Shut Up, Dragon! I Don't Want More Babies With You!
Chapter 108

Chapter 108

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Losweiser shook her head. "Noa knows more than most kids. Since she brought it up, let's think about what to do about tomorrow's date."

Leon stopped pacing and looked at Losweiser. "Have you ever dated before?"

Losweiser shrugged. "I was busy with my studies for the first hundred years and with my career for the next hundred. When did I have time for dating and romance? What about you?"

"The first fifteen years were spent studying, the next five years were spent working..."

I've been busy taking care of my child for the past two years.

Losweiser covered her face and sighed, "Well, we can't rely on our past experience anymore."

With zero experience, there's really no hope.

Losweiser sat for a moment, then stood up and went to her study.

A moment later, she returned to the living room with several novels in her arms.

Losweiser placed the novel on the coffee table.

Leon leaned closer to take a look, "Me and My Lover, Afternoon Nap, Beloved Albatross... what are all these?"

"Novels." She paused, then added, "Romance novels."

"I thought you usually spent your time in the study researching magic or something, but I never expected you to be secretly reading novels."

Losweiser rolled her eyes at him, ignoring his teasing, and began to explain her thoughts.

"In order to provide Noa with a decent subject for romance, even though we're not good at dating, we should try our best to brush up on our knowledge in this area tonight."

She patted the covers of the books, "Learning from here should be very efficient."

I dreamt of those nights when we took the entrance exams, and how the couple stayed up all night doing practice questions in order to pass.

But this time, they only had one night to prepare.

"Exam review? If you talk about that, I'm not sleepy anymore."

With that, Leon sat down next to Losweiser, and the two began to peruse the novels in front of them.

Of course, since Losweiser had already read these romance novels several times before, she only read the parts related to 'dating'.

Leon didn't foolishly read through every single sentence; there simply wasn't enough time.

His method was to first read through the novel's table of contents to see which chapter might describe a date, and then skip directly to that chapter.

The couple each had their own methods, saving time and effort.

While reading, they also took notes.

They wrote down some of the dating scenes from the novel so they could organize and select them later.

A few hours later, Leon and Losweiser had thoroughly explored the dating sections of these romance novels.

I also took quite a few notes.

The couple exchanged a glance, then simultaneously revealed the knowing smiles of academic achievers.

They compiled their notes together and then began to filter those that suited them.

The first item on the agenda was decided to be "watching a dance drama".

The theater is crowded and has an elegant environment. Once you go there, you'll only be watching a dance performance, and there won't be any strange activities, making it very suitable for them.

"Well... a couples' bar... um, not a good idea, cross that out," Losweiser said.

Leon nodded in agreement, because he was indeed not very good at drinking.

And since it's for her own essay, Noa will probably be secretly observing them tomorrow.

It wouldn't be good if I drank too much and lost control during my daughter's research.

Next, the couple planned out some dating activities that would suit them.

What would be suitable for them?

That is, there are no messy couple games, no overly intimate physical contact, and at the same time, the project can showcase the heartwarming theme of "parental love".

To be honest, it's quite difficult.

But in the end, they managed to put together a date list that was enough to keep them on a date all day.

Leon looked at the list with satisfaction.

"Yes, as long as we follow these instructions tomorrow, there's absolutely no chance of anything going wrong!"

Losweiser also unusually agreed with Leon's point of view.

"That's right, we can definitely give our daughter the perfect material for a date!"

The couple popped open a bottle of champagne.

Little did they know, the last time the two of them opened champagne together was the night before the entrance ceremony.

The final result is clear to those who know.

So this time... will the couple be able to escape the inevitable "opening champagne, crashing" rule?

Noa K. Melkwy presents her masterpiece – Parents' Love!

The next morning, Losweiser finished packing and prepared to head to Sky City for her date.

Today she wore a pure white long dress, her silver hair was tied up with a hairband, and a thin braid hung down her side. It was the same braid that Leon had secretly braided for her when she was unconscious. To this day, whether in daily life or when going out, it seems to have become a signature little detail of Losweiser.

Her delicate oval face was lightly powdered, which only added color and accentuated her Queen aura, making her elegant and poised.

Leon also wore a sporty suit, which is quite rare for him. He looked sunny and carefree, yet composed.

After all, it's to provide high-quality material for my daughter's essays, so my attire should be of a higher standard.

Thinking back, the last time I wore a suit was when we were taking a family photo.

The couple went out at the same time. Upon seeing each other, they tacitly looked each other up and down, and then nodded in unison.

"Finally, you're starting to look human." Losweiser smiled.

Leon rolled his eyes. "If you don't know how to compliment someone, you don't have to."

"Mom Daddy, are you ready?"

Noa ran over from the sisters' room, carrying her schoolbag.

"Everything is ready, we can leave anytime," Losweiser said.

Noa ran up to them, looked at their outfits, and then shook her head. "No." Lin

The couple were stunned, their eyes widening in disbelief.

Is this still not enough?

