Naruto in Konoha: The Ultimate Slacker
Chapter 485

Obito, Rin Nohara Will Never Remember You-Go Dream Your Sweet Dream!

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He casually wrapped his arms around Konan's waist, his thumb expertly tracing a line down her back. Konan, caught off guard in his arms, was taken aback. Although it was impromptu, this man was far too skilled.

Seeing that the other person didn't seem to find it abrupt at all, Konan immediately understood what kind of person he was.

That's hilarious.

Konan was pinned down, struggling incessantly, their heads already pressed together in a kiss. At least that's how it appeared from Obito's perspective, but in reality...

My face hurts so much!

She couldn't help but think to herself, "Are you going to suck my face into your mouth?" Although listening to Obito's heart-wrenching screams was indeed quite exciting, her face hurt.

Can you please not be so rough? If you really can't handle it, just kiss me!

It sounds ridiculous, but during the long wait, the two talked about many details of the plan, and even what to say and what expression to make when they met Obito.

This is the only part that was omitted, not out of embarrassment, but because the situation was unpredictable and had to be handled purely on a case-by-case basis.

Everything depends on Obito Uchiha's condition, after all, no one can say for sure what state Obito be in after using the Rinnegan to revive Rin Nohara.

If someone is delirious, it's manageable, but if they still have a breath left and their mind is still clear, they're definitely not easy to fool. The former can be faked however you like, but the latter, even if you go all out, will only backfire.

That's why the two of them simply skipped this part.

Now it's time to adapt to the situation. Both Naruto and Konan can see that Obito Uchiha condition is not good; his mind is starting to become muddled.

He couldn't even stumble toward Naruto and Konan. After accidentally tripping and falling, he was unable to get up and looked extremely disheveled and dirty.

In this situation, Konan knew that the other person was confused and was mistaking her for Rin Nohara. This also meant that she had more room to improvise, and she didn't need to bother to rationalize her role as Rin Nohara.

In other words, logic is irrelevant now. All we need to do is keep giving Obito Uchiha stronger stimuli to keep his emotions in a state of flux.

Death was devouring his brain, leaving him no time to think about anything in front of him, ignoring many details, leaving only pain.

"No! No!" Konan shouted, struggling desperately, but her eyes calmly glanced at Obito kneeling on the Obito not far away.

Naruto was speechless. Even though it was a camera trick, they were still kissing. What was the point of her shouting out loud? A normal person would have been exposed by now. This woman was really crazy.

Logically speaking, Obito Uchiha was barely clinging to life and his mind was clouded. A little pretense would have sufficed; there was no need for such an exaggerated display.

He planned to use Konan, disguised as Rin Nohara, to provoke Obito, and then, before Obito died, tell him his plan to erase his existence, so that Obito would die with resentment and anger.

But Konan seemed to have her own ideas. Despite her terrible acting skills and constant cries of "no," she grabbed her clothes with her other hand and ripped them apart with a loud tear.

Naruto: "."

Damn, why does this scene look so familiar?

He suddenly remembered that the bookshelf full of comics in the living room hadn't been put away. Konan was only staying temporarily, and he hadn't even bothered to tidy it up. Not to mention the comics on the bookshelf; they were minor details, and who among adults would care?

In any case, let you figure things out on your own. I didn't tell you to study Royal Comics, damn it, is that so easy to learn?

Just as Naruto came to his senses, his hand was pulled under Konan's back and began to move up her smooth spine. Konan stumbled, and Naruto's hand slid away.

Before I could even react, Konan's affected, ambiguous voice came through again.

This quick combo left Naruto completely bewildered, thinking to himself that Obito's learning efficiency was quite high. At this moment, Obito Uchiha emotionally agitated, and his life force was rapidly draining away.

"Uzumaki Naruto, I'll kill you!"

His eyes were bloodshot, Rinnegan rapidly shrank. His fingers gripped the ground tightly as he gritted his teeth and stared at Naruto, who was groping Rin Nohara.

Unfortunately, Naruto didn't take his words seriously. Instead, Obito even more aggressive and could only roar in pain, his neck turning red and warm.

Seeing that the show was almost over, Naruto stopped, Konan changed back to her original appearance.

The two approached Obito, who was barely able to speak. Naruto kicked him, but Obito didn't react at all. Konan watched coldly from the side, her demeanor completely different from before.

