"I'm very excited," Patrick said. "My heart has never been in very good shape, and my doctor told me I should avoid getting emotional. Unfortunately, I can't do that."
"For two years, I've been waiting for this day," Patrick said. "Sometimes, I even feel as if my whole life has been spent waiting for this day to arrive."
"Thank you all again, and thank you to Umbrella Corporation. Thank you to my friend, Mr. Murphys Anon, the founder of Umbrella, for giving me this opportunity to stand here and share our product with you."
Patrick was somewhat moved, and the planted audience members below the stage gave him applause at just the right moment, along with a few cheers and words of encouragement.
"About two years ago, when Murphys told me he had decided to enter the electronics field, to be honest, I thought he was crazy."
"I said, No, you're not serious."
"He said, Yes, I am serious."
"I said, No!"
"He said, Yes!"
"I said, we'll fail."
"He said, no, we have to make this succeed."
"We argued for a long time. After all, everyone knew that Umbrella Corporation was a pharmaceutical company. We had created the best trauma-treatment drug in the world, but the electronics industry was not our strong suit."
"If you're injured, even if your nerves are severed, White Medicine can heal you, but it sure can't fix a computer!"
"So I asked him, Why? Why enter the electronics field? Why must we do this?"
"Murphys convinced me with one sentence."
"He said, Patrick, we have to drive technological progress. We have to change this world!"
The venue fell silent for a moment, then erupted into applause. Twenty or thirty years later, this would already be standard rhetoric for internet companies, but at this moment,