Chapter 113
Diviner A said that your son is naturally intelligent and has a natural talent for studying. With proper nurturing, he will surely become a renowned scholar.
Diviner B said that your son is skilled in political maneuvering and governance, and if he enters the officialdom, he will surely achieve great things.
Diviner C went even further: Your son may suffer a bloody disaster next month. Contact me for 100 gold coins to avoid the disaster.
As a result, the master almost overturned his shop on the spot.
It's no wonder Leon is prejudiced against this industry; asking for 100 gold coins right off the bat—why don't you just rob someone?
So just enjoy these little tricks for fun, and don't take them seriously.
Just as Leon was about to leave, he discovered that Losweiser had not followed.
Looking back, she gazed up at the signboard and description of the fortune-telling shop, seemingly quite interested in such things.
As expected.
"Let's go in and take a look," Losweiser said. "There's still some time before lunch, and we have nothing else to do."
Since the bunny girl has said so, why not just go along with her?
It's not surprising that death row inmates get a good meal before their execution!
Leon shrugged. "Whatever."
The couple entered the fortune-telling shop.
The atmosphere inside the museum remains mysterious and eerie, with the lighting, carpets, and wall decorations all having a deliberately mysterious feel.
There weren't many people in the fortune-telling shop, and you could easily spot the female fortune teller sitting at the very back.
She wore a witch's hat, a long black dress, and her ten fingers were manicured—each one was different.
Her features under the shrine maiden hat were quite delicate, but her makeup was a bit too much for the surrounding environment, making her look somewhat unconventional.
"Welcome, gentlemen, please have a seat."
The couple sat down, facing the fortune teller.
The fortune teller remained calm, first scrutinizing Losweiser, then nodding thoughtfully, before turning to Leon—
He shook his head.
Leon was taken aback. "No, why are you shaking your head at me?"
"I recognized you at a glance, sir—"
Leon gasped, his hand under the table already gathering Lightning Element energy.
If this guy can tell right away that he's not Dragon Race, then sorry, as a fortune teller, you should be able to foresee that you're in for a bloody disaster today!
"With extraordinary bearing and radiant spirit, he is a chosen Child of Destiny that is far beyond the reach of ordinary male Dragon Race!"
"..."
The lightning in his hand flickered awkwardly twice. Leon coughed lightly and gently kicked Losweiser's shoe, signaling her to quickly smooth things over.
"You flatter me. My husband is just good-looking, but it's not that exaggerated."
Losweiser asked, "May I ask your name?"
"Just call me Afu," the fortune teller said. "What kind of matters would you two like to consult about? Marriage? Career? If you don't know which to choose, I also have very comprehensive fortune telling packages for you to choose from."
Wow, this industry is getting more and more considerate! They even offer package deals for fortune telling!
Afu took out a wooden board covered with various divination methods.
Astrology, bamboo sticks, tarot cards—you name it, they have it.
Of course, the prices are also different.
Although Losweiser came for fun, she didn't want too much trouble, so she said, "Let's try the horoscope reading first. The process should be simple, right?"
"Yes, all I need to do is tell me your birthdays," Afu said confidently.
"October 25th," Losweiser said.
"Oh, that's Scorpio."
Afu explained in a serious tone, "Scorpio is a sign that lacks a sense of security, but also has a very strong ability to observe and is quite sensitive to changes in the surrounding environment. When Scorpio ask others questions, they often already know the answer, but they just want to hear the other person say it out loud."
Losweiser gave a soft "oh".
Leon, however, still didn't quite trust such things.
Afu continued speaking.
"Of course, Scorpio girls also have a very typical personality trait: they appear cold and aloof on the outside, but are passionate and unrestrained on the inside. They are a sign that dares to love and hate. Once they fall in love, it is a 'do or die' pursuit."
"Oh, since we're talking about love, the most compatible signs for Scorpio are Pisces and Cancer. You two are very compatible."
Losweiser nodded, seemingly understanding, "Then which zodiac signs are the least compatible?"
"Leo".
"OK."
Afu then looked at Leon, "Sir, what is your birthday?"
"August 5th."
After listening to Afu's mysterious explanation, Leon couldn't help but ask, "So what's my zodiac sign?"
Afu looked at Losweiser with a strange expression before stammering, "Sir, you are... Leo."
"..."
⒉ Linba Wu Linjiu sulfur Oh, that makes sense.