"Is he dead?" she asked.

"No, he's still on his last breath. Wouldn't that be going too far?" Naruto said, but a smile appeared on his face.

Obito Uchiha too far, threatening Ino and Hinata's safety. Even if he was polite before, the subtext was clearly, "You'll be gone sometime soon, won't you?"

Mercy? What merciful gesture can we use?

He wished he could grind Obito Uchiha to dust on the spot, and his patience until now was only to take revenge on him in a more cruel way.

He who kills will be killed by others.

Since Obito Uchiha did such an unethical thing, Naruto naturally had to be even more shameless than him, giving him a taste of his own medicine.

He was naturally worried that Obito Uchiha would die now, which would be too easy for him.

If it weren't for the belief that Obito, in his current state, wasn't very aware of the outside world, there would be no need to do anything so outrageous in front of him. In the end, the two of them might really have gone all the way.

There's no need to do all this futile work now; we can just lie directly.

"That's too much. You can't go too far with someone like that." Konan kicked Obito in the head. "I never thought he would have someone he cares about, huh."

"Yeah, that's great, otherwise I wouldn't know how to torture this bastard." Naruto spat at Obito on the ground.

"What do we do now?" Konan asked Naruto.

When you're under someone's roof, you have to bow your head. Even though Konan desperately wanted to kill Obito Uchiha in front of her, and even though she harbored immense resentment, she still had to listen to Naruto.

"He's not dead yet, let's wake him up." Naruto said, squatting down Obito Uchiha awake.

In the instant he struck, he channeled a Chakra into Obito's body to keep him conscious. With his memories intact, Obito regained consciousness, somewhat unsure if this world was real.

Is he dead?

He struggled to open his eyes, and the moment he saw Naruto, his eyes widened in anger, all the memories from just moments before flooding back into his mind. But then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw Konan, and he was instantly stunned.

Wasn't Konan dead? He was certain that she was seriously injured and would die, and there was no way she could still be alive. This absurd sense of unreality made Obito suddenly pause.

Am I already dead?

"Don't look at me like that. You're not dead yet, but you're almost there. You only have one last breath left, so I can let you die knowing why," Naruto explained from the side.

Upon hearing this, Obito froze for a moment, then suddenly threw a punch at Naruto. Unfortunately, his punch was weak and easily dodged by Naruto with a slight turn of his head.

"You bastard! What did you do to Rin?!" Obito glared at Naruto.

"Nothing much?" He still smiled, squatted down, a hint of disdain on his face, and said, word by word, "You like her?"

Obito didn't answer, he just stared intently at Naruto.

"What does this have to do with you?"

"Of course it's related. You asked me what I did to her?" Naruto smiled. "I didn't do anything to her, but Rin Nohara is quite attractive."

"You're asking for it!!" Obito roared, veins bulging on his neck. "I'm going to kill you!"

"Don't be silly, you only have one breath left." Naruto stood up. "Stop talking nonsense and face reality, Obito Uchiha."

"What are you going to do to Rin? Let me tell you, Naruto Uzumaki, if you dare to do anything to Rin, I'll kill myself and never let you get away with it!"

Obito roared, his fingers digging tightly into the grass, and glared at Naruto.

"It's okay if you lied to me, but if you lay a hand on Rin, Kakashi won't let you get away with it!"

Konan stood to the side, coldly staring at Obito. A chill ran through her; Obito Uchiha was truly a beast, still the same even now.

How could someone like this hold the power of life and death over Nagato and Yahiko? Was it simply because he lacked the power to do so, and was thus led to an extreme?

Naruto didn't think much of it upon hearing this, nor did he consider it further. After all, Konan had been practically dominated by Obito.

Neither Nagato nor she ever truly understood the masked Obito Uchiha. But Naruto was different; he knew all of Obito's trump cards.

It's like everyone at the card table is playing their cards face up, except for him, whose cards are face down.

He simply looked down at Obito, a sinister glint in his eyes. He stared at him silently for a moment before speaking, his voice utterly calm.

"Are you worried about Rin Nohara? Have you thought about it? What right do you have to worry about her? I've said it before, she has nothing to do with you now. She's Konohagakure ninja."

"When she wakes up, I will tell her it was all a dream. Her former comrade, Obito Uchiha, died under that Taiseki, and Kakashi has become the Hokage."

