Is Hu Jilong a Simp?

Xiao Bei watched Ji Qinglan's figure disappear from before his eyes.

Only then did he turn and head toward his school.

As he passed a supermarket, Xiao Bei thought of something and went straight inside.

He made his way directly to the section selling women's products.

Yes, military training started tomorrow. Although Xiao Bei had not attended university in his previous life, he still knew what military training was.

It was the kind of military training that could take half your life. University military training was different from high school military training.

High school military training was more like an experience. Some places let you experience it for seven days, while others wrapped it up after three. It was no big deal.

But university military training was genuinely brutal.

It was not as simple as a few days—it lasted an entire month!

Considering the current weather, he definitely had to prepare properly.

Xiao Bei stood before the sanitary pads, looked them over, then picked up several packs of Sofy—yes, several packs, to use as shoe inserts.

"Wow, Class Monitor, what are you doing here?"

Just as Xiao Bei picked up three packs of Sofy, a surprised voice came from his right.

Xiao Bei looked toward the voice and saw Wang Meina and her three dorm sisters.

"Ah, so it's My Beloved Consorts!"

Xiao Bei flirtatiously cracked a joke, only to be met with four pairs of rolling eyes.

Chen Siying, Yang Yuhan, Zhang Yi

Chen Siying pouted at Xiao Bei. "Class Monitor, didn't we agree that I'd be the empress?"

Yang Yuhan said, "Oh my, Class Monitor, are you buying pads for your empress?"

As soon as Yang Yuhan finished speaking, Wang Meina and the other two noticed the three packs of sanitary pads in Xiao Bei's hands.

Xiao Bei smiled faintly as he looked at them. "That's not right. Why do I smell vinegar in the air?"

Yang Yuhan said, "Who's jealous?"

Wang Meina said, "Class Monitor is a scumbag too!"

Chen Siying said, "No, Class Monitor, are you really that reckless? You're buying three packs for Goddess Ji all at once?"

Zhang Yi said, "Does Goddess Ji have period cramps?"

Xiao Bei froze slightly. What was all this supposed to mean?

"No, why does buying sanitary pads mean I'm buying them for her?"

Xiao Bei was a little speechless.

"What did I just hear? Class Monitor, don't tell me you have other women?"

"Goddess Ji is so beautiful, and you still want to betray her?"

"If you're not buying them for Goddess Ji, then who are you buying them for?"

"Tell us—which young lady from some distinguished family has bewitched our Class Monitor now?"

The four of them talked over one another, not leaving Xiao Bei even a moment to speak.

Xiao Bei could only wait until they were done before saying with a wry smile, "Can't I buy them for myself?"

Pfft!

"Hahaha, Class Monitor, do you have frequent urination or something?"

"Class Monitor, I'm curious—do boys get periods too?"

"Why do I suddenly feel like Class Monitor is a little pervy?"

"Class Monitor, if you really are a scumbag, then scam me too!"

Watching the four of them giggle and laugh, Xiao Bei realized that his words had probably made them misunderstand.

He hurriedly explained, "What pig brains you all have. Military training starts tomorrow—I bought these to pad my shoes! And with brains like yours, you still want to be the empress?"

"Wow, Class Monitor, you're so smart!" Wang Meina suddenly exclaimed.

"Even though Class Monitor's explanation just now was perfectly reasonable, we're still unhappy. Since we can't be the empress, shouldn't Class Monitor compensate us?" Li Siying said slyly.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah! Class Monitor, you need to compensate us for flirting too!" Yang Yuhan immediately chimed in to support Li Siying.

Xiao Bei merely smiled helplessly and said to the four of them, "So everything you said earlier was fake—you were waiting here for me. Fine, what do you want me to treat you to?"

"Yay, long live Class Monitor!" Li Siying immediately laughed.

"Just treat us to a cup of milk tea," Wang Meina said with a smile.

"Let's go."

After paying for the sanitary pads, Xiao Bei took the four girls to the milk tea shop next door.

After buying five cups of milk tea, the five of them sat around an open-air round table outside the shop, chatting.

Just as they were having a lively conversation, Xiao Bei suddenly spotted three Dog Sons walking over from the distance.

Xiao Bei was about to greet them when he saw Hu Jilong notice him.

Especially after seeing him drinking milk tea with four girls, Hu Jilong immediately lost it.

He dragged Zhang Zhibo and Wang Wei over to Xiao Bei.

Hu Jilong looked at the four fair-skinned girls.

With tears and emotion, he said to Xiao Bei, "Fourth Brother, that's not cool of you!"

"Fourth Brother, you're in the wrong this time. You came out for milk tea with four beauties all by yourself—what about us?"

Zhang Zhibo was also indignant, but he was smarter than Hu Jilong and directly sat down beside Li Siying.

Wang Wei shot Xiao Bei a disdainful look and sat down beside Yang Yuhan.

Hu Jilong chuckled and prepared to sit beside Zhang Yi.

Zhang Yi looked at Hu Jilong and said, "Hu Fatty, just sit in the back. You're too big—if you squeeze in here, it'll be a little crowded!"

Pfft!

Everyone burst into laughter.

Hu Jilong looked at Xiao Bei with a wronged expression.

Xiao Bei smiled at Hu Jilong and said, "Go order some milk tea first. I'll cover it. I only just ran into them too!"

Hearing that, Hu Jilong chuckled.

After that, the four people from Dorm 401 and the four from Wang Meina's dorm simply bought a deck of cards at the entrance of the milk tea shop and started playing.

Everyone joined in during the game, and the relationship between the two dorms grew closer.

After returning to the dorm, Xiao Bei was the first to take a shower. When he came out, he saw the three Dog Sons huddled together, all wearing lecherous grins.

Hu Jilong was currently talking at length.

As Xiao Bei walked over, he heard Hu Jilong's sleazy voice:

"I think Yang Yuhan is the prettiest. She's not very tall, but her skin is so fair, and she's got a little baby fat too. When we were playing cards earlier, I deliberately brushed against her—Little Girl's got quite the figure!"

"Tch! How can Yang Yuhan's figure compare to Li Siying's? Li Siying's tall enough, her face is pretty too, and especially that dress... it made my heart itch!" Wang Wei said as he reminisced.

"I still think Wang Meina is the prettiest. She's an absolute knockout, a girl like that!" Zhang Zhibo chuckled.

"No matter what, my Yang Yuhan is the prettiest!" Hu Jilong glared at the other two!

"Brother Long, seriously, can you stop being such a simp?" Zhang Zhibo rolled his eyes at Hu Jilong.

"Exactly. Your Yang Yuhan? Did she agree to that?" Wang Wei added mercilessly.

Xiao Bei shook his head with a smile and didn't join in. Mainly because he couldn't get a word in. The girls were indeed all pretty, but they still didn't meet Xiao Bei's standards.

Flirting with them casually was fine.

There was no need to get serious. Besides, things with Ji Qinglan should be working out soon, and Xiao Bei didn't want to stir up a whole mess for himself!

As for Liu Qingyan, one was in Hangzhou and the other was in Shanghai—he could date her without any worries!