No wonder they can't stand each other; it's all because of their zodiac signs!
The couple looked at each other, then simultaneously looked away.
Upon seeing this, Afu panicked and quickly explained.
"Hey, you two, don't hurt each other's feelings. Horoscopes are just for reference, they're not very accurate."
"I think it's pretty accurate," Leon said devoutly.
Before hearing that he and Losweiser were not a good match, Leon: This thing is just a bunch of nonsense to fool children;
Upon hearing that he and Losweiser were not a good match: Leon's eyes fell on her; he was a true master! (Part 3)
Seeing the couple's reaction, Afu was unsure what to do, so she suggested, "To express my apology, I'll give you a 30% discount on the next divination, how about that?"
Losweiser glanced at Leon and nodded, "Okay."
Discounts or not don't matter to her; she's not short of money. (Phosphorus)
She just had a feeling that the upcoming divination might be very "unfavorable" to Leon. ⑦
As everyone knows, what is detrimental to the Dragon Slayer is beneficial to the dragon. 9.
We must occupy it! (5)
Then Afu took out a crystal ball from under the table. "Sir," she said, "Please place your hand on this crystal ball, and I will establish a connection with your entire life, thereby deducing your past and future."
Wow, this is getting more and more mysterious.
Leon placed his hand on it with some skepticism.
Afu closed her eyes and began to activate the crystal ball.
Leon didn't feel anything, only that the crystal ball was a bit cold and didn't feel very good to the touch.
A moment later, Afu said softly,
"Sir... you possess exceptional leadership skills, with unique insights and perspectives on matters, and countless people have followed and admired you..."
Leon was slightly surprised; it was indeed quite accurate.
"But!"
Well, after all the praise, there's bound to be this kind of twist.
Otherwise, how can we collect money?
"Sir... it seems you are facing a calamity."
Leon raised an eyebrow. "A calamity?"
He glanced instinctively at Losweiser beside him.
Besides this Dragon Queen, what other calamities could I possibly face?
"Hmm... I see... I see iron railings... weeds... hiss!—Sir! I understand!"
Leon held his breath. "What?"
You're going to jail!
"Pfft, hahaha—"
Losweiser finally couldn't hold back anymore and burst into laughter, her shoulders shaking with laughter.
Leon, on the other hand, had a speechless expression that said, "Big sister, you're so funny."
Looking at the couple's reaction, Afu blinked, and for the first time began to doubt her own professionalism. "W-Was I wrong...?"
Leon lowered his voice and gritted his teeth, "No, you're right, you're absolutely right."
Afu scratched her forehead. Since she was right, she would continue.
"Sir, would you like to be released from this prison sentence?"
Leon's face darkened even more.
The next line should be "V me for 100 gold coins, and I'll help you avoid disaster by spending money," right?
You fortune tellers all use the same tricks.
But is it possible that my time in prison is over?
Now we've entered the second half of our ordeal: the ordeal of being taken prisoner.
Sister, you're late.
"No need," Leon said.
"Oh... okay then."
Leon withdrew his hand, stood up, and nudged Losweiser's shoulder. "Stop laughing, pay and let's go."
Losweiser nodded, suppressing the urge to grin wildly, paid the money, and left the fortune-telling shop with Leon.
"Leon Casmod".
Once outside, Losweiser patted Leon on the shoulder with one hand, her face serious, "You're going to jail."
Leon shook off her hand, turned and strode quickly toward the exit of the shopping street.
Losweiser jogged after her, laughing as she added, "If you need to pay to avoid disaster, I can provide you with financial support."
"Shut up, you evil dragon!"
At this moment, Noa and Mu En, who were hiding in the shadows, peeked out and looked at their Mom 'Daddy backs.
"Mom is smiling so happily," Mu En said.
"Yes, the date we just had was short, but it must have been very exciting. I rarely see Mom smiling so happily," Noa said.
"Sister, should we continue following them?"
"Certainly."
"Okay~"
The two little Dragon girl twirled their little legs and ran quickly past the entrance of the fortune-telling hall.
Inside, Afu looked at her crystal ball in confusion, scratching her head. "Could there be something wrong with the crystal ball?"
She lowered her hand again, trying to divine the fate of the man from before.
However, the divination result had absolutely nothing to do with the imprisonment he had just suffered.
Afu suddenly opened her eyes and muttered,