and without any obvious weaknesses, is already, in a sense, one of the best among the younger generation.

However, Naruto values Kurotsuchi's identity more than her abilities. She is the granddaughter of Ōnoki, the future Tsuchikage, and a woman who can influence the Land of Earth.

The combined value of these three factors is extraordinary. It's safe to say Naruto really struck gold this time, trading a spot belonging to an Evil God follower for the entire Iwagakure.

Not only that, it also accelerated the progress of the mission.

Once the pact of Evil God follower is formed, it means that Kurotsuchi will never be able to get rid of Naruto. Not only will she be unable to reveal any information about him, but she will also be forced to obey his orders.

Although they are free most of the time, everything is carried out in accordance with Naruto's wishes whenever Naruto's interests are involved.

After the ceremony, Kurotsuchi looked down at himself. He touched his face and, finding that nothing seemed to have happened, felt somewhat relieved.

But the next second, Naruto's words shattered her mental defenses.

"This is a semi-slave contract; you cannot refuse any reasonable request I make."

"What!" She turned her head sharply, staring intently at Naruto. "Didn't you just say you wouldn't interfere in anything I do? You've gone back on your word!"

"No, I didn't intend to interfere with you. I just mentioned the contract." Naruto smiled. "Don't worry, I will definitely keep my word."

"Outside of the contract, I will absolutely not interfere with your freedom. If anything happens, I will exercise my rights under the contract."

"Shameless!" she cursed angrily.

"I'm not going to waste my breath on you anymore, goodbye." Naruto decisively made his escape, his consciousness exiting the Sealing Space. After looking around and finding no immediate danger, he...

He reopened the Gate of Hades and set up coordinates not far from Iwagakure. With a Space-Time Ninjutsu, he took a step and hid at the edge of the boulder.

The next second, Kurotsuchi was released from the Sealing Space.

"There's no point in saying more. Go back and think about it slowly." Naruto was even a little impatient, his attitude changing drastically, perfectly embodying the ruthless nature of the character.

Kurotsuchi turned and left without a word. She could still sense Naruto's presence; even though they were now far apart, that feeling seemed to linger deep within her mind.

Taking a deep breath, she ran quickly towards Iwagakure (Iwagakure).

Land of Rice.

In one of Orochimaru's abandoned caves, a shadowy figure, both human and snake, flickered on the dark stone walls. A rustling sound echoed through the cave, like the scraping of scales against the ground.

"Hooray! Hehe!! I did it! I did it!"

A frenzied voice rang out, and the shadowy figure, both human and snake, writhed wildly, its robes falling away to reveal a pale face. Half of Kabuto's face was covered in scales, and his snake eyes were vertical.

"I did it!"