Losweiser asked patiently, "What's wrong?"

"Mom, Daddy, you're going on a date, but you're dressed too formally and seriously. It looks like you're going on... a blind date," Director Noa commented.

The couple looked at each other.

Oh, that does seem a bit too formal. (Fin)

They focused solely on "high-quality" and "serious," neglecting the most crucial element of a date. "Relaxation and naturalness."

Dating, in essence, is a game between couples, and it's quite different from blind dates.

"Then I'll go with Daddy to change my clothes," Losweiser said.

"No need, Mom. Anna and I went to the tribe's clothing store this morning and picked out two suitable outfits for you. You can just change into them."

The Silver Dragon Sanctuary was merely where Losweiser lived and worked as Queen. The entire Silver Dragon Clan's living area was actually quite large, and it also had a very complete industrial chain.

You can also buy clothes here.

However, compared to Sky City, they already knew every blade of grass and tree in their own tribe by heart, so there was nothing new about dating there, and the effect would be greatly reduced.

Noa took off her backpack, took out two sets of clothes, and handed them to Leon and Losweiser respectively.

The two completely obeyed Director Noa's arrangements.

Noa will offer her own suggestions and ideas for modification based on the actual situation, and she has even made some preparations in advance for this purpose, which is a good thing, and the couple must support her.

The two returned to their respective rooms.

When Losweiser opened the clothing bag, she saw a very youthful and energetic hoodie. The fabric felt smooth and should be very comfortable to wear.

The clothes were light gray overall, which matched her hair color well, and there was a cartoon bear pattern on the chest of the clothes.

It looks good, but Losweiser couldn't help but mutter, "Am I wearing this... a little too childish?"

It's not that I'm worried that clothes with such a youthful and girlish style will affect my image.

She, the Silver Dragon Queen, never relied on her appearance to command respect; she relied on her strength and personal charisma.

Losweiser simply felt that she had never tried this style before...

What if I can't handle it and my daughter isn't satisfied?

After some hesitation, Losweiser took off her long dress and put on this hoodie.

The hem of her hoodie barely covered her bottom, revealing only a tiny bit of her underwear. Losweiser went to the wardrobe and paired it with trousers and boots.

Actually, these aren't her usual style of dressing, and she hasn't worn the pants in a long time; they felt a bit tight when she put them on.

Losweiser stood in front of the mirror, her pretty face flushed. "Hmm, it must be because the pants shrank, it's definitely not because I've gained weight."

Women are very sensitive to the numbers on the scale. Even though she doesn't look fat at all, Losweiser is still very strict about managing her figure.

Although these pants are a bit tight, they do show off your figure very well.

Losweiser is tall and beautiful, and has transformed from an elegant Queen into a vibrant, forest-girl.

She turned around in front of the mirror again, and after confirming the outfit, she said, "OK, let's go out. I wonder what clothes Noa prepared for Leon."

Muttering to herself, Losweiser opened the door and went out.

She looked up and saw Leon staring at her in shock.

Losweiser was taken aback and was about to ask "What's wrong?", but when her gaze fell on Leon's clothes, she was just as astonished as him.

Her clothes and Leon's clothes... were exactly the same!

However, hers was gray, while Leon's was black.

"Couple outfits..."

Sure enough, the eldest daughter's understanding of dating was something that the adults could never have imagined.

"Yes, matching outfits~ because you're the stars of today's date~ of course you should wear matching outfits." Director Noa explained his reasoning.

Yes, indeed, the main character should dress in a more distinctive way.

Meanwhile, Leon quietly added another line to his "The Captive's Ordeal"—wearing matching outfits with the dragon.

Um, let's say that classic quote again:

Leon Casmod's life was both a glorious one and an abstract one.

"Mom is so pretty! Daddy is so handsome! Wow, you're both wearing the same clothes!"

Just then, Mu En jogged over, followed by her Head Maid Anna.

Noa, with a knowing look on her face, explained to her sister, "These are called matching outfits, which means Daddy Mom are a loving couple~"

She also emphasized the "en" in "en'ai" and added a final syllable.

Dragon girl seemed to understand, but that didn't stop her from raising her hands and cheering, "Great!"

Leon rubbed his forehead with one hand. "My dear daughter, don't explain anymore, let's get started."

"Okay, Mom Daddy, you go first. Anna will take me and Mu En and we will set off later."

Noa solemnly assigned everyone their tasks, "You won't be able to see us for the entire date today, so please be relaxed and natural. This will help achieve better results, understand?"

Leon gave a comical salute, and the dragon-slaying lad stood at attention. "Yes, Director Noa!"

Ten minutes later, Losweiser transformed into Dragon form and led Leon to Sky City.

After waiting a few more minutes, Anna set off with the two Dragon girl. Her mission for the day was to protect the two little princess.

There were no internal conflicts or wars within the Dragon Group on the way to Sky City, so the group traveled smoothly without any obstacles and arrived in Sky City without any trouble.

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