"The village is still the same village, but everything has changed. Rin Nohara's former relatives may no longer be there, but it doesn't matter."

"She had already accepted the fact that you were dead before she died, and even if she were resurrected, she wouldn't remember you. After a while, she will let go of her resentment and start a new life."

"No, impossible! Rin wouldn't... she wouldn't forget me!" Obito's heart suddenly trembled. "Don't try to fool me! No, impossible!"

"Didn't you just want Rin Nohara to live?" Naruto suddenly asked. "Why are you so concerned about whether she'll remember you? Or is it..."

"You just want to possess her. Whether she's happy or not doesn't matter, as long as she belongs to you?"

"No... that's not it!" Obito Uchiha. How could he not have selfish motives? But one cannot look directly into the hearts of men.

Ask yourself honestly, very few people can win.

Seeing this, a hint of disdain flashed in Naruto's eyes, and he pursed his lips before speaking again.

"I won't do anything to Rin Nohara. You're right. I won't make things difficult for Rin Nohara for Kakashi's sake. I'm not like you. I have a moral bottom line."

"Rin Nohara willingly sacrificed herself for the village. She is a true hero, not some stinking rat hiding in the gutter all day long."

"She will live a happy life. After all, she has such a cheerful personality. Just give her a little time and I believe she can face everything positively."

"I can even predict that Rin Nohara will apply to become a ninja again, and Kakashi will definitely help her adapt to the current ninja life. They're comrades after all, so it's normal for them to help each other, right?"

Konan, standing to the side, twitched her eyelids slightly. Obito also noticed something amiss in Naruto's words. He looked up and stared intently at Naruto, seemingly very concerned about what he was about to say.

However, Naruto deliberately paused, a slight smile playing on his lips as he stared at Obito. He was thoroughly enjoying Obito Uchiha's bewildered expression, the fleeting worry in his eyes impossible to conceal.

He laughed and continued, grinning.

"Rin Nohara's death has always been a knot in Kakashi's heart, and he was depressed for a long time because of it. It's so good that she came back to life, that must be the case for Kakashi, right?"

"As his student, I know Kakashi better than anyone. He not only feels happy, but he also takes meticulous care of Rin Nohara, as if he is afraid that she will suddenly disappear again, like a dream that he will wake up and be gone."

"Even if he didn't have those thoughts in his mind, what would Rin Nohara think, someone who has already accepted your death and is now facing a situation she's never encountered before, with such a caring and gentle Kakashi by her side?"

"No... Stop talking!" Obito Uchiha, his eyes glazed over, and he slumped to the ground, his eyes lifeless.

"Shut up, stop talking." His voice was weak and listless.

But Naruto was not about to do as he wished. The more Obito Uchiha, the happier he was, and the smile on his face was almost impossible to suppress. His lips trembled slightly, and he was about to burst out laughing.

"Kakashi is so gentle, and he's still as excellent as he was twenty years ago." Naruto could barely contain himself, struggling to suppress his laughter, his voice trembling slightly.

"A person who became Jonin at the age of twelve, powerful and handsome, he even became Hokage. I'm so sad, he inherited your dream, Obito, you can die without regrets!"

"Hahaha, that's what Rin Nohara will definitely think. She woke up twenty years later, and everything had changed. Her former comrade had become Hokage and was taking care of her in every way."

"What a powerful yet gentle male protagonist! Obito Uchiha, that's Kakashi!" He couldn't hold back his smile any longer.

"Do you dare say that Rin Nohara doesn't like Kakashi? Even if we assume the worst, does Rin Nohara like you? Have you ever been in a relationship? Have you held hands? Have you ever kissed?"

Naruto's smile grew increasingly unrestrained and arrogant, as if he had been holding his breath for a long time. Each question was like a bullet fired at Obito Uchiha.

"She will never remember you, Obito Uchiha. You will be as if you never existed! Everything you did, the meaning of your life for the past twenty years, everything!"

He shouted, his neck stiffening, his neck even turning red from the roar, as he yelled loudly.

"It's all fucking meaningless!"

"Let me tell you, Rin Nohara has never been with you. Not before! Not now! And never in the future. It's all your imagination!"

"Rin Nohara will be with Kakashi, get married and have children. You can only die like a rat that can't see the light of day, twenty years ago